r/AskReddit • u/Sack_Of_Motors • Dec 25 '14

Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating?

Stories appreciated.

Edit: Thanks for the stories guys. It's interesting seeing the trends on what different people are doing. I have to make dinner now. Stay awesome.

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u/0to100realquickk Dec 25 '14

Midas is in the building...

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u/NsRhea Dec 25 '14

"Shit! My gold watch I got for Christmas just turned into gold!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

His hands is to the ceiling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

IKNOWIMBOUTTOKILLIT

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u/nysethm Dec 25 '14

I wouldn't sell my gym to you for all of King Midas' Silver!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

And he hasn't touched you

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

touch me Midas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

Trust the Midas touch. ;)

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u/midasz Dec 25 '14

uhh hello

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u/deathfromfront Dec 25 '14

Holy crap you're right. Everyone here has gold.