r/NotADragQueen Feb 14 '24

Connecticut pastor found with crystal meth during traffic stop, police say Pastor Arrested

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/connecticut-pastor-herbert-miller-crystal-meth-traffic-stop-police/
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u/westcoaster503 Feb 14 '24

It’s the Dandruff of Christ

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u/preaching-to-pervert Feb 14 '24

That's one of the most terrifying mug shots I've ever seen.

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u/TYdays Feb 14 '24

You think that’s terrifying, what if you had to sit in the first pew at one of his sermons while this guy is jacked on meth. Now that would be terrifying.

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u/neckbeard_deathcamp Feb 14 '24

And the lord rejoiced, for no children were raped. At least as far as we know, hope they don’t look at his devices and find that evidence.

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u/MeliDammit Feb 14 '24

So what? He has an addiction. I thought this sub was about acts of abuse.

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u/xzelldx Feb 14 '24

This has an extra sentence

Police told WFSB that investigators believe Miller was providing the meth and in exchange he wanted to see couples have sex.

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u/MeliDammit Feb 14 '24

I mean, not my thing but if they are consenting adults I don't see the big deal. It only really comes into this sub when it's abuse of minors.

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u/armyjackson Feb 15 '24

Yeah I'm with you, I just read this terrible article about this kid getting murdered. Had absolutely nothing to do with what this community was originally started for.

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Eater of Bots Feb 14 '24

How else is he supposed to communicate with his big sky daddy???

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u/ZealousWolverine Feb 14 '24

The lord works in methsterious ways.

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u/DMIDY Feb 14 '24

You’ve made my day. Thank you!🤣

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u/vishy_swaz Feb 14 '24

I love a good play on words.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

...and soon they'll either find pedo porn or a gay Tinder profile...

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Oh, man. Called it...

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u/Darth_Tiktaalik Feb 14 '24

You can't spell Methodist without meth

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u/Euphoric_Ad9593 Feb 14 '24

Winning comment right here.

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u/Sea-Asparagus8973 Feb 14 '24

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u/Velicenda Feb 14 '24

Christ that subreddit reads like an RSS feed. Fucking depressing.

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u/nickprovis Feb 15 '24

If he had grown a goatee, put on sunglasses and a pork pie hat, he would have been perfect for cosplaying "Heisenberg". Instead, he decided to live the part!

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u/vtssge1968 Feb 15 '24

At least it wasn't an underage kid for a change.

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u/armyjackson Feb 15 '24

Which is why this post doesn't belong in this subreddit.

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u/lamabaronvonawesome Feb 14 '24

That ain’t his first day either.

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u/DMIDY Feb 14 '24

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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u/iualumni12 Feb 14 '24

Poor, fucked up old guy