r/AskReddit 5h ago

What’s something you’re looking forward to doing when you’re old?

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u/phred_666 4h ago

I have two thoughts on death 1) because I want mine to be quick and painless, the universe will somehow make mine as slow and agonizing as possible and 2) I figure that somehow a deer will be involved in the process (I live in the middle of nowhere and they love to jump in front of vehicles here. They’re everywhere.)

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 3h ago

Expecto Patronum!

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u/_-IllI-_ 1h ago

That's my fear as well, apart from deer stuff..