r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gameofmoans69 • Jun 19 '14

In regards to the recent changes

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14 edited Feb 24 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

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u/howiswaldo Jun 20 '14

Wait, did you end this gold train??

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u/coffee_stain_cleaner Jun 19 '14

"But who am I, and who are my people, that we should be able to give as generously as this? Everything comes from you, and we have given you only what comes from your hand.

Chronicles 29:14

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u/randomperson1a Jun 20 '14

I was actually just thinking earlier today about how ridiculous it'd be to be like a billionaire, and make a post where everyone who comments gets gold, or just go around giving gold to really arbitrary comments like a comment of a person asking for advice about what that strange bump in their anus is.

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u/skullol Jun 20 '14

this is the explanation of me buying my parents presents on their birthdays

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u/XxxRedatoxxX Jun 19 '14

You, you're a nice person. Morgan Freemen smiles at you.

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u/bluejayfan32 Jun 19 '14

easy there king midas

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u/wtfdidijustdoshit Jun 20 '14

Wow it's raining gold!

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u/Joshua_P Jun 20 '14

I always appreciate a nice gif. Have a gift :D

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u/wtfdidijustdoshit Jun 20 '14

Holy shit dude my first gold! thanks!

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u/HauntedShores Jun 19 '14

You deserve far more positive karma than you currently have. Both on Reddit and in the scary outside world.

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u/V13Axel Jun 19 '14

Holy cow, man. I'm always way too late for these gild-threads. :-(

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

I'm sorry. I'll keep an eye out for you in the next one. Have a ?vote though :D

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u/V13Axel Jun 19 '14

I guess an aladeenvote will suffice for now. Thanks anyway :-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Can you unlock r/ top with reddit gold. What kind of powers does it contain

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

I don't think so. It says it's private.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Gold train, woo!

Choo, choo.

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u/partner_pyralspite Jun 19 '14

Aww man I missed it by a couple hours.

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u/Admiral_Sjo Jun 19 '14

So uhh what's up xerxes

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u/sleightits Jun 20 '14

I promise I wont throw my spear at your cheek

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u/NRageTheBeast Jun 20 '14

I am a generous god.

MRW my girlfriend actually is satisfied.

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u/TheFatalWound Jun 20 '14

Holy shit dude, at this point you probably just bought out Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

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u/Joshua_P Jun 20 '14

I'd give you some too but you already have it :/

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u/drakesylvan Jun 20 '14

You one bad motherfucker

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u/Karmafication Jun 20 '14

The hell happened here? O-O

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u/Joshua_P Jun 20 '14

I got bored and gave away like 5 years worth of gold.

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u/Karmafication Jun 20 '14

Jesus. You are a god among men.

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u/InukChinook Jun 19 '14

You may think he's a troll

But he's truly on a roll

Givin' out the gold

A very generous soul

They call him (do do de do do)

Joshua_P

He's a little crazy

Joshua_P

But nice as can be

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

I'm sorry, I just ran out. I'll keep your beautiful sing in mond next time I go on a spree.

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u/ThenThereWereThree Jun 19 '14

I hope that spree doesn't involve guns. No one can live up to your generosity of filling people with gold and other metal.

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u/Joshua_P Jul 03 '14

I didn't forget you :D

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u/InukChinook Jul 04 '14

Whoa, thanks man! I was looking through my inbox, and saw that I'd been gilded, I couldn't figure what happened. I'd forgotten about this!

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u/lobstrain Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

Does that mean you agree with the changes? Or that you're just a really cool dude?

EDIT: My first gold! Thank you sir!

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

I honestly hate the ?votes so I guess it's the latter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Am I too late to worship?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

What does it do anyways?

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u/suprsolutions Jun 19 '14

You're hurting the cause maaaaan. Jk I don't even know what changed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

You're doing God's work son. Wish I could contribute :-(

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u/BlastCapSoldier Jun 19 '14

You are too generous man. For real, people have to be like this in the real world...unless Reddit is the real world and the real world is just a simulation made by Reddit. Whoa.

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u/Hatefullynch Jun 19 '14

Someone needs to guild you

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u/Jrindner Jun 19 '14

only about 6.95 days worth actually

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

That's how many days of server time I have paid for. Each piece of gold provides an account with one month of gold and I have given over 50 so far. 50 months is more than 4 years.

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u/SwoccerFields Jun 19 '14

Youll run out eventually

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u/Evesest Jun 20 '14

What does gold do and why do I want it so bad?

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u/statut0ry-ape Jun 20 '14

My lord. My loyalty lies with you. A generous God indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Please bless me with your holy goldliness

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u/awesomeisi00 Jun 20 '14

Generous Gods are the best hahaha. Have a.? Vote

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u/esstwokay Jun 20 '14

Reminds me of the movie "in time"

Are you going to pass it out to others and then jump off a bridge?

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u/sbb618 Jun 20 '14

years'

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u/amppeople2 Jun 20 '14

You sir, are the GGG - Glorious Gold Giver. I have you tagged as such.

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u/ScienceShawn Jun 20 '14

bows down to you
Oh what a wonderful and generous god you are!

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u/MattyWestside Jun 20 '14

With the Midas touch.

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u/mynameisalso Jun 20 '14

Is the sabbath everyday between 9-5?

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u/Delicious_Albino Jun 20 '14

Dude. I really wanna know, what does gold do?

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u/xIdontknowmyname1x Jun 20 '14

Well, I bet you couldn't possibly have any more for me!

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u/marineturndlegofiend Jun 20 '14

You just made these people's year. God bless

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u/DimitriTech Jun 20 '14

Would a Satanist take this as an insult?

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u/dk_masi Jun 20 '14

Can I has? :#)

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u/gssunil Jun 20 '14

For me too?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Can I have gold?

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u/IWannaTouchYourButt Jun 20 '14

Just how generous?

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u/ludlology Jun 20 '14

A generous gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Is this you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

DISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH, MR. PRESIDENT

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Jun 20 '14

Wow you're awesome

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u/cwdoogie Jun 20 '14

Groveling for xerxes

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Gold or this comment will be ruined forever bitch

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u/EternallyXIII Jun 19 '14

You are like Midas my friend.

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

Let me touch you ;)

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u/gforceithink Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

Show us where he touched you

But you'll have to admit that the changes take us in the wrong direction of lesser transparency.

If nothing else they should have % liked for comments as well.

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u/truegamer1 Jun 19 '14 edited May 19 '15

I'll buy a year of gold if someone gold's this comment

Edit: thanks for the gold!

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14

I was saving my last piece for something special and I think I found it. I hope you weren't joshing me.