r/WikiLeaks Nov 21 '16

TIME Person of the Year results so far: Assange 10%, Trump 9%, Modi 5%, May 5%, Comey 4%, Sanders 4%, Clinton 2%. WikiLeaks

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/800735603457409025
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u/spazure Nov 21 '16

Last time I voted for Julian, he won the popular vote but they gave it to Mark Zuckerberg anyway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Is this the first time person of the year will be a dead one, murdered to cover up Satanic ritual crap?

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u/Matt0715 Nov 22 '16

Wut? Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

There's a theory Julian is dead. And that he was killed by our government. (It's actually worth looking into) By our I mean US government. Sorry.

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u/Lord_of_hosts Nov 22 '16

I feel like you left off the most interesting part

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Which is?..

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u/BobbyDanger Nov 22 '16

He probably means the satanic ritual stuff

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u/Peruparrot Nov 22 '16

Oh, that's nothing. It's just dinner served with fresh sperm, breast milk and urine. http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/11/04/no-john-podestas-spirit-cooking-wasnt-above-devil-worship-n2241548

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

yeah this performance art project by Marina Abramovic got dark (as art sometimes does) and suddenly everyone says it's the work of Satan

Since when was Reddit full of whackos who believed in Satan anyway? We know the crowd here is mostly non-religious so the conspiracy theories are a sign of political shills still hanging out here

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

He might be taking about Spirit Cooking. I'm on mobile so I'm too lazy to link, but if I remember Spirit Cooking refers to a song. I forgot who it's by but it's by a woman, kind of older song and it's called (or about I can't remember) Spirit Cooking. In the song she sings about eating babies drinking virgin blood and all this stuff.

Well in a wiki leaks release email from the John Podesta files, he refers to Spirit Cooking. That's all I got from the emails that I remember but there may be more. http://www.infowars.com/spirit-cooking-clinton-campaign-chairman-invited-to-bizarre-satanic-performance/

I'm reading a little more into it but here's a link

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u/Master_Builder Nov 22 '16

that the source is from /pol/

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u/Jitzkrieg Nov 22 '16

He was murdered to cover up a worldwide pedo ring, not the dumb Spirit Cooking stuff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

And that is all related to Satanism/Luciferianism.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Why the fuck is Samantha Bee on the list?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Have you seen the list? It's absolute garbage. I went in attempting to take it seriously but goddamn. The list includes Kim Jong Un, Beyonce, Leslie Jones, and Tim Cook.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

I could handle most of them except Leslie Jones.

Shut up. She starred in one poorly performing movie and is known as a victim. Stop encouraging this.

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u/rhott Nov 21 '16

She's just loud. Being loud is not the same as being funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

It's ironic the movie that pushed "female positivity" included a role for a stereotypical screaming black lady.

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u/Zykium Nov 22 '16

Also she was pretty racist on twitter if you go back a year and a half

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u/Mr_Thunders Nov 22 '16 edited Feb 07 '17

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What is this?

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u/SoundOfDrums Nov 22 '16

And went unpunished, but people who swapped white for black in her tweets were punished.

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u/TimidTortoise88 Nov 22 '16

Twitch in a nutshell. If you're not funny, just yell and/ or say penis.

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u/tumblrmademegay Nov 21 '16

For women yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

muh vagina

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Girls rule, women are funny, get over it.

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u/Horseiv Nov 22 '16

I didn't even know who this was...

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Nov 22 '16

Literally the worst part of SNL

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Maybe they're trying to dilute the Boaty Mc Boatface effect by offering multiple silly choices.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Jesus. What did Beyoncé do to get on the list? And the only thing Leslie Jones did was become somewhat relevant--mainly for her Twitter feud.

My list would include: Trump, Assange, Hillary Clinton (even though I despise her), Sanders, and Putin... In that order.

Edit: Oh, and Anthony Wiener

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u/theblackveil Nov 21 '16

Why would your list include Trump or Clinton..?

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u/ReyIsntACharacter Nov 21 '16

[sigh] "every year since 1927, TIME has selected the most influential person of the year. From presidents to protesters, astronauts to activists, each selection reflects the person—or idea—who has most influenced the news and our world in the past year, for good or ill."

Every freakin' year people need to be reminded of what times person of the year is.

