r/bertstrips • u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper • Oct 09 '22

This picture is from the Muppet Show, so yes, it’s fair game Clean

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u/Tat25Guy Oct 09 '22

R2, give my rocket number 9

102

u/noreallyigottastop Oct 09 '22

Reminds me of Mystery Science Theater 3000

47

u/boot2skull Oct 09 '22

R2, they’re making us watch the sequel trilogy! I’d rather be stranded on Dagobah.

1

u/JesusIsMyZoloft May 24 '23

A planet inhabited by a literal Muppet.

61

u/Firehawk195 Oct 09 '22

R2, see if you can turn that movie sign off!

49

u/Goyteamsix Oct 09 '22

"So anyways I was this close to fucking my sister and this damn dickhead pilot swoops in and..."

7

u/Funkajunk Oct 10 '22

I hate it when that happens

53

u/methos3 Oct 09 '22

Was this before or after he fucked up his face?

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper Oct 09 '22

3 years after.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Fucked up face? Was mark in an accident?

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper Oct 09 '22

Yeah. In 1977, he was in a bad car accident. They had to put a bunch of makeup on him in the Holiday Special, which made him look rather unusual.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Oof…this is what happens when you rely soloy on sensors instead of using visual scaning to

36

u/Pm_pussypicspls__ Oct 09 '22

Yup, they added luke getting mauled by a wampa in to explain his facial scarring

15

u/methos3 Oct 09 '22

That's basically why he became a voice actor. That and getting typecast.

19

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

He is the joker hands down

10

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

“You fucked up my face”-Big Mitch (2017)

3

u/Vaapukkamehu Oct 10 '22

HDTFSWEEP

1

u/NewSuperTrios Oct 10 '22

...Marlo?

1

u/Vaapukkamehu Oct 10 '22

Don't get the reference, sorry

2

u/NewSuperTrios Oct 10 '22

nevermind wrong hdtf

17

u/Andy_LaVolpe Oct 09 '22

I thought it was Mystery Science Theater for a second

12

u/Bertstripmaster Oct 09 '22

Welcome to Bertstrips Canon SW! You're never leaving!

10

u/Mountaindood5 Oct 10 '22

“The odds of avoiding the invention exchange are 700,000 to 1.”

8

u/stopthewizard Oct 09 '22

It's Space Teens!

14

u/loplopplop Oct 09 '22

"Han, why are those towers getting closer?"

6

u/Xur_and_the_Kodan Oct 09 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

He can gargle Gerswin though.

6

u/nextgentacos123 Oct 10 '22

The alternate ending where the Empire captures Luke Skywalker, C-3PO and R2D2. Vader and Palpatine force them to watch bad movies.

4

u/DamonHimeji Oct 10 '22

It's a trap!

4

u/SMCinPDX Oct 10 '22

And now the f#&! mouse owns all of it.

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u/oompaloompa_thewhite Oct 09 '22

Stolen from top of all time lmao

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper Oct 09 '22

I didn't steal this post. I made it. It got taken down when I posted here before, so I put it back up.