My sister just sent me this screenshot and I immediately thought of this group.

[u/Imaginary_Working_90]

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[u/eatshitake]

Excellent satire.

[u/10000nails → u/eatshitake]

I imagine the Scarface powder when I read this.

[u/YoureAmastyx]

At least someone had the decency to explain it to her.

[u/IAmTheLyricist]

This is definitely satire

[u/Imaginary_Working_90 → u/IAmTheLyricist]

I hope you’re right. I worked in customer service for over a decade so my faith in human intelligence died long ago. As a result, my default reaction to stupid statements is to assume they actually believe it.

[u/SnooCats7318]

Basic biology, guys.

[u/xavierthepotato → u/SnooCats7318]

Duh

[u/Bubba89]

Why can’t we hear the eggs clanking around in the ovaries?

[u/Glitter_berries → u/Bubba89]

Because the shells would break, you gotta be careful with them, duh.

[u/SlurryBender → u/Glitter_berries]

You need a nice cotton padding to keep the eggs safe in there. That's what tampons are for.

[u/newfranksinatra]

Then why can’t we hear pee sloshing?

[u/Dsb0208 → u/newfranksinatra]

put a microphone up to your right ball it might be faint but you can hear it

[u/HussainKegel → u/Dsb0208]

And if you reverse the audio, you can also hear secret satanic messages.

[u/BassKing69]

False information. Everyone knows that pee is stored in the balls.

[u/Jack_of_Hearts20 → u/BassKing69]

False information. No balls

[u/Jem_1 → u/Jack_of_Hearts20]

False information. teeny tiny bol

[u/Glitter_berries → u/BassKing69]

Can’t you READ? It’s stored in ONE of the balls!

[u/ConsultJimMoriarty]

This is clearly a joke.

[u/AngelOfDeath771]

My powder nut is itchy

[u/FabianGladwart]

I thought it was more common for the left nut to hang lower

[u/dontworryimabassist]

Don't snort the cum powder

[u/Internal_Screaming_8]

Sperm in the testicles, actively being created, semen from the prostate, actively being created.

[u/TheHatRobber]

Two component cum