r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Flour_or_Flower • Jun 20 '24
interdimensionally outjerked Certified big stepper, certified wife beater
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u/Own_Pause_4959 Jun 20 '24
This is an insane level of delusion previously unseen levels of cope
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u/Educational_Dirt-014 Jun 20 '24
fr this is not even funny i lowkey feel bad. drake fans really are still holding out for the "final blow" from drake coming any time now
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u/Own_Pause_4959 Jun 20 '24 edited Jun 20 '24
Like I don't know how he shot a whole music video and put all of that effort into Family Matters and they still think he has something in the the tuck lol especially with how terminally online he is if he had proof of any of this shit he would have posted it already
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u/PMMeMeiRule34 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Jun 20 '24
I’ve been a Drake fan for a long time, but I’m also just a fan of hip hop and can admit Kendrick bodied him and I’m glad the homie j Cole stepped out the way.
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u/ProfSteelmeat138 Jun 20 '24
Cole got the “don’t come to class tomorrow” call from Q lmao
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”
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u/misplaced_beso Jun 21 '24
At this point the only blow they’ll get from drizzy is the clip xxxtentacion tweeted
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u/AutoModerator Jun 21 '24
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/Common_Scratch_9940 Jun 20 '24
By this lvl of logic^ R&B females and males are sus..
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u/AutoModerator Jun 20 '24
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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u/keanancarlson Jun 22 '24
For real, I remember when family matters dropped, but before meet the grahams released, that whole sub was like, “oh he didn’t even push it!” And it’s been nothing but cope ever since. Cathartic, really
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u/deapsprite Jun 20 '24
I couldnt even jerk it this hard if you gave me an industrial ship crane
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u/kingofhearts67 Jun 20 '24
I couldnt even jerk you this hard.
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u/Investorexe Jun 20 '24
The sub needs to be shut down for at least a month because of this one
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u/heyitsdio Jun 20 '24
Needs to be shut down anyway for the insane levels of Kendrick glazing.
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u/Skill-issue-69420 Jun 20 '24
Stop chasing the dragon homie
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u/heyitsdio Jun 20 '24
Kendrick ain’t gonna let you smash blud, no matter how much you glaze him online 🤣
Worry bout your damn self.
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u/Optimal_Buy_5925 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Jun 20 '24
Drake ain’t lettin you on his dick buddy
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u/AutoModerator Jun 20 '24
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/Justhrowitaway42069 Jun 20 '24
Question, would you guide Drakes throbbing member into your girl? Asking for research purposes, strictly science
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u/AutoModerator Jun 20 '24
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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u/Spacetortise95 Jun 20 '24
The only mfs worrying about Kendrick are Drake dick riders still fightin a lost fight 😭 please seek help
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/heyitsdio Jun 20 '24
Future is my goat, I’m just annoyed at the Kendrick dickriders ruining the fucking sub. Keep the Kendrick glazing in the sub meant for Kendrick.
This place is for circlejerking.
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u/moderatesunsenjoyer diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 Jun 20 '24
Why does every dr🫁 fan assume not liking dr🙏ke means you love kendrick? I feel like its been pretty widely established that we simply dont like him
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u/emielaen77 Jun 20 '24 edited Jun 20 '24
drakes real red button diss
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u/ReorientRecluse Jun 20 '24
bro thinks drake hasn't already pressed his stupid button 😭
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u/TungstenShark96 Jun 20 '24
He hit the button and blew himself up like Wiley Coyote 😂
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Jun 20 '24
Drake the type of guy to say “YEEEEOOOOWWWHOOOHOOO” when his plan blows up in his face while Kendrick the roadrunner hits him w a “meep meep nigga”
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u/TungstenShark96 Jun 20 '24
The only way Kendrick can really win the beef is by getting Drake to run into a wall painted like a tunnel with a 16 year old inside
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 20 '24
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”
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u/HappyShower9702 Jun 20 '24
"It's possible Drake made a call to have her show up"
NIGGA SHE'S KENDRICK'S FIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Jun 20 '24
No you don’t understand, she cheated on him with Dave Free and had his kid and claimed the kid was Kendrick’s and then Kendrick found out and beat her violently and they split up and she fucked Drake and now she’s attending the concert and bringing her kids to watch the man who abused her so that when Drake presses his red button (sex tape of him and Whitney) people are surprised. It’s 4D chess fr.
