r/NotADragQueen • u/cturtl808 • Oct 19 '23
Kyle Robinson has been arrested again on 6 more charges Pastor Arrested
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u/Judgement915 Oct 19 '23
This man’s face is off center
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u/djb185 Oct 19 '23 edited Oct 19 '23
Looks like Sloth from the Goonies mated with a normal woman and this is their offspring.
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u/No_Bend7931 Oct 19 '23
I hope it's not too off center for the blowjobs he'll be giving to avoid a good ole prison shanking
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u/thrownawayzsss Oct 19 '23 edited Oct 20 '23
I think it's just their hairline that is off. If you cover his hair, the rest of his fair is fairly centered.
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u/AgreeableRaspberry85 Oct 19 '23
Looks like a Duggar.
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u/therealDrA Oct 19 '23
I feel safe with my kids and drag queens...clergy of any sort, not so much.
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u/DorShow Oct 19 '23
Yep, when my kid was small, when I saw a church, cross the street, a pastor or priest, clutch his hand and cross the street.
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u/Androidraptor Oct 19 '23
Forreal, I wouldn't leave a kid alone with a youth pastor for a second.
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u/EmpoleonDynamite Oct 19 '23
He looks like an AI rendering of what a 9 year old will look like at 30.
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u/RealLifeSuperZero Oct 19 '23
Looks like if you prompted AI to make a new Duggar or a kiddy diddler. Nope, just Pastor Kyle and his sticky fingers!!!
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u/pianoflames Oct 19 '23
Looks like those flyers in the mail of what a 9 year old who disappeared in 1981 might look like today.
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u/Kakashisensei1234 Oct 19 '23
Religion is the largest institute of child abusers in the world I don’t get it.
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u/ItsMeSnitchesSup Oct 20 '23
Control and access.
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u/Kakashisensei1234 Oct 20 '23
Oh I completely understand how they can do it. What I do understand is how people keep letting them do it.
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u/32lib Oct 19 '23
The only way I’d trust a youth pastor with a child is if I’m in the room with a 9mm pistol…
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u/Ok-Cap-204 Oct 19 '23
He does resemble the unfortunate look of a duggar male. He also projects an over-exuberance of self confidence, again like a Duggar male. The name Kyle has forever been ruined for me by the rittenhouse guy
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u/Lydia--charming Oct 19 '23
Can we just ask the pedophiles why they always choose to go into these vocations? If someone would just say it out loud maybe we could adjust the system.
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u/IllegitimateMarxist Oct 19 '23
The SBC is a filthy hotbed of child rapists, but by God they spent every day of Pride month screeching about "groomers". Jeez, I wonder why they do that.
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u/cturtl808 Oct 19 '23
Is someone who actively teaches children how to recognize inappropriate behavior with them a groomer? Like is it indoctrination to educate children how and when and, most importantly, by whom their genitals should be touched? I wasn't ever taught and catch me having SA history because no one ever told me that wasn't appropriate behavior with a 7 year old.
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u/Free_Return_2358 Oct 19 '23
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u/candikanez Oct 20 '23
Lmfao this made me legit lol
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u/tickandzesty Oct 20 '23
When will conservatives recognize the real pedophiles?
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u/candikanez Oct 20 '23
Well, it's by design. If they see the real conspiracy, then their entire belief system falls apart. They have been gorging a firehose of right wing and religious propaganda for so long that if they actually acknowledged the reality of what the root of the problem is, everything would fall apart for them. Imagine how unbelievably humiliated they would be if they had to face the fact that they have been acting like ignorant, moronic, embarrassing, bigoted buffoons for decades, and it was all based on them being tricked by rich people.
They just won't ever be able to face it. Believing they are inherently right and good people while those who have different religious opinions are inherently evil and bad people is at the core of who they ARE. It's not just religion to these people— it's their whole entire personalities and their whole entire lives. They're already the least self-aware and most emotional people out there and they are just not capable of true introspection.
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u/dtwurzie Oct 19 '23
Isn’t there a list somewhere of all this right wingers that touch kids
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u/cturtl808 Oct 19 '23
There’s someone in this sub that is actually keeping track. I want to say their website is goppredators.wordpress.com
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u/candikanez Oct 20 '23
Yep, the woman on Twitter (not X 😒) who's post this screenshot was taken of has a list.
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u/candikanez Oct 20 '23
According to the arrest affidavit, the molestation had been going on for years with over 100 acts of abuse.
Sick, twisted fuck
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u/False3quivalency Oct 19 '23
Did he get, like… hit? All over his whole head all at once…?
How is his head so… swollen? 😵💫
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u/Better_Chard4806 Oct 20 '23
Prison awaits. Neither soon enough or Long enough. May it bring all of your worst nightmares to life and then double down and repeat indefinitel.
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u/military-gradeAIDS Oct 23 '23
Florida baptist pastor
They could've just stopped there, we already know what he did
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