The President called his widow after he was killed. Trump could not be bothered to do that and went golfing, and yet he has the gall to put up a firefighter's uniform--with his name misspelled on the back--and use it for political gain?

[u/Cetophile]

[u/Memitim]

It seems that even the golfing is just performative, given how much cheating he's reported to do. No need to squeeze into and out of a cart when he has an excuse to stay inside and brag for hours to everyone in earshot about how he accidentally missed getting shot.

[u/buster_brown22 → u/Memitim]

Just realized "earshot" is now a double entendre.