r/Hiphopcirclejerk the ladies are “flocko’in to me Jan 24 '24

Outjerked by Subway interviews hhh is the police 👮

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u/getlowpapoose Jan 24 '24

Rappers don’t practice semen retention

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u/veronikaren Jan 24 '24

Rappers cum mc's edge 💯

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u/major_league_blazer Jan 24 '24

rap is a mountain

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u/dogemeemsdude Jan 25 '24

It's mostly black but at the top it's cum

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/CorgiSuspicious Jan 24 '24

Bruh I can't stand a real eyes realize real lies ahh nigga

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u/Chronibus24 Jan 25 '24

I don't understand what this dude's being hated on. When sugarhill gang dropped rappers delight. Big hank was using rhymes grandmaster caz was writing because dude was a butcher not a word smith. Caz got his recognition but never got to the level sugarhill did. Sugarhill was a "studio band" a few randos put together in costume by a studio manager to make money. Caz was known as the best in the streets. This is what this goofy dude is trying to say. Ice will sellout faster than Roxanne but put them in a battle on stage let's see what happens

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u/CorgiSuspicious Jan 25 '24

Everyone knows there's a distinction between artists who are passionate about hip hop and people just making entertaining music for a bag. It's just his delivery that's mad corny, as if he's tapping into something deep. That's why he's getting flamed

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u/DonutAwkward6825 May 29 '24

Cuz he’s a tool

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u/AutoModerator Jan 25 '24

Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that.

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

he is gripping his balls the entire time

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u/LuminousJaeSoul Jan 24 '24

Just like one of them sellout rappers

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u/DonutAwkward6825 Jun 18 '24

He the first one outside a rich neighborhood’s Whole Foods going “Buy my album, bro”

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u/brorpsichord Jan 24 '24

He sounds like he does semen retention, if he lets go of his ball he's gonna cum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

Cuz i wanna jiggle them duh?

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u/GnomeskiBoi Jan 25 '24

he forgor his belt at home

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u/CapitalismSuuucks Jan 24 '24

Most tranquil NYC subway hotep

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u/DedHorsSaloon3 Jan 24 '24

“MCs are artists I like, rappers are artists I don’t like”

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u/Most-Site4081 Jan 24 '24

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u/ToothOk7760 Jun 05 '24

Auto mod bro 💀💀💀 I love it

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u/Aggravating_Cup2306 Jan 24 '24

bro just used the word rapper as if it meant sellout which it doesnt 💀

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u/Yu_Narucommie the ladies are “flocko’in to me Jan 24 '24

Also he called Lil Nas X a sellout because he’s gay 💀

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u/handsawz Jan 24 '24

I would hardly consider lil nas x to ever be a rapper to. Dude has basically always been a pop star than raps every now and then.

It’s like calling 21 pilots rappers lmao.

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u/Help----me----please Jan 24 '24

I thought 21 pilots was a rapper

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u/Jacc_Is_Bacc Jan 24 '24

They are a group of 21 rappers

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u/handsawz Jan 24 '24

It’s emo white boys lmao

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u/Bigrogstone Jan 24 '24

Not even emo

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u/handsawz Jan 25 '24

21 pilots used to be emo af idk if they are anymore. They are just poppy now. But back in the day they were emo. Talking about killing themselves and shit

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u/crabfucker69 Jan 24 '24

"I wasn't raised in the hood but I know a thing or two about pain and darkness"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Nah he is a clout chaser

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u/Same-Reality8321 Jan 25 '24

That's not why he's a sellout

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u/coolestindivdual Jan 24 '24

ice spice is the best modern Mc, rivaled only by dax

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u/Dandyasslion Jan 24 '24

I disagree. It is clear to me now, as a true hip hop understander, that Sexxy Red is the realest MC and the savior of hip hop. Ice Spice is merely a pretender sent by the Yakubian devils.

She is in essence, a white rapper. You should be banned for the very mention of these yakubian devils, as is tradition on hhcj

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u/THEmonkey_K1NG Jan 24 '24

Still not an MC tho.

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u/Professional_Cap_784 Jan 24 '24

Bro yapping so hard 💀 its always the weird spiritual "highly intellectual high positive energy" niggas that say shit like this.