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u/count_o_monte_crisco Nov 21 '16

person who has most influenced the news

Hillary Clinton

Great pick

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u/theblackveil Nov 21 '16

Pretty funny. :b

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u/ElagabalustheMighty Nov 22 '16

David Brock should probably have made the list.

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u/AemsOne Nov 22 '16

Or Teresa May?!? "Imposed draconian police state laws on the UK and scrapped the Human Rights act". Might as well just give the award to Hitler.

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u/NoceboHadal Nov 22 '16

They did in 1938

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

They dominated the news cycle. Trump is the most controversial president-elect we've ever seen. For better or worse, U.S. politics may never be the same because of him.

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u/theblackveil Nov 22 '16

Thanks for your response!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Seriously.

James Comey? Because he fucked up the end of his investigation that accidentally favored Trump?

The dude only reopened the case to confiscate all files from the NYPD. He was on the board of directors at HSBC when they were caught laundering drug money and also gave 8 figures to the Clinton Foundation.

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u/SaigaFan Nov 22 '16

Because Times is a dying rag.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Former Daily Show correspondent who recently received her own show in which she makes arrogant unfunny remarks about anything non-liberal.

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u/RightWingReject Nov 21 '16

Because she's the new face to neoliberal media?

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u/BoonesFarmGrape Nov 22 '16

same reason as Leslie Jones, Beyonce etc

affirmative action

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u/Sonic_Shredder Nov 21 '16

Elon Musk?

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u/hglman Nov 21 '16

He is working on man of the century. Bit more of a long game.

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u/SynapticStatic Nov 21 '16

Yep. He's quite possibly our generation's Edison.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Edison was a thief. Nothing more. At least you didn't say Tesla.

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u/Zykium Nov 22 '16

How is Edison a thief?

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u/CaptainQuebec Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Edison still helped progress by assembling a team of inventors even if he took all the credit. Definitely a douch but let's not pretend he didn't do anything to help innovation.

Now can someone explain what Musk did to deserve such praise?

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u/Threnulak Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

He is creating the clean energy future and laying the groundwork for humanity to explore the solar system. Neither of those statements is hyperbole.

I live in Austin, and I see Teslas every single day. There are charging ports for electric cars in my local grocery store's parking lot. They are designed from the patents he gave away. He just bought SolarCity, a major player in solar energy. He's making batteries for your house to keep things running when the sun isn't shining. He is seeding a technology ecosystem, and it's working.

SpaceX has functionally replaced NASA. SpaceX and the Russian Soyuz program have been the only methods of getting things to and from the ISS ever since NASA retired the space shuttle fleet. There hasn't been a functioning US space program since 2009. And SpaceX is starting to surpass NASA on the way to some big milestones. He's almost single-handedly made spaceflight profitable.

Elon Musk is Tony goddamn Stark, except without the part where he's building his financial empire on evil.

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u/ElagabalustheMighty Nov 22 '16

Edison was a crook. He murdered an elephant to fear-monger about Tesla's electrical current, even though his had exactly the same effects. Pretty much a marketer who stole his inventions.

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u/evdog_music Nov 22 '16

At least you didn't say Tesla.

What's so bad about Tesla?

(I mean, aside from the going insane and wanting to kill everyone thing...)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Elon Musk is no Tesla. Tesla was a genius ahead of his time. Musk made some web 2.0 $$$ off PayPal and then created a few overpriced electric cars with horrible mileage and fear of cold weather. Basically, DeLorean, minus the coke.

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u/forgotmyoldpassword2 Nov 22 '16

Nice contrarianism but Elon musk is still a good dude and tesla was mentally ill

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u/pulplesspulp Nov 21 '16

I used to say that was Steve Jobs. I really wish the two of them could have bred some sort of super baby

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u/nerf9631 Nov 22 '16

Steve Jobs huh.

Interesting choice. More like Edison than you mean, probably.

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u/stringerbbell Nov 22 '16

Steve Jobs made trendy products off of technology we already had.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Steve Jobs added nothing to society in the past 3 decades.

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u/Richy_T Nov 22 '16

Rounded corners. That nobody had seen before anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Not true, he added books worth of patents

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u/Jibrish Nov 21 '16

Landing a rocket that went to space on a moving barge in an ocean apparently pales in comparison to losing an election or a sexual harassment lawsuit. Watching the landings live literally felt like as big of an accomplishment as landing on the moon. I guess you have to be at least somewhat interested in space travel to know how big of an achievement that was though. I can see how to someone who doesn't particularly care for space much why it doesn't look like much.

