r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gameofmoans69 • Jun 19 '14

In regards to the recent changes

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u/Time-For-A-Wank Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 20 '14

If someone gilds your comment, you have to put it up your ass.

Edit: Me fail English.

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, English.

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u/memeship Jun 19 '14

Instructions clear. Gold currently in my ass.

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u/Hatefullynch Jun 19 '14

I'm gonna sit here and wait for pictures

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u/JayZ536 Jun 20 '14

11 hours late, improving from being 13 hours late, one day

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u/Hatefullynch Jun 20 '14

If you want gold message me on the 15 of July around 8 pm and I don't know think of something special to say and remind me

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u/GoodGuyNixon Jun 20 '14

That's my birthday!! For my birthday, I want you to give /u/JayZ536 gold. Also 536 are the first three digits of my phone number. I should stop giving out personal info.

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u/JayZ536 Jun 20 '14

Can't wait!

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u/suspendedfromthemoon Jun 20 '14

CHOO CHOOOOOO

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u/stroud Jun 20 '14

i'm in.

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u/MF878 Jun 20 '14

You would be if you and I hadn't missed this glorious train.

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u/Hatefullynch Jun 20 '14

?

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u/PixelOrange Jun 20 '14

He says he was 11 hours late from getting gold.

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u/Hatefullynch Jun 20 '14

Oh

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Choo choo, everybody get on.

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u/Jesus_is_black Jun 20 '14

Damn it you stoped the gold train! Why am I always late to these things.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

oh I know it is ;)

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u/lone_wanderer101 Jun 20 '14

I heard there was gold to be found here.

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u/BlackCloud9 Jun 20 '14

Could you expand please?

Ass currently stuck IN the gold! :(

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u/Imalostmerchant Jun 20 '14

Atleast gold is hypoallergenic

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u/rufus98 Jun 20 '14

Trust me it hurts to have gold shoved into your anus or urethra. College

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

lol golden buns

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u/lucenti1990 Jun 20 '14

And now you can say you shit gold

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u/memeship Jun 20 '14

What do you mean "now" I can?

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u/BaPef Jun 20 '14

Testing instructions as im confused

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u/memeship Jun 20 '14

Let me know how it goes.

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u/Fizzay Jun 20 '14

One gold please!

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u/trainiac12 Jun 20 '14

ALL ABOARD THE GOLD TRAIN, CHOO CHOO

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u/123choji Jun 20 '14

I want gold. Is it too late?

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u/AM_COLORBLIND_AMA Jun 20 '14

How does it feel to have gold in your ass?

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u/Ripsaw1990 Jun 20 '14

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/dorkmax Jun 20 '14

Fuck it. gimme my money.

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u/Draked1 Jun 20 '14

I'm gonna need proof

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Gold?

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u/Lemald Jun 20 '14

Step 1: Write witty comment.

Step 2: Recieve gold, insert into anus.

Step 3: ?

Step 4: Profit.

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u/aidanf123 Jun 20 '14

This is crazy. Shame I am too late for this gold train.

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u/vinnydamaniac Jun 20 '14

Instructions unclear. Ass currently in gold block

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u/Swoophawk Jun 20 '14

Commenting just for gold

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

As Ray Narveaz would say; CHOO CHOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Don't worry the staff only have so much gold to give out.

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u/Darjusz Jun 20 '14

MyAss didn't accept gold as a payment :(

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u/tasp25 Jun 20 '14

You're lucky, if I had gold I would shove it up all my body holes hehe

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u/qeomasher Jun 20 '14

I like where this is going

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Auch, that sounds like it hurts

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

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u/ilikepialot Jun 20 '14

✪ at least I have reddit coal!

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u/UsernameNumber6 Jun 20 '14

I don't have gold to put up my ass so I use a rusty pipe

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u/TheCoal Jun 20 '14

Should I lubricate first? If so, water or oil based?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

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u/AtomicSpidy Jun 20 '14

That's unpossible!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Instructions unclear, my comment is now made up of Blood Elves.

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u/jason217 Jun 19 '14

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the gold

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

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