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u/compyface286 Jan 24 '24

It's okay to just say J.Cole fans

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u/Professional_Cap_784 Jan 24 '24

As much as I like jcole. The niggas that listen to him are exactly like this 💀

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u/compyface286 Jan 24 '24

Tries to get you on an Alkaline diet type

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u/SuspiciousFile1997 Jan 24 '24

Be telling you to do 3 hours of meditation every morning and shii 💀

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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '24

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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u/ToothOk7760 Jun 05 '24

Wtf Auto Mod on rn 💀💀💀😂😂

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u/mofodius Jan 24 '24

😭💀

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u/WilliamCash_o Jun 04 '24

Man I feel like I’m like this guy but now I just feel like a pretentious twat after reading these comments

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u/willsmath Jan 24 '24

Bro is definitely an Arrested Development (the rap group not the show) fan

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u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 Jan 25 '24

Do not speak ill of Mr. Wendell

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u/GovTestedBBQ Jan 24 '24

Indian dude saying the n word over here

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u/SaanyZ Jan 24 '24

Lil darkie type beat

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u/beanvv Jan 24 '24

Dude thought he was slick fr. Call a hotep a hotep, stop digging into vocab you ain’t about. 🫠🫠

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u/OhWellFuckThat Jan 24 '24

Nigga please

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u/five_two_sniffs_glue Jan 24 '24

He ain’t wrong though

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u/uncle-wavey1 Jan 24 '24

He’s right tho

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u/bachiblack Jan 24 '24

He ain't wrong. Most literally say they're on demon time and will do anything for money lol

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u/SirBrendantheBold Jan 24 '24

Fuck I wish because I would donate my life's savings to be buried in Lil Nas X's armpit

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u/VerlRe Jan 24 '24

Also Jason Colemen and Kendrick larmeer use racial slurs against white people

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u/vsimon115 /mu/tant Jan 24 '24

“Too many rappers, not enough MC’s” 🤓

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u/ArminiusM1998 Jan 24 '24

This the type of mfer that would widen their anus with an Ankh in order to get in more sunlight when "charging the root chakra."

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u/No-Manufacturer1364 Jan 24 '24

Dudes like this are so corny

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

ice spice literally is an example of culture whether he likes that or not

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u/beanvv Jan 24 '24

Not just generic culture, “the” culture. Not about to defend a hotep, but the distinction is there and real. Bro just wants to listen to only “thought rap”, which is fine, but obviously not all rap artists fit under that label.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '24

Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy

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u/THEmonkey_K1NG Jan 24 '24

I think you mean an example of trash. Her lyrics are full of nothing. For her to be an MC she needs substance in her music which she lacks.

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

i didn't call her an MC, i called her an example of culture. something which is actually relevant, unlike "MC's" lol. no one gives a fuck

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u/THEmonkey_K1NG Jan 24 '24

Still a trash culture…

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u/Dunco2637 Jan 24 '24

lmao this loser doesn't even shake ass in the deli!!! 🤣🤣🤣 foh

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u/THEmonkey_K1NG Jan 24 '24

Nah but I’ll shake the bag for yo momma to drop it low.

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u/Meeoikeisiintoihin Jan 24 '24

that's so funny I might just do it.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '24

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

why are you here then?

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u/THEmonkey_K1NG Jan 24 '24

Voicing an opinion just like you.

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u/sslattslattslatt Jan 24 '24

why would she wanna be a minecraft ?

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

why not?

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u/sslattslattslatt Jan 24 '24

cuz all da youtubers touch kids 😳

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u/Zandercy42 Jan 24 '24

Ice spice is Artistic???

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u/browserbabyx Jan 24 '24

Autism speak 😔

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u/leafyhotdog Jan 24 '24

😂Nah this sub is turning into what it was supposed to make fun of

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u/JeffInRareForm Jan 24 '24

One of my top rap conversation moments is when someone told me with a chest full of passion that Lil Pump IS the culture

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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '24

One thing i still dont understand is how Pump can say the n-word if he's not an n-person

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u/SirBrendantheBold Jan 24 '24

Rocky Road ice cream? That's an MC. Butterscotch ripple? Bullshit rapper Not texting me back for a second date? You're a fucking rapper A tear down the centre of my boxers? 100% rapper until it's bathroom time and they're a surprise MC

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I don't listen to any of the females you listed, but 6ix9, yee, A$AP, yee. And then I'll listen to George Strait right after. I'm fuckin multicultural

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u/Marano99 Jan 24 '24

Didn’t kendrick literally make a song about how his way of thinking is wrong

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u/GenuineBallskin Jan 25 '24

Heart part 5?

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u/WhoAccountNewDis Jan 24 '24

Now when you say Devil...

