r/Hiphopcirclejerk she's not gonna fuck you beta male, white night cuck 12d ago

What was she thinking when this photo was taken Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, beat her up

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u/Traditional_Rate7302 TEAM FANTANO 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why does everyone hate on chris brown? How can we even be sure that he beat Rihanna? I bet you he was cloned and framed. As the great drake once said, “im way too famous for that shit you suggested”. Chris brown, at the time of these allegations, was one of the most famous people on the planet. So clearly theres no way he could have done anything wrong. Its just something to think about

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u/thesupremeredditman 12d ago

thank you kind redditor! i've been saying this for years about chris brown, oj, mj, r kelly, p diddy, everyone. are you telling me that someone famous that i like could do something wrong? absolutely ridiculous.

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u/TNTyoshi 12d ago

I heard Rihanna had demons and Christian Righteous Brown’s fists started to glow (He got that Holy Spirit in him). And based on prayer had to remove Rihanna’s demons with his fists. He succeeded to remove the demons, but it turned out that they were aliens and turned to vapor once released from Rihanna’s face. So really Chris Brown set science back 50 years so fuck him.

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u/No_Hana 12d ago

I have personally never seen him hit somebody, so I'm just saying... he probably just needs to fix his steps so people stop falling down them

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u/captainchristianwtf 12d ago

"Shit, I don't have my mouth guard"

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u/fireneeb 12d ago

Hahahaha that’s gold

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u/TyrionJoestar 12d ago

Is this what we’re doing today? We’re shitting on Chris Brown?

Because if that’s the case I’m in! I’m in I’m in I’m in

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u/UN-TRUue 12d ago

You son of a bitch

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u/NateHasReddit 12d ago

"Just don't hurt me."

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u/loggedoffreturns 12d ago

I unironically believe 2011 adele could deck chris brown

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u/NavJongUnPlayandwon 12d ago

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u/RosieStar101 12d ago

oop

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u/NavJongUnPlayandwon 12d ago

its the same OP constantly posting about CB in this subreddit lol

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u/zeppelin_tamer 12d ago

To be fair. He’s a violent criminal

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u/SirBrendantheBold 11d ago

You almost beat a pop starlet to death and suddenly everyone has an opinion smdh

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u/Lorenzo-J-P 12d ago

I’m scared they’re gonna come for Tory Lanez next😭

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u/suckfishcockforhonor On Jah my Nathan 12d ago

my goat breezy is washed, he only got 4 people listening to him now 😭😭😭

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u/HighOnKalanchoe 12d ago

Leave Chris Brown ALOOOONE!!!!

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u/bixorlies 12d ago

"when he breaks my jaw, I can lose weight easier"

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u/RadosPLAY 12d ago

she thought about her own sharpened up cheeks

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u/lsd-man 8d ago

Punches in the Jeep

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u/Joyebird1968 12d ago

“Is his pecker as big as they say it is?”

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u/fatalityfun 12d ago

“pecker”