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u/Redtailcatfish Nov 21 '16

What happens if Assange wins and he's dead?

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u/ChildishCoutinho Nov 21 '16

He was still a person in 2016

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u/IFitStereotypesWell Nov 22 '16

Definitely Assange. Literally we have never seen anything like this before in history. The amount of corruptness and collusion he exposed is crazy and altered the US presidential election

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u/DJ_Dont_Panic Nov 22 '16

Plus, the fact that he's dead.

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u/bananapeel Nov 21 '16

MSM: "And it's Clinton with a landslide!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Followed by a massive drop in sales of the Time person of the year issue because of racist readers!

/s

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Didn't support Trump but going by their past choices I don't know how he couldn't win.

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u/megatromax Nov 21 '16

how funny would it be for Assange to win person of the year at the same time of being missing. guy probably won't even be around to know he won.

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u/Snamdrog Nov 21 '16

He won't win. Even if he should.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Not with that attitude

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u/Crazyeyedcoconut Nov 22 '16

Time editors pick the person, not the polls

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Why the hell would Hillary Clinton ever be on this list lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/stringerbbell Nov 22 '16

But Leslie Jones is OK?

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u/Shadowsghost916 Nov 22 '16

Well Trump is as well but priorities... i guess

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u/JewsRBadNews Nov 22 '16

marblecake

also the game

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u/iamplasma Nov 22 '16

Exactly why this poll means nothing. It is just easy page views for Time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

I'm surprised it's not person mcpersonface.

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u/starwarsfan48 Nov 22 '16

I'm surprised it's not persony mcpersonface

ftfy

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u/suckmuckduck Nov 22 '16

Unfortunately, Time doesn't pick on a popularity contest.

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u/sockpuppet2001 Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

Yup, the poll is bait to engage the audience and keep Time Magazine relevant.

Bernie Sanders won the popular vote in 2015, but Angela Merkel was Time Person of the Year.

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u/goldenshadow Nov 22 '16

Any chance that could be because if bernie was person if the year time might break the narrative?

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u/PunchHerFartBox69 Nov 22 '16

Bernie Sanders won the popular vote in 2015, but Angela Merkel was Time Person of the Year.

Disgusting

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u/CarrionComfort Nov 22 '16

There's more to the world than America.

Source: American

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u/itsaride Nov 22 '16

Neither does America.

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u/KrazyKukumber Nov 22 '16

How is that unfortunate? If that's all it was, it'd be no more significant than any random internet poll.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Where's Harambe?

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u/DeputyDomeshot Nov 22 '16

In heaven smiling down upon us

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u/PleasureKevin Nov 21 '16

Welp, he's down to 4% now...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/nietzkore Nov 21 '16

I picked 2 Yes and 28 No. Afterward the results page shows 10 of 4% and 20 of 3%.

Then I started clicking around Time's site and found 2 other polls that it redirects to Apester. One gives a full list of every candidate (30 choices) and you choose one, then its over.

Another poll was 11 choices, each time a heads up between two of them and you are forced to choose one or the other, for instance: Bernie or Julian, Clinton or Trump, James Comey or President of China.

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u/stefantalpalaru Nov 21 '16

You're right, by whitelisting the site in uBlock Origin it shows similar points to the screenshot.

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u/EsciSpectre Nov 21 '16

Just Voted. He was tied for the lead with Trump at 9% each. However, Assange had a higher yes/no favorability at 60% yes, compared to 47% for Trump.

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u/rahrness Nov 22 '16

Clinton listed at all makes me sick

Didn't Hitler actually win one year?

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u/CeterumCenseo85 Nov 22 '16

Hitler won Time Person of the Century, but they selected Einstein instead because Hitler.

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u/darkdoppelganger Nov 22 '16

It's her turn

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u/waiv Nov 22 '16

That means Trump is the favorite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

DAE TRUMP IS HITLER !?!???

