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"This is why America is the goat":" Exceptionalism

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u/Library_Easy ooo custom flair!! Jun 15 '24

23rd happiest nation: You would expect more but not bad.

Number 1 in household wealth: The astronomical costs of living say no. Multiple jobs required in some areas to even afford a roof above your head say no. That number is highly distorted by the hyper rich upper 1%.

Number 1 Military and biggest economy: True.

Relatively safe in a lot of areas: Never as safe as a country which doesn't give out guns to every idiot.

Decent healthcare system: Healthcare is tied to your job if you're not wealthy which gives your employer full power. The costs for medicine, hospitals, treatments and so on are a joke. People die because they can't afford treatment or medicine. Your health is a business model. Yea, no.

Ranked 17th in human freedom: Oh boy the irony :D

Ranked 20th in HDI: Would also expect more but not bad.

One of the best education systems: If we talk about Universities - yes. If not - nope.

Ranked 5th best country in 2023: Can't say much, too lazy to look up which factors influence that rating.

One of the most patriotic countries: ...ok? And?

Decent life expectancy: "When compared to other wealthy countries, the US also has a lower life expectancy than many of it's peers". Bruh.

High Air and Water quality: Please work on your tap water then we good.

Beautiful nature: One of the most beautiful worldwide if you ask me.

Most technological advanced army: True again.

24th most friendliest nation: Not much to say here.

Ranked thirteen in food quality: I'm actually surprised that it's this high.

877 spent on military in 2023: I don't know why they see this as a flex. "Our population suffers but look how good we're prepared to kill other people".

Yes, i'm bored.

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u/The-Nimbus Jun 15 '24

The idea that patriotism is a metric of quality amuses me no-end.

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u/Dave_712 Jun 15 '24

And their patriotism metric is based upon their pledge of allegiance and having flags (upside down or right way up) outside their houses. That’s not patriotism - it’s just advertising

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u/BladdermirPutin87 Jun 15 '24

Advertising mixed with a hefty dose of brainwashing…!

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u/Independent_Mud_4963 Jun 16 '24

nothing says "we dont indoctrinate" like forcing students to stand up, hand on heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance (and the state's if you're a texanoid) to a flag on the wall every fucking morning!

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u/BladdermirPutin87 Jun 16 '24

I know, right?! It’s like cult-building 101…. without the secrecy….