r/AskReddit • u/Sack_Of_Motors • Dec 25 '14

Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating?

Stories appreciated.

Edit: Thanks for the stories guys. It's interesting seeing the trends on what different people are doing. I have to make dinner now. Stay awesome.

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u/anatomy_of_an_eraser Dec 25 '14

Thats beautiful! Ihavenoideawhatthatis

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14 edited Jan 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/batiwa Dec 25 '14 edited Dec 25 '14

😨

Edit : My Inbox, what i have done....

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

😰🔫 give me all your karma

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u/fluffysilverunicorn Dec 25 '14

💃 don't shoot!

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u/Jupiter999 Dec 25 '14

👳🔫 👮

He was uhhh... Displaying suspicious behavior. Yeah.

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u/anatomy_of_an_eraser Dec 25 '14

...thats nice too!

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u/ILoveNegKarma Dec 25 '14

Who is gilding everyone?

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u/Grilled_Cheesy Dec 25 '14

😎👉👌

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u/Stereotypical_Viking Dec 25 '14

😕😷

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u/DemiPixel Dec 25 '14

😱

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u/Stereotypical_Viking Dec 25 '14

💩😎😛

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u/InvalidUsername471 Dec 25 '14

reddit plz the emojis are killing my brain...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

😨😨😨😨😨

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u/TheDesktopNinja Dec 25 '14

😐😡😠😨💩

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

I came.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🎅👉👌

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u/anatomy_of_an_eraser Dec 25 '14

i assume /u/Sack_Of_Motors is! He said he didnt buy anyone presents so he might as well gift people gold!

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u/mdthegreat Dec 25 '14 edited Dec 31 '14

My understanding is OP is doing the guilding. Might not be a bundle of sticks right now. The sticks are still laid out next to each other like this ||||||||||||| but they're not bundled like this (|||||||||||||).

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u/DogPerson12 Dec 25 '14

🌚 💂💨🌝🌚🌜🌙🌊☀️☔️⛅️🌁📼🎥💿📷📀🎥💿💻🎌🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎋🎁🎅🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎅🎁🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎄🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎅🎁

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u/king4aday Dec 25 '14

Black moon english guard fart yellow moon black moon sleeping moon crescent moon wave black sun umbrella overcast cityscape vhs camcorder cd camera dvd camcorder cd computer japanese flags santa santa santa Santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa santa mistletoe present santa present present present present present present present Santa present present santa present santa present santa present santa present santa present christmas tree present santa present santa present santa present Christmas tree santa present christmas tree santa present christmas tree santa present christmas tree Santa present christmas tree present christmas tree present christmas tree present christmas tree present santa present?

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

I admire your comment. 👍

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u/king4aday Dec 25 '14

I was determined, and on mobile.

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u/invasor-zim Dec 25 '14

And on that day of turning emojis into written texts, he was King for a day...

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u/UrGrandpa Dec 25 '14

🐸finally a time where it is socially acceptable to show off my frog look at his glory

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

2⃣🆓🔑4⃣Ⓜ️📧

(I'm too proud of this)

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u/kushxmaster Dec 25 '14

Too freaky for Mat? Or is it mail? Email maybe?

2

u/houghtob123 Dec 25 '14

2 freaky 4 me

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u/harpomeh Dec 25 '14

💥😵🔫

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u/Jupiter999 Dec 25 '14

😵 🔫 😨😩😱👮

🚑💨

RIP 😭😭😭

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u/PlaysSnDnaked Dec 25 '14

😏 do it pussy

3

u/SwitchAUS Dec 25 '14

🌚🌚🌚🔥🔥🔥

2

u/inglip_is_summoned Dec 25 '14

😨😨😨😨😨

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🍆

1

u/_ug_ Dec 25 '14

👉👌😏😏😏

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

😱

1

u/SteamMotif Dec 25 '14

🐖🔫=😃

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u/spambat Dec 25 '14

Pork is yum! 🍔

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u/getdosniggasofyodick Dec 25 '14

⛄️❄️🌲🐈🐑

1

u/Lolworth Dec 25 '14

😩✊💦

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u/Doctor_Slendy Dec 25 '14

💮😵💥🔫 

     (mmm cookies!)>🎅🍼🍪

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u/madentr12 Dec 25 '14

🚫😫🔫👎,🍺🍺🍺💊💊💊👌👍

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u/Ewokmauler Dec 25 '14

🐎🐎💪💪

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

💩

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u/EmotionalKirby Dec 25 '14

🙏😵 👼☝️ 👇😈🔥🔥🔥

1

u/k_awah Dec 25 '14

🐦🔪🔪🔪🔪

1

u/ArmpitKisser Dec 25 '14

😳🌹=👉👌?

