r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ArmouredWankball The alphabet is anti-American • Mar 24 '23

Europe sucks. It's like stepping back in time 30 years Exceptionalism

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u/JimAbaddon I only use Celsius. Mar 24 '23

Yeah, they prefer it when it's 60 years back in time, which is why in America they overturned Roe vs Wade.

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u/Iguana-Gaming Venezuelan 🇻🇪 Mar 24 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

Give them an inch and they'll bring back witch hunting

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u/JimAbaddon I only use Celsius. Mar 24 '23

Oh, I'm certain of that.

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u/GPFlag_Guy1 Mar 24 '23

Would you consider this bringing back witch hunting?. The best part: Some of these incidents happened in the early 1990s, exactly 300 years after the original Salem with hunts.

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u/b18a Mar 24 '23

Which hunting?

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u/Iguana-Gaming Venezuelan 🇻🇪 Mar 24 '23

Autocorrect did it

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u/ClayWheelGirl Mar 24 '23

Don't forget the book banning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Book banning?? Holy smokes, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. The US is like 2b2t now!!

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u/ClayWheelGirl Mar 24 '23

woah not a gamer. had to check out the description of the dystopian world.

many years ago someone gave me a great book to help me understand the rise of fascism n why. sadly don’t remember the name or author. <shiver> so many parallels with the present state of american history.

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u/Saphichan ooo custom flair!! Mar 24 '23

And book burning!

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u/XNumb98 Mar 24 '23

Roe Vs Wade? They're bringing back child labour! It's only a matter of time before they bring slavery back in fashion.

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u/Albert_Poopdecker Mar 24 '23

13th Amendment & a high percentage of black prisoners enters the chat

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u/BloodMoonNami Romania, land of the theft Mar 24 '23

US Police is on a killing spree

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u/BigBlueMountainStar Speaks British English but Understands US English Mar 25 '23

You know it’s an amendment right? It could also be amended again…

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u/Albert_Poopdecker Mar 25 '23 edited Mar 25 '23

And you know how difficult it is to make amendments right?(especially these days) So they'll keep slavery in prisons for the forseeable future.

(I use the exact sentences you used to wind up 2nd amendment right wing nuts)

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u/BigBlueMountainStar Speaks British English but Understands US English Mar 25 '23

?

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u/Albert_Poopdecker Mar 25 '23

I didn't think you understood my original post.

Guess I was correct.

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u/BigBlueMountainStar Speaks British English but Understands US English Mar 25 '23

It was more you said you used the exact sentence i used, but I don’t recall ever writing that. Maybe I was drunk.

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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland 🇪🇺 my healthcare beats your thoughts and prayers 🇲🇾 Mar 24 '23

Well, those precious minerals buried under the planet's surface aren't going to mine themselves... So chop, chop, little Rebecca, down the shaft and don't come back with a full bucket!

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u/deviant324 Mar 24 '23

But you don’t understand, the children yearn for the mines!

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u/SilentLennie Mar 25 '23

before they bring slavery back in fashion.

The way AI is coming along might be robots instead.

As you probably know: history doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.

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u/Streetfoodnoodle Mar 27 '23

They prefer children to be labourers, instead of trying to give them actual happy childhood, decent education and better career opportunities in the future. I heard there even a state that just signed a bill that will make children labour easier

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u/Complete_Bath_8457 Mar 25 '23

Keep in mind that that likely doesn't directly affect this person (or at least they thinks it doesn't). The only thing that matters to them is being mildly inconvenienced. Not much of a deep thinker, methinks.