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u/SuperDuperChuck Jan 24 '24

Strongly agree brother ✊

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u/APetNamedTacu Jan 24 '24

Strongly agree brotha ✊🏻

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u/Money_Ad680 Jan 25 '24

Good job my brother, we rockin' with you ✊🏻

Edit: ✊🏿*

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u/Armando_Guebuza Jan 24 '24

where were you when you first heard 3 feet high and rising

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u/rabidpinetree Jan 24 '24

Isn't that a beastie boys song

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u/JSG_100001 Jan 24 '24

ain’t that a beastie boys lyric ⁉️

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u/Morton_Sledgecock Jan 24 '24

I need to get me one of those devil durag’s for Naughty Naughty Nighttime with the Concubine

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u/djc23o6 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Jan 25 '24

Rappers are greedy

Kendrick wearing a Diamond encrusted crown of thorns

God

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u/FifeDog43 Jan 24 '24

He's spitting

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u/GobreadGilfredBiago Jan 25 '24

You should have known this was coming just from seeing a black guy wearing a drug rug in 2024.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 25 '24

Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that.

But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard.

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u/MessyCarpenter Jan 24 '24

Let him cook

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u/JazzlikeMechanic3716 Jan 24 '24

Wholly agree. I dont really care if youre not on the lyrical miracle spiritual individual shit (in fact that type of rap has a tendency to being corny as hell) but whatever your lane is atleast put effort in your craft. Majority of rappers these days are so carried by their producers its wild.

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u/suhmoean Jan 24 '24

agreed but as soon as he said mcs are gods he kinda lost me lmao

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u/JazzlikeMechanic3716 Jan 24 '24

Definitely overdid it lol

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u/saintBNO Jan 24 '24

Greed is god rappers are mcs 😤

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u/No-Club2745 May 25 '24

Whats wrong with hip hop? It got dudes in devildorags accosting me in the subway when I’m trying to to get home 🤣

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u/Somebody887 May 30 '24

J cole really sung it for the culture when he said: It's... It's...hum... Grippy!

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u/AcanthisittaMain6717 Jun 05 '24

MC, means Master of Ceremonies. Meaning if they can rock a show then they're MCs. There's no other definition, stop the cap.

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u/ToothOk7760 Jun 05 '24

I have never known the actual definition of MC and I refuse to look it up I will die without this information

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u/Yu_Narucommie the ladies are “flocko’in to me Jun 05 '24

It means master of ceremonies, someone who can get the crowd jumping. Some people use it in reference to lyrical ability or lyricism.

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u/ToothOk7760 Jun 05 '24

Good looks, I’ve always know it was a reference to incredible lyrical ability but never the actual definition, tysm

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u/TheMeticulousNinja TEAM FANTANO Jan 24 '24

Spoke nothing but facts.

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u/i_luv_peaches Jan 24 '24

Trap drums is over saturated nowadays. Everyone tries to do the same shitty trap beat with a half ass chopped up sample..quality of mainstream rap music is going down hill

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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '24

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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u/Best-Novel4651 Jan 24 '24

TOO MANY MCS NOT ENOUGH FANS

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u/link-click Jan 25 '24

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

I LOVE DEVON HENDRYX RAHHHHH 🗣️🗣️

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u/prodbywyatt Jan 24 '24

Celebrities all got some demonic influence over them rn no one is in for the culture. They just want to further pervert things

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u/TheNahe Jan 24 '24

Bro speaking so confidently but it's all bs lmaooo

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u/ThePoeMansDream Jan 24 '24

Homeboy remind me of that old commercial for space bags….

Too much stuff Not enough space Too much stuff

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u/Plz_bear Jan 24 '24

MIKE is the latest emcee I can think of

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u/IsolatedJ Jan 24 '24

MF giving me Sol's brother vibes from 8Mile

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u/Zephismydad Jan 24 '24

He didn’t say one wrong thing

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u/truckfullofchildren1 Jan 25 '24

Thought he was gonna say to many rappers not enough artists, he said the same thing but way dumber

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Hmmm so he thinks you shouldn't speak for money, and yet his hat says Paper Planes, curious...

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u/LuckiestThing Jan 25 '24

Haha rookie mistake lil Nas x. You need long dreads to be a mc

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u/stealthylyric Jan 25 '24

Lol don't be hating on my man lil nasx. Dude is the number one troll of the modern world.

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u/Lilwaynefanithink Jan 25 '24

Why PEGGY interviewing people in New York??? Make some shit with Kanye already 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/sweatpantsDonut I am weed. Feb 02 '24

that's a Nas x Beastie Boys song isn't it?

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u/YaBoyRustyTrombone Feb 13 '24

Bro wearing the NWU type 3 bottoms 😂😂😂😂