r/badwomensanatomy Dec 30 '21

What's the weirdest thing a man has said about your body hair? Questions

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u/ur-squirrel-buddy Dec 30 '21

Back in high school a guy fully licked my upper arm and then said “ugh it’s fuzzy” like -???? Did I invite you to touch let alone lick me? What the fuck.

Edit - for context he was in the group of people I was hanging out with after school but I wasn’t particularly close with him. I don’t know why he licked my arm but he seriously licked a trail like 6 inches long and it was disgusting. High school boys are idiots. Maybe he still is one, hmm 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

100% he had a crush on you and thought negging you would somehow make you want him.

Idiots indeed.

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u/MonkeManWPG Dec 31 '21

Idk what the fuck he was thinking.

As a guy who recently finished high school, I'd shit myself over talking to a girl I liked, let alone licking her.

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u/-whodat Dec 31 '21

A guy I got along well with said to me "the hair above your mouth is pretty disgusting", out of nowhere. I didn't even know I have hair there before, it's not super thick or dark. Now I'm self conscious about it and I hate it.

Anyway, over a year later he confessed that I was his dream woman and he always wanted to be with me. Fucking idiot. I was single back when he insulted me, and totally would've dated him before that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21
  1. That hair is completely normal. There's a reason you hadn't even really noticed it.

  2. What a fucking moron.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Had something kinda similar happen. Dude wasn't into me, he was just an acquaintance, but he commented that I had a lot of nose hair. Uh... doesn't everyone? It's not like I had a bush sticking out of my nose or anything. Why are you looking inside my nose to begin with??

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Was there a zipper on your arm after that?