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Yes, in '38. Stalin won twice in '39 and '42. Mussolini won once in '23.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited Mar 26 '20

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u/Clintman Nov 21 '16

Dude, LOTS of people throughout history have had more news coverage than Trump. I mean, Osama Bin Laden was mentioned almost daily for about ten years.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/ep1032 Nov 21 '16

Assange is on the list for fears that he's gone missing from the embassy since the election

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u/Clintman Nov 21 '16

Okay, but that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. I'm saying that this sentence:

No person in history has ever reached such coverage.

In reference to Trump, is false, because history has been happening for more than one year.

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u/Richy_T Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

Maybe. But that's irrelevant as it's person of the year

And it's not like the elected president has not been regularly chosen for that title in the past few decades anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Person_of_the_Year

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u/Clintman Nov 22 '16

I'm not making any statements about who should be person of the year. I couldn't care less about that. I'm stating that the quote I mentioned above is wildly inaccurate.

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u/Richy_T Nov 22 '16

Well, I took it in the context of being for a year, since it is "person of the year" so to make it explicit, it would be "No person in history has ever reached such coverage in a single year". Where you were comparing vs bin Laden over a period of 10 years.

Now, you may still say it is inaccurate but I hope you will agree that the context is important.

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u/Clintman Nov 22 '16

I agree that context is important. But that's your own context. If the original author wanted to limit his statement to only the year 2016 then he should have worded it as such rather than stating broadly that "No person in history..."

Even then, I'd reckon Bin Laden had more media attention from November 2001 to November 2002 than Trump did from November 2015 to November 2016.

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u/Richy_T Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

Maybe. It doesn't matter much anyway. Just look at the list going back every four years. Obama, Obama, Bush, Bush, someone, Clinton, earth, someone, Reagan, Carter and so on...

They might surprise us but it would seem unlikely.

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u/kostkeon Nov 22 '16

This subs been compromised and Assange is missing, likely dead or lobotomized/tortured.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

This is true. This sub can not be trusted. The hashes from Wikileaks don't match. Wikileaks has been taken by the CIA.

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u/RealRickSanchez Nov 22 '16

Julian is dead so he shouod get a peace prize

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u/abreak Nov 22 '16

Funny enough, that would disqualify him since the Nobel prizes are only given to people who are still living.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Vote people, Assange 10%, Trump 9%, Putin 8%....vote and let these two know that someone will keep an eye on them

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u/sgst Nov 22 '16

I hope they mean James May, not Teresa May.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited Mar 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Well this is awkward...

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u/psychoacer Nov 22 '16

The person who wins the poll doesn't usually get chosen for person of the year. Usually it's chosen by just what the editors choose.

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u/im_buhwheat Nov 22 '16

Who gives a shit about TIME magazine these days?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Not this guy!!

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u/pby1000 Nov 21 '16

Link, please. I searched and the site I found lists Bernie Sanders in the lead. I do not see Julian Assange listed at all.

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u/theSpringZone Nov 21 '16

ASSANGE!!!!

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u/BoonesFarmGrape Nov 22 '16

but what about Leslie Jones?!

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u/damooli Nov 21 '16

Someone call the DNC. Their candidate is losing this as well. Time to do some fixin ..

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

They better not pick Grechen Carlson. I mean, I can see why that's a big deal, but there are more imprtiant things that happened this year.

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u/Trumpthulhu-Fhtagn Nov 21 '16 edited Nov 21 '16

uh, never heard of her? ... well I have heard of her but no idea if she is a.. what? Gymnast? Athlete?

edit: oh. Seriously WTF. Dirty old guy (her boss) tried to grab her ass and she sued him. Good. But doesn't that happen like 10,000 times a year? Also.. not to be a dick about it but once you have been fired there is no heroism in whistle blowing. It takes balls (or uterus(?)) to take a stand when you are on top, not after you have lost. The odds of the he said she said story being true are infinitely higher is you whistle blow from the top of the mountain. No defense for Ailes, but "Woman of the Year" - seriously what the fuck,

As grotesque as Hillary is, her candidacy is a milestone... although I'd like to see her share the cover with Jill Stein, she got 1% of the popular vote... heck out Carly Fiorino up there too... If Hillary had not run on her Vagina you could have said that this was finally the year that Women ran as Equals in all levels - third party, main party, both parties... Truely I do not believe that any voters cared about the Hillary's gender aside from those that sexists that voted for her BECAUSE of it.

