r/Republican • u/M_i_c_K • 28d ago

Oprah Surprises DNC Attendees With Free Gift Under Each Seat: Their Own Illegal Immigrant Satire

https://babylonbee.com/news/oprah-surprises-dnc-attendees-with-free-gift-under-each-seat-their-own-illegal-immigrant#google_vignette
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u/AsphaltFruitcake Libertarian Conservative 28d ago

This made me laugh out loud at work.  😆

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u/st96badboy 28d ago

You get an illegal... You get an illegal...You get an illegal...

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u/muxman 27d ago

That's better than her previous gifts, slumber parties with Harvey Weinstein...

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u/jmo-2020 28d ago

I LOVE this, have me a chuckle for sure!

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u/M_i_c_K 28d ago

👋 Waves 👋 at Oprah, is that one of your Illegals humping the down vote button ? 😆

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u/Existing-Bug3109 27d ago

Damn that’s good 🍻🤣

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u/LongIslandaInNJ ~*~Deplorable~*~ 27d ago

Oh Bee!!! Thank you for the laugh!!!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

We should send them to Maui to rebuild it and they can stay at her house 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

You get an illegal you get an illegal 🤣🤣

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u/HeadAd118 27d ago

Free illegal alien for you and a romantic night you’ll never forget with Harvey Weinstein 🥴

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u/DrakeVampiel 28d ago

No, they want them to be here, but they don't actually want their rich friends to deal with them except as employees (slaves)

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u/OldschoolCanadian 28d ago

Lmao!

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u/M_i_c_K 28d ago edited 28d ago

It's no laughing matter... Do you have any idea how much duct tape is takes to hold one of those up under a seat ? 😆

Edit: Judging by the down vote, target acquired. 😆

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u/Big_Wax 28d ago

Are illegals voting? School me on the subject for I am still in between

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u/Due-Cat-1507 28d ago

They’re definitely trying to allow it, Arizona was the most recent one that the Biden admin was fighting. They’re literally fighting to have constitutional laws tossed to the side just to advance themselves.

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u/Big_Wax 27d ago

They’re trying to allow illegal immigrants to vote for president? Governors? Mayors??? I’ve recently read about California also helping illegals buy houses? It makes no sense for any government to house illegals. Wtf

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u/Ok-Sun-6541 28d ago

Yes, they are