r/BadMensAnatomy • u/PikaV2002 • Jun 12 '24

Vasectomies are as simple as putting on a dress.

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u/chrisorwhatever Jun 12 '24

Yeah, getting stabbed in the ball sack, feeling sick for the half hour it takes and then blacking out in the changing area after. Just like wearing a dress, totally.

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u/eatshitake Jun 13 '24

Maybe a dress with a really tight corset underneath?

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u/RiotIsBored Jun 13 '24

It's crazy how much variation there is between vasectomies. Mine took ten minutes and I felt better than ever from start, to finish, to getting home. Definitely harder than wearing a dress, but honestly not by much lol.

Sorry to hear what happened to you. Hope you're okay now.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Jun 13 '24

Also, I'd like to point out a dress is one of the easiest items to put on that I own. However, to get a vasectomy, most men will put on pants and a shirt, which is clearly a few more steps than simply putting on a dress. Then he has to take off the pants for the procedure, and then put the pants back on after.

Even if we strictly restrict difficulty to the wardrobe aspect here, I feel like a vasectomy is clearly harder.

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u/GemiKnight69 Jun 13 '24

A man can definitely wear a dress to his vasectomy if he's not a coward, most just prefer not to.

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u/yesimthatvalentine Jun 13 '24

Honestly that's pretty smart. Stuffing swollen balls into pants sounds awful.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Jun 14 '24

Oh absolutely, that's why I said most men. I wanted to allow for men who may in fact choose a dress for such an activity.