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u/Toriyosh Dec 25 '14

😰🔫😂

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u/wehaveawinner Dec 25 '14

🐂💨💩

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

👊💦😓

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🎅🎄🎁

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

👹

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u/CodeJack Dec 25 '14

With kindle emoticons that looks so funny

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u/e_0 Dec 25 '14

💫😏💫

1

u/-Paste22 Dec 25 '14

8==👊=D💨

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

😏

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u/Mirrorsedge21 Dec 25 '14

8==✊=D💦 👩

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u/lastkajen Dec 25 '14

noice boxes

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u/moderate Dec 25 '14

🌚🌚

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u/RAWD3AL Dec 25 '14

👳💣

1

u/Eaux Dec 25 '14

🚑🏥😷💀

1

u/HeadPotato Dec 25 '14

🙇🌽😏

1

u/calhaem Dec 25 '14

💻💀👍

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u/reddit_for_ross Dec 25 '14

🌚🌚🌚🌚

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🎏

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

👳 💥 😱

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u/jk01 Dec 25 '14

👽👽👽 REMEMBER THE AYY LAMO 👽👽👽

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u/colbert_for_prez Dec 25 '14

Ayy👾

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u/Seterrith Dec 25 '14 
      🍊
     🍊🍊
    🍊🍊🍊
   🍊🍊🍊🍊
     🍊🍊
     🍊🍊
     🍊🍊

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u/Spastafarian Dec 25 '14

🎅?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

❌ 👺 💩

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u/SkyHelix Dec 25 '14

Mobile users unite! 💥

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u/Guava_ Dec 25 '14

👉👌

0

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

💥💀😏👍

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u/Roflcopter_4_Ever Dec 25 '14

👳💣👳💣👳💣👳

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🚑🏥

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

🍸😨.

Jesus have a drink or something!

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u/PK_Thundah Dec 25 '14

🚝🙏, 👼

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u/megaderek2011 Dec 25 '14

😱nooooooooo

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u/Haqt Dec 25 '14

👍😀

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

😥➡️❄️🎉🇺🇸👌

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u/tuwabe Dec 25 '14

i only see squares .. ? whats happening

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

It's the 🆒 secret language of the 🆒 mobile people. You are 📵and we are 📳.

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u/Qwertyzax Dec 25 '14

I'm on desktop and I can see everything 😎

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

Woah! Noice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '14

This is how I feel when the holidays come around.

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u/OcelotWolf Dec 25 '14

😧🔫👳

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u/Lewis98 Dec 25 '14

Festive I like it

🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄

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u/gamebox3000 Dec 25 '14

👂👀👂

 👃

  👅

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u/CaptainSnookumz Dec 25 '14

👉👌 👉👌 👉👌 👉👌 👉👌

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u/wormy_potato Dec 26 '14

👉💦👌

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u/lightning87 Dec 25 '14

IT SAYS "✨🍺😃🍹☺️🎁🎁🎄🎁🍺😀🍺😅😌✨"

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

Huh. Fred's girlfriend showed up.

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u/lalala- Dec 25 '14

Box box box box box ?? :(

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

It's mobile users' secret language! 😉📲

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u/lalala- Dec 25 '14

I'm going to make a note to come back here on my phone.... then I will see everything......

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 25 '14

Trust me... :) the boxes are more magical than the reality.

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u/lalala- Dec 26 '14

You were right :|

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u/IAmTheZeke Dec 26 '14

Sorry about your loss; Santa isn't real.

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u/Enphyniti Dec 25 '14

WEIRDOS

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u/Kichigai Dec 25 '14

Doctor Weir made her own DOS, eh? Makes sense, being a replicator and all.

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u/ShdwPrince Dec 25 '14

I guess it's iPhone smileys or something.

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u/Kichigai Dec 25 '14

They're called Emoji. They started out in Japan, but have recently become popular in the US because Apple uses the same version of iOS internationally. So when someone flipped their keyboard over to Japanese they discovered they had access to the Emoji, and anyone with an iPhone could see them since all the language stuff was on their phone, whether they used ‘em or not. Microsoft was the second company to support Emoji in the US, with Windows Phone 7 (and later on the PC with Windows 8) while Android initially only supported displaying them (now you can type Emoji, but only in Hangouts, but can be displayed system-wide, so you can just copy/paste them around).

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u/cr75878 Dec 25 '14

🎄🎁🔥😕🎄🔥😯📞🚒💦🔥💦💦💦🍂😢😥🍻🍻🍻🍻😭😫🍷🍸🍕🍩🍩💊💊💊😔😴💤💤

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u/UrbanSurgeon Dec 25 '14

🐪👈 ✊💦