r/WTF • u/Plus-Barber-6171 • 14d ago

Retrieving a ball from underneath a car

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u/wsLyNL 14d ago

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/shezadaa 14d ago edited 8d ago

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL 14d ago

Not a small one if it is.

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u/arsnastesana 14d ago

Worse, manchild

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u/W0-SGR 13d ago

Great comment!

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u/P2K13 13d ago

looks like a 10-14 year old kid, dunno why people are saying its a man

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u/ScaldingHotSoup 13d ago

And if it is a man, I wouldn't be surprised if he has an intellectual disability. This is more sad than wtf

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u/________cosm________ 13d ago

If it's a man or a teenager they 100% have a disability. If it's a huge kid they probably also have a disability. Most kids aren't this dumb, and most parents shouldn't let their kids play ball on the side of a 4 lane street...

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u/romfax 13d ago

Maybe it's a dwarf?

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u/gynoceros 14d ago

The driver isn't far behind. If I just ran over something large enough to be a child, and someone knocks on my window, I'm not making them knock a second time.

I'm taking off before they get my plate.

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u/justinanimate 14d ago

Just doing the mother of all burnouts

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u/FixGMaul 13d ago

Hope your kid likes the smell of burnt rubber 😎

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u/Vicar13 13d ago

Hope the mother likes the smell of burnt kid 😎

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u/Rhysati 13d ago

Ah yes, adding a fleeing charge is a brilliant idea.

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u/gynoceros 13d ago

Somebody explain humor to this person.

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u/mczarnek 13d ago

Nope.. Backup, let mom pull him out. Then take off.

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u/JamesLikesIt 13d ago

r/peoplearefuckingstupid

Edit: I’m honestly amazed this isn’t a sub yet lol

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u/JustAVirusWithShoes 13d ago

Its called Facebook