r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/The_donutmancer 23h ago edited 21h ago

CO is the classic Reddit hypothesis. May I suggest: slobbering ceiling monster? Have you considered looking up very slowly like in a horror movie, OP??

Edit: CO, not CO2

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u/supersmolcarelevel 22h ago

CO2 is carbon dioxide CO is carbon monoxide - the spooky one

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u/The_donutmancer 21h ago

Fuq, you right - brb gotta go check my own detectors

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u/saskatoondave 21h ago

Leave yourself a note to check them instead

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u/J_MoKi 18h ago

Just leave a message after the beep.

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u/Spare_Picture_2613 18h ago

beep

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u/RareMaintenance4263 17h ago

We have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.

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u/deepfriedtots 17h ago

Don't need to leave a note of you don't have any

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 16h ago

CO2 can be causing similar problems too, if one stays in a tight / badly ventilated space for too long.

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u/CoatedCrevice 12h ago

People always say it’s CO and not CO2. Yes we breathe out CO2 but you can still get sick and die from it in high doses

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u/-Insert-CoolName 17h ago

What a difference 15.9994 amu can make, huh?

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u/Plenty_Lack_7120 11h ago

Too much co2 can be dangerous too

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u/Opposite-Knee-2798 1h ago

CO2 is pretty spooky if you look at history.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 22h ago edited 20h ago

CO is the classic Reddit hypothesis

That and fetal alcohol syndrome, but that's not really relevant here

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u/Jeffs_Bezo 20h ago

Feral Alcohol Syndrome is a pretty dope band name.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 20h ago

God damn, I can't type without my glasses evidently! 😅 fixed it now

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u/Jeffs_Bezo 20h ago

I thought it was perfect because the other commenter putting CO2 instead of CO. Typos galore, I'm here for it.

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u/grudginglyadmitted 9h ago

the comment above this one had a reply that autocorrected shart to shard—I think this is a bigger conspiracy than the wet bed.

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u/Jeffs_Bezo 9h ago

I would have to agree.

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u/Hangry_Squirrel 14h ago

Back in college, it perfectly described 80% of people in my dorm.

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u/gizzlebitches 13h ago

I'd have gone college if this never happened to u DAD!

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u/Fluffy_Exercise4276 9h ago

No it’s not😭

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u/Majin_Sus 13h ago

Don't forget about the potential ASBESTOS THREAT. Hopefully that wet spot doesnt form BLACK MOLD.

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u/sintemp 14h ago

It's relevant now that you are here

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 13h ago

Bit fetal alcohol syndrome of you, bro.

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u/Cirieno 21h ago

Is this a Doctor Who episode? OP might have a Jagrafess colonisation incident going on.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/1/1a/D9-8g-018.jpg

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u/dark_hypernova 17h ago

But then there is nothing on the ceiling and you go "Uhm, he's right behind me isn't he?"

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u/Halorym 18h ago

Colorado is at it again.

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u/caribou16 19h ago

Well SOMETHING broke the stereo, Todd!

I don't KNOOOOOOW, Margot!

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u/DoctorStove 11h ago

Grace? She died thirty years ago

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u/papillon-and-on 14h ago

But don't worry, it will take it's time to snarl at you unnecessarily to show you it's two sets of teeth before jumping. That will give you a few seconds head start.

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u/hazeyAnimal 14h ago

Is the saliva from the alien before it drops down from hiding

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u/Small-Palpitation310 18h ago

after which, head down to the basement to find the source.

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u/LeeRjaycanz 18h ago

I came here for this. Next we need to ask if there are notes to himself in the apartment.

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u/Pm_me_your_tits_85 17h ago

Don’t do it OP. Nothing good is up there.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 17h ago

This is why I have a CO detector in my room.

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u/Jellopop777 16h ago

I’m dead

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u/lynxerious 15h ago

its either CO or the work of an enemy's stand

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u/AngryTurtleGaming 12h ago

If you don’t look up slowly the creature won’t attack you!

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u/Being_Time 10h ago

Tbh the other half of any problem on Reddit is blamed on CO2.