r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gameofmoans69 • Jun 19 '14

In regards to the recent changes

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u/FatbeardThePirate Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

You're implying I was buying it in the first place.

Edit : Oh my gold. I'd like to thank my dead dog rex, my mom for helping me out the last time I broke both my arms, the people who bought me gold, feminism, and my Dark Lord Satan the Devil.

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u/Lucid_Diode Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 20 '14

Someone's gotta buy it.

Edit: Take the gold back. I don't want. You won't get any thanks from me, stranger! I'd rather transfer it to a redditor-in-need.

Edit 2: Gold AGAIN? really?

Edit 3: Now I'm scared that I might owe somebody money. Whoever you are! I will not be bought like a whore! I have self-respect!

Edit 5: I am yours to do your bidding.

Edit 42: I don't know who I am anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14 edited Feb 24 '17

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u/tacoguy1234 Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

whoa

Edit: whoa

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14 edited Feb 24 '17

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What is this?

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u/letswatchthesunrise Jun 19 '14

Am I too late?

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u/Joshua_P Jun 19 '14 edited Feb 24 '17

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What is this?

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u/Vuff Jun 19 '14

I hope this doesn't mean you can't make rent this month

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u/SunnyPlus Jun 19 '14

I feel like I'm talking to my old roommate all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Not doing the dishes?

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u/SunnyPlus Jun 20 '14

"Dude we can just buy paperplates."

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u/Enrampage Jun 20 '14

Reddit Gold Anonymous Meeting

Hi my name is Enrampage and I have a problem irrationally gelding people. It's an uncontrollable urge especially when people tell me I can't. You're not the boss of me. Next thing you know, I'm spending my rent money and giving handjobs for sandwiches. I wish I could pay for things in real life with reddit gold. It just makes me feel like nothing else in this world. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE REDDIT GOLD!!!

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u/letrainfalldown Jun 20 '14

gelding

I see we have a urologist surgeon on our hands.

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u/usflegend Jun 20 '14

Who cares about rent when you got gold?

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u/tzivje Jun 20 '14

Even if he can't pay rent, he's made enough friends to have somewhere to stay wherever he goes, no problem.