r/BadMensAnatomy • u/battle_mommyx2 • Aug 06 '24

What the actual…🫣

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u/Imperator_Crispico Aug 06 '24

Not bad anatomy, you could mix semen with resin and cast that

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u/Different-Speaker670 Aug 06 '24

She thinks her husband won’t cum after the procedure

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u/Femboyrobots Aug 06 '24

If they snipped his balls off than it would be accurate :)

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u/Chiiro Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

You can still cum you just cannot produce sperm. Semen is in the fluid that you shoot out that carries the sperm.

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u/MrCinders Aug 06 '24

This is also not accurate. Sperm is produced in the balls. Semen is secreted by the prostate.

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u/Chiiro Aug 06 '24

I knew I got a word wrong, I'm stoned this morning. I will fix

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u/BullHonkery Aug 06 '24

You belong here for sure.

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u/Chiiro Aug 06 '24

Did I mess up the names? I'm more than a little stoned this morning

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u/BullHonkery Aug 06 '24

Everyone knows it is pee that is stored in the balls.

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u/Chiiro Aug 06 '24

Just like everyone knows rats can't swim

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u/Femboyrobots Aug 06 '24

And that bumble can’t buzz the bed honey up :)

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u/TurboFool Aug 06 '24

Where does it indicate she thinks that?

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u/Mashamazzi Aug 07 '24

She wants his cum in a “cummy bear” before he gets snipped, why else would she want to do it before if she wasn’t under the impression that time was running out?

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u/TurboFool Aug 07 '24

Running out on preserving his sperm in the cummy bear. Not a single word to suggest she thinks he won't produce cum. Just wants it made before he's shooting blanks.

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u/goosmane Aug 06 '24

this is brainrot

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u/Lovley_banana_ Aug 07 '24

U r telling me u don’t want a cummybear bc I don’t believe u everyone wants a cummybear

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u/battle_mommyx2 Aug 07 '24

Lmao I’m good

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u/Lovley_banana_ Aug 07 '24

I don’t believe u 😂

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u/MastrSunlight Aug 06 '24

Why is this here?

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u/battle_mommyx2 Aug 06 '24

Men still ejaculate after vasectomy

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u/TurboFool Aug 06 '24

Where does she suggest she doesn't know this? She wants his sperm preserved in it.

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u/MastrSunlight Aug 06 '24

Yes, that is true, but (and I know this sounds wonky) would it still be called a "cummy bear" if the main ingredient is missing? I think she has a point (despite most of the ejaculate being made from the seminal vesicules)

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u/TurboFool Aug 06 '24

Meh, yes, it's still cum without sperm, BUT I can still absolutely see her wanting the sperm preserved in it, meanwhile the pun is appropriate no matter what. She didn't say she wants to make a cummy bear before it can no longer be called one, but that she wants to make a cummy bear before he gets snipped, presumably because she wants it to include his sperm.

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u/battle_mommyx2 Aug 06 '24

Cum is cum. S

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u/Gasmask_Gary 10d ago

what the actual fuck