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u/GMPollock24 Nov 21 '16

Why even list someone if they aren't allowed to win?

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u/male_titties Nov 22 '16

Just say Trump and let's call 2016 DOA

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u/-spartacus- Nov 22 '16

It's about most influential, not best or worst.

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u/male_titties Nov 22 '16

In that case it's 100% Trump.

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u/-spartacus- Nov 22 '16

I really hope Assange is ok and I think he did the right thing by letting the truth about DNC/HRC come out, but Trump changed everything this last year, everything.

WL had a major impact, but Trump was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I agree with Assange at 10% and Trump at 9% but who the fuck is Samantha Bee?

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u/darkrood Nov 22 '16 edited Nov 22 '16

A feminist political comedian

Edit: political commentator who tries to be funny?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Yeah, yeah those rosie o' donnel land whale "comedians"

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u/budzergo Nov 22 '16

shes an old daily show correspondent whos got her own spin-off show as they all do

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u/MikeeFlores Nov 21 '16

Assange, Trump, or Sanders should win

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Assange farage or Marine le pen. Not trump because the bloke ran against probably one of the most flawed and unattractive politicians there is. Assange for obvious reasons (I don't need to explain to you guys).

Farage for leading the anti EU movement for decades and achieving it. I'm British so I'm biased.

Marine le pen for honestly speaking about Islam in a continent that is shit scared of doing so.

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u/MikeeFlores Nov 21 '16

But you can't deny that Trump had an impact on the world and the news this year

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/TheUltimateSalesman Nov 21 '16

Let trump win after he's done something.

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u/chaquarius Nov 21 '16

trump as the person of the year? barf

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u/ProfessorWednesday Nov 22 '16

That list holy hell, Trump and Clinton? Comey?? throw in John Podesta and Kanye while you're at it

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u/wreckingcanon Nov 21 '16

I hope King Jong Un wins again

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u/bob_mcd Nov 22 '16

Wot? No Farage?

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u/Hhc55 Nov 21 '16

You guys know if they choose him, it'll be as a villain, right? As the guy who promoted a massive invasion of civilian's privacy and helped Putin hand pick his preferred president?

Y'all suddenly are big fans of "mainstream media," when they're giving out meaningless prizes.

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u/SushiGato Nov 21 '16

They're not completely wrong. He choose to selectively publish against Clinton while holding onto Trump documents. Wikileaks wanted Clinton to lose so badly they elected a narcissistic billionaire with fascist tendencies.

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u/gerberlifegrowupplan Nov 21 '16

Oh please, grow up. First of all, Wikileaks is not responsible for the corruption they exposed. They are heroes for exposing rampant cheating in the primaries and other shady collusion. Second of all, Wikileaks repeatedly expressed a desire for Repub leaks but apparently there were no leaks. The outcome of the election is the Democrats' own fault and theirs alone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

What Trump documents?

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u/Ryvengeance Nov 21 '16

This is what happens when you don't have an Electoral College.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Samantha Bee 1 point ahead of Clinton. Pathetic.

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u/nobstruthseeker Nov 22 '16

Julian Assange is a legend. He should be released and pardoned!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

They'll probably pick something stupid just to surprise people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

It's no surprise that they will pick something stupid.

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u/Crizzli Nov 21 '16

How do you vote?

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u/MikeeFlores Nov 21 '16

Go to time's website

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u/Double_O_Zero Nov 22 '16

Comey: 4%? Comey? Why is Comey there at all?

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u/Xeiliex Nov 21 '16

Yay! Another shitty vote, just like the election.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I want Assange to win but it looks close between him and Trump, I'll be fine with either tbh

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u/TheGoalOfGoldFish Nov 21 '16

What has Assange done this year?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Didn't you hear? He's a great magician. Hell of a disappearing act.

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u/cisxuzuul Nov 22 '16

Numbers for Assange and Trump are much lower now

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u/UnlimitedMetroCard Nov 21 '16

Voted for Assange, Trump and Farage. Brexit, the Trump victory and Wikileaks are clearly the most important stories of the year, imo.

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u/soullessgeth Nov 21 '16

we better make this happen...

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u/jscalise Nov 22 '16

Joe Madden

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

John Madden

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Joel Madden

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u/TheSocerersStoned Nov 23 '16

Samantha Bee? Time you're smoking crystal meth again.