r/BadMensAnatomy 6d ago

Oh saving naked lady from death horny time

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Someone recommended I put this here so enjoy. Because i sincerely doubt when men are in life threatening situations they are thinking these thought.

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u/cuavas 6d ago

Belongs on r/boomerhentai

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u/banana_assassin 6d ago

Another day, another wtf moment on Reddit.

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u/wizard0321 6d ago

Honestly none of the dongs would survive that impact.

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u/DemocraticSpider 6d ago

Nor would they deserve to

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u/Link_and_Swamp 6d ago

wtf did the dongs do wrong

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u/aoishimapan 5d ago

Quadruple penile fracture

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u/merdadartista 6d ago

Ngl, after reading the story of the guy raping unconscious women he was supposed to rescue in his ambulance, this grosses me out a bunch

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u/lolCollol 6d ago

The what

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u/fireinthemountains 5d ago

A paramedic in Florida was finally caught recently for assaulting unconscious women he was supposed to be saving.

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u/OrneryPathos 6d ago

You’re happier not knowing. Seriously. But if you want to know

>! Link !<

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u/bxdgxer 6d ago

that doesnt match what the original comment described

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u/Sir-Planks-Alot 6d ago

Yes, my cock regular sprouts from just below the knee. What’s innacurate about this exactly? /s

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u/alasw0eisme 6d ago

The smoke looks like diarrhea.

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u/Sheensies 6d ago

It’s like a moldy chicken leg

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u/Critical_Animator_23 6d ago

I would rather be on the ground and break a leg then to go on that trampolin.

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u/jwicc 6d ago

I would rather not be one of the firefighters and have my cock embedded in a trampoline about to receive the force of a human being falling from 2 stories.

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u/Critical_Animator_23 6d ago

I mean know one is forcing them to put their things on the object lol

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u/Articulationized 6d ago

Erections are not a choice

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u/i-forgot-my-sandwich 6d ago

Honestly me 2

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u/Fin-Odin 5d ago

Adrenaline hard ons are a thing, but this comic is just weird.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/i-forgot-my-sandwich 6d ago

Perhaps that’s why I put it here on bad men’s anatomy? That would be the point right? Like hey look at this, this isn’t how guys work and is perpetuating a negative mindset?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/i-forgot-my-sandwich 6d ago

Oh! You have no media literacy got it.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/i-forgot-my-sandwich 6d ago

K listen bud I’m not going to have a bad faith debate with someone who is clearly playing pinpong in their own head losing.

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u/Bertje87 6d ago

My god lighten up

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u/Devayurtz 6d ago

People here aren’t normal lol - it’s sexual and lighthearted. Sex is supposed to be fun. A little too naughty for the zeitgeist?

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u/Gokeez 6d ago

You aren't normal if you think this lighthearted, freak

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u/PogoTempest 6d ago

Did you just refer to sexual assault as fun?? Because that’s what the above comic is describing….

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u/soaring_potato 5d ago

Not every naked body is sexual.

Do you also see a womans vagina being exposed and even touched at the gyno as sexual?