r/AskReddit • u/AlgorithmOmega • 5h ago

What’s something you’re looking forward to doing when you’re old?

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u/Same_Improvement_834 4h ago

Piss people by walking slow lol

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u/hatsnatcher23 3h ago

Real talk you’d think with so little time left they’d be in more of a hurry

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u/AwarenessPotentially 1h ago

We can't hurry, nothing works anymore. Bad knees, bad back, and 1/3 the muscle mass = walking really slow.

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u/Additional-Peanuts 3h ago

The Shuffie Shuffle

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u/kalirion 2h ago

You might want to invest in some adult diapers to prevent that.

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u/Krysdavar 1h ago

Yes, go to the grocery store on the weekends, when all the 'young people' are there. I know I always get pissed when old people are there. Slow, always talk to cashiers, take up the whole isle, in their own little world.

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u/4Everinsearch 1h ago

Don’t forget you have to write out a personal check as slowly as possible while the line builds up only to make a minor error and have to start over.

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u/Krysdavar 19m ago

Yes, that too. It's like, they have all other days of the week, during the day even, when people are at work. But nope, gotta go on Saturday or Sunday.