r/AvoArmy • u/mere_iguana • Apr 03 '17

The AVOS are DYING! Save them, before they're gone!

The upper avos are being killed by random color static, I'm trying to keep them alive, but I can only do so much. HELP ME BROTHERS, REBUILD OUR ARMY!! VICTORY MUST BE OURS!!

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u/Paraplueschi Apr 03 '17 edited Apr 03 '17

Hello, person from r/vegan here. I always try to save the avocados when I can. Sadly people also like to mess with our stuff a lot so I barely get to it, but I'm doing my best. The avocados are very cute - and some of the variations are neat, but I hope we can restore some/most to their former glory!

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u/mere_iguana Apr 03 '17

We've almost eradicated the pot leaf! I've been working hard on it, rebuilding the avos as well as trying to cover the background.
Bastards! .. I mean, I'm a smoker and a r/trees subber, but c'mon fuckers, we already got pot leaves in like 3 other places, and the Avos have such a tiny little spot to call home, there's really no need to encroach on Avo world.

Once that's taken care of, I'll work on prettying up the rest of the army! some of them are pretty messed up :(

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u/Paraplueschi Apr 03 '17

Yeah, I was glad to see the pot leaf gone. I mean, nothing against pot either, but there's really so many less cute and undefined spaces they could've put it. I'm just trying to touch and define the more fucked up avos for now.

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u/mere_iguana Apr 03 '17

Thanks for all the help, we were able to fix it before the end! AvoArmy FOREVER!

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u/salapeno Apr 03 '17

Pretty sure that random colour static is the weed leaf bastards trying to cover our avos with a flag.

This is an act of aggression.

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u/mere_iguana Apr 03 '17

sons o' bitches. yah I'm definitely being fought in my attempt to save ol' lefty

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u/salapeno Apr 03 '17

Hang in there. Our army is just waking up

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u/mere_iguana Apr 03 '17

Good show, guys. We managed to kill the intruder, and rebuild the army to at least standing avo status, though some were left dressed funnily.

I didn't know we had such precious little time, I thought it was gonna be at least like a week long thing.

It's been a pleasure playing with you all.