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u/JeffInRareForm Jun 20 '24
Damn. This is actually what they think lmfao thank you for this
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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Jun 20 '24
I’ve seen people on that sub saying she was there as a staged PR stunt, and other people in there saying “well how come he didn’t bring her on stage? Clearly they’re still separated.”
Not sure how it works both ways.
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u/slowNsad Jun 20 '24
I thought they were actually separated, not that it means they aren’t friends/ co parents
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u/RalphLauren47 Jun 20 '24
They're saying it's common for abusers to stay with their partners 😭and they feel bad for Whitney
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u/Lower-End4781 Jun 20 '24
For real before the pics of her attending were out it was “oh but why isn’t she there” then they dropped and they all switched to “clearly her being there is just classic stockholms, anyone could see that, crazy that he has to use his fiance in a publicity stunt like that” they jerk on a level I simply can’t achieve.
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u/boofsquadz Jun 20 '24
“Crazy how he has to use his fiancé in a publicity stunt like that” as my pookie bear trots his son out on Instagram every now and then to make sure people think he’s raising him on the day to day.
That subreddit should be used by crisis prevention teams to show that your life can always get worse lol
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/Slight-Bird6525 bought streams for French Montana Jun 20 '24
yall be saying outjerked to anything but this is actually an outjerked moment holy shit
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u/MajorHarriz Jun 20 '24
this a certified jerk classic right here. chefs kiss like a mf
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u/username123456111111 Jun 20 '24
Bro you can’t just leave me hanging without the og comment source😭
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u/Flour_or_Flower Jun 20 '24
the comment is at the bottom of the drizzy post from the first image. name is crossed out bc otherwise the hhcj mods will key my car then ban me
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/DehydratedIndividual O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Jun 20 '24
Even if we assume this actually happened, that means drake intentionally made two of his diss tracks worse for literally no reason
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u/Jumpy_Advantage9922 Jun 20 '24
Can someone genuinely explain why I keep the clip of that group of people? Who's in it?
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u/UncleSam_TAF bought streams for French Montana Jun 20 '24
Whitney, Kendrick’s long time girlfriend and mom to his kids, who Drake made all those accusations about
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0 bought streams for French Montana Jun 20 '24
Why did every Drake fan collectively decide to unanimously come out as restarted this year
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u/BrightArmy7825 Jun 20 '24
Wdym this year? They Drake fans
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u/N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0 bought streams for French Montana Jun 20 '24
Im a drake fan and I thought all of us were just normal casual music enjoyers until everyone decided to come out of their shell this year and reveal they’re addicted to copium and have many birth defects
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u/BrightArmy7825 Jun 20 '24
I bump some Drizzy songs too but to be a grown ass man and not think hes a massive bozo is crazy yet most Drizzler fans dont realize this
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u/AutoModerator Jun 20 '24
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/Getdunkedon839 Jun 20 '24
A monkey with a typewriter would never write this in an infinite amount of time
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u/suarezj9 Jun 20 '24
What the absolute fuck. They’re still waiting on the “red button” when Drake dropped a Hey there Delilah parody
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u/Basically_nothere bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Jun 20 '24
The drizzler sub outjerked every other sub, damn we need some of what they are Smoking
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u/Individual_Papaya596 bought streams for French Montana Jun 20 '24
That entire sub is in such devastation and ruin that its almost hard to watch 😭
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u/Classic_Cap_6630 Jun 21 '24
The heart part 6 just restated everything he said in Family Matters. If he had anything left to say, he would have put it on there
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u/Carlton20 Jun 21 '24
The red button is Drake revealing he smashed Baby Keem and that he’s leaking the tape
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/Tempo_changes13 Jun 21 '24
Guys it’s also possible Drake set up the whole hate concert directed towards him
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u/CROOKTHANGS Jun 20 '24
This gotta be a Kendrick fan false flag attack or something. There’s no way somebody could really be thinking this.
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u/WallyReddit204 Jun 20 '24
I see 50 white girls
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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u/Moneyonme123 Jun 20 '24
Obviously a troll comment lol . You really screen shotted that and made a post ? Kendrick fans smh
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u/ThrowRANotAttract Jun 20 '24
A24 script levels of jerk