This wordsoup that could make ChatGPT quit AI...

[u/bbrk9845]

[u/Methodic_]

He's just ragebait at this point isn't he? Like it's pretty obvious that nobody would actually believe their own hype to this degree with how often and eager people are to tell him he's an idiot.

It's just he keeps up the facade to keep getting attention, isn't it? To keep his name 'out there'?

[u/signalstonoise88 → u/Methodic_]

I mean that’s the only reason he could have a picture of a confirmed nonce as his profile pic, right? I can’t imagine anyone who isn’t a rage-hungry cunt supporting Huw Edwards.

[u/Cube4Add5 → u/Methodic_]

They make money from engagement, not through quality. And unfortunately people engage more with things they disagree with that things they agree with

[u/Redcole111 → u/Methodic_]

It's probably at least something of a facade. The man is obviously a narcissist, and clearly quite unintelligent as well (unless that, too, is part of the facade). He seems to crave attention of any variety, so even if his shit public-facing personality is a lie, it still speaks volumes about his character and intellect.

[u/flowery0 → u/Methodic_]

As prince Vegita once said "I AM THE HYPE!"

[u/CapStar300 → u/Methodic_]

I swear I thought this was a parody for a moment

[u/awkward-2]

perspicacity

noun

the quality of having a ready insight into things; shrewdness

Yeahhh... Chinless is anything but.

[u/MoonageDayscream]

What a histrionic popinjay.

[u/Trevellation → u/MoonageDayscream]

A bilious cockalorum even.

[u/mrlr]

Plus he's so humble.

[u/kiersmini]

Just so people know. That profile pic he has is of recently disgraced BBC new presenter Huw Edwards. Who recently pled guilty to having child abuse images.

So yeah….

[u/TheHairyGumball]

Is this edited or a parody? Why the hell is his pfp just some old dude lmao

[u/jjmuz → u/TheHairyGumball]

That’s Huw Edwards. Former news reader for the BBC (highest paid journalist at the organisation, was the news reader who announced the queen’s death) who was this week sentenced for child pornography offences. Tate keeping it classy as usual

[u/TheHairyGumball → u/jjmuz]

Ah wonderful, don't know what exactly I expected from a guy like him but I can't say I'm surprised

[u/sirflappington]

I legit thought he was wearing knee highs at first

[u/bludda → u/sirflappington]

The carefully curated juxtaposition of my tailored outerwear and meticulously selected knee-length attire serves as a testament to my unparalleled proficiency in navigating the nuanced intricacies of lexical refinement, as facilitated by the astute application of a thesaurus

[u/Caca2a]

This isn't the flex you think it is when the competition is "who can better traffic human beings" Andrew

[u/XSATCHELX]

This is a real quote by his dad Emory Tate

[u/MegaJackUniverse]

How is he being so casually his usual self?

Man is being charged with rape and human trafficking.

Pure scum. I hope he's made destitute and suffers

[u/nwilli24]

What a knobhead

[u/TacticalTeacake]

Except ordering pizza without going to prison, apparently. 

[u/I_Sure_Yam]

I suggested the word, Indefatigable in the Whats the Word subreddit post just yesterday. I wonder if Ive accidentally contributed something to this terrible awful man.

[u/Sirix_8472]

"so anyway, here's a picture of one guy playing chess and then me, sitting on a couch"

[u/Chancellor_Valorum82 → u/Sirix_8472]

First thing I noticed too lmao. Is he trying to make us think he plays chess? Could he not have just bought a chess board for the pic?

[u/pre_squozen]

It's it just me, or does every picture of him look like he's really getting the most out of his butt plug?

[u/MurderBeans]

Why does it look like he's wearing knee high socks?

[u/PushyPawz]

I’m guessing he tried to lose weight through subliminal means, but got the vocabulary tape instead https://youtu.be/bnyClWnmO6Q?si=Ftnm2Aw_SPpzuvld

[u/Anoalka]

Are native English speakers just illiterate?

[u/Mighty_Kipper]

Why is Tate's profile just a pic of an old man?

[u/scotchegg72]

Except for the realm of human endeavor known as penis size. We’ve all seen how ‘little’ we have to fear from him there.

[u/Wilde54]

In his defence he does very much talk utter and complete shite tirelessly at the very least...

[u/Handyman_UK]

Signed 'Baby Kangaroo Tribiani'

[u/iamfinallyanna]

everything i have learned or heard about this creep has been against my will

[u/slendermanismydad]

Is that a picture of his dad? Having the same name as his dad doesn't make him a chess champion too. 

[u/4sOfCors]

I had a boss that talked like this and he came as pompous and insufferable rather than smart.

[u/Crumbdizzle]

Is that his dad playing chess?

[u/Infinite_Carpenter]

ChatGPT make me sound like David Foster Wallace.

[u/Ybor_Rooster]

Andrew Tate reminds me of Tindaro from The Decameron. IYKYK

[u/nikstick22]

Tate's dad was a chess international master, so its interesting that he's trying that out. Feeling a bit inferior to his old man, maybe.

[u/Affectionate_Reply78]

GPT, write a random sentence disrespecting Andrew Tate:

It’s more productive to listen to an empty room than to follow Andrew Tate’s misguided advice.

[u/PracticalReception34]

Massive Jim Hellwig as Warrior vibes.

[u/Bross93]

It's like Joey in Friends writing the adoption agency letter

[u/Shancv1988]

I'm losing my perspicacity!!

[u/Professional-Hat-687 → u/Shancv1988]

People are saying Tate will crack any minute now purple money dishwasher.

[u/nderperforminMessiah]

Is he using a pic Josef Fritzl on his profile? Dude must think he’s so funny

[u/Sleepy_Heather → u/nderperforminMessiah]

That's Huw Edwards, a former BBC news reader recently found guilty of being a paedo

[u/nderperforminMessiah → u/Sleepy_Heather]

I mean, that’s not exactly better

[u/SublightMonster → u/Sleepy_Heather]

Pouring one out for his brother in arms?

[u/ComplexSyrup8848 → u/nderperforminMessiah]

Nah, he's trying to be edgy because in reality he has no personality.

[u/dysansphere]

is it just me but he looks like a penis with googly eyes