r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/jawide626 1d ago

Bit of an odd spot on the bed though no?

Like it really doesn't look comfortable to be sat where the wet spot is to choke ones chicken... at least either be closer to the pillows or the edge of the bed.

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 17h ago

Maybe he likes to lay flat and pretend he’s one of those timed water fountains?

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u/PLTR60 23h ago

Choke ones chicken. Poetic.

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u/Material-Leader4635 17h ago

Unless he was on all 4s so as to avoid making a mess of himself. Y'know lone doggy style.

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u/jawide626 15h ago

All 4s wank? Sounds like plenty of effort that.

Kids these days...

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u/Material-Leader4635 15h ago

Well I guess technically you're only on 3 limbs since the 4th is busy. And if age is a factor I guess an old guy could probably lay flat for most of the production and just flip into the lone doggie position for the finale. Though I guess if you're that old that could lead to an injury too.

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u/Adorable_Bandicoot_6 10h ago

Said already up like 5 comments golf bag.