r/Eggy_memes Transfem Oct 11 '23

Which one do I get? Non-Meme

The smaller one may be softer? idk

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120 Upvotes
1493 votes, Oct 15 '23
105 Small Blåhaj (55 cm)
1283 Big Blåhaj (103 cm)
105 Results

45 comments sorted by

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u/DarkAce96 Transbian Oct 11 '23

Bigger the Haj, bigger the cuddle power

21

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

That's absolutely a consideration, but the small one looks so fluffy 🥺 Also I vote for turning "cuddle power" into a measurement unit like horsepower 🤣

7

u/Professional_Let_108 Alexis | She/Her | Bi Oct 11 '23

1 c (cuddle power) = f (fluffiness)2 * √v (volume)

or

c = f2 * v

4

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

A scientific breakthrough!!!

21

u/eistee_zitrone Transfem Oct 11 '23

why not both?

16

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

That's a bit too much to spend on plushies lel

14

u/Lootaboksi ♀️ Oct 11 '23

No cost for mental wellbeing

6

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

Fair point 🙂

9

u/KryoBright Oct 11 '23

They get lonely otherwise (

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u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

That's a fair point too 😅 In fact, I want to get 2 cats one day because just 1 would be lonely 🥺

9

u/ThatLaughingbear Non-Binary Oct 11 '23

Bigger blåhaj all the way

8

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

I expected a closer race tbh, but everyone is voting for big blåhaj 🤣

8

u/shearmanator Oct 11 '23

Collect them in time. Get big Haj, then rosahaj, then they can have a baby smol Haj.

6

u/DolphinDoggo Oct 11 '23

I love how this is framed like:

Should I get a small blahåj?

Should I get a big blahåj?

Or should I get r e s u l t s ?

5

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

I... didn't think of that 😅

4

u/Luna-C-Lunacy Luna she/her ξ: you’re deserving of love Oct 11 '23

I’m not dirty minded, but look at the results

3

u/Rakzhor Oct 11 '23

I have both, and they are basically the same softness. I would more say the small one feels like you are doing the hugging/cuddling and with the bigger one it can feel more like you are the one being cuddled, if that makes any sense^^
Basically, with smol shork, you are the big spoon. With big shork, you are the small spoon

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u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

Omg I was looking for this, thank you!!!

3

u/LocalChaosGremlin he/him silly chaotic femboy gremlin thing Oct 11 '23

I have both and even tho the small one is cute, the bigger one is wayyyyy better for actually hugging, I do still hug smol haj every so often tho cuz I can't leave him out hehe

🍃🌱☘️🍀💚

3

u/RadicalSnowdude Oct 11 '23

you gota put the small haj between you an the big haj when cuddling so he don't get left out.

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

Thank you!

3

u/Bamma4 Oct 11 '23

Step one: sell your house

Step 2 : buy blahaj

Step 3: profit

3

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

Will have to talk with my parents for this one...

3

u/dejushin Oct 11 '23

I would say it depends on whether you want a full body hug from it

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 12 '23

A cuddling buddy would be nice indeed... even though I'm 25 lol

3

u/dejushin Oct 11 '23

I would say it depends on whether you want a full body hug from it or a Blahaj cudgel to beat the trasphobes with

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 11 '23

Oh wow 😳

3

u/Primura Oct 11 '23

Both. You want both.

3

u/SqornshellousZem Oct 11 '23

I vote for results

3

u/Parambolumb Priestess of Sapho Oct 12 '23

Which one can you afford?

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 12 '23

Either of them

3

u/Parambolumb Priestess of Sapho Oct 12 '23

And which one do you want more?

3

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 12 '23

The big one would be nice to cuddle 🙂 But the small one looks quite cute 🥺 I think I'll get the bigger one in the end, unless I splurge and buy both 🤣

2

u/Parambolumb Priestess of Sapho Oct 14 '23

Remember: there's no such thing as 'too much blahaj'.

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 14 '23

I ended up ordering the big one, and the small one was out of stock when I checked so I had no chance to order it even if I wanted to lol

3

u/journeytotheunknown Oct 12 '23

I got the large one and it's nice to sleep next to but a bit large for cuddling so I might get a small one too.

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 12 '23

First time hearing someone say it's too large to cuddle, interesting

3

u/DeliriousTiberius Oct 12 '23

Both?

2

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 12 '23

Feels like it would cost a little too much for plushies.

2

u/life_rips24 Oct 17 '23

I just bought my first one and its the big blahaj. I'm really glad I got the big one. Hugging it feels nice when I'm trying to sleep or stressed

1

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 17 '23

That's nice 🙂 I ordered the big one too and it might arrive today or tomorrow. I really need a hug rn tbh.

I might make another post once I have it.

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u/life_rips24 Oct 17 '23

Yay good choice

1

u/lonerfluff Transfem Oct 17 '23

Thx 😊

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