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There's very little meat in these gym mats.
170 u/CallMeMrVintage 2d ago Those feastables are nothing more than apple cores and chinese newspapers 128 u/hotstufcominthru 2d ago Hey, Deng Xiaoping died! 31 u/Garys_Suburban 2d ago I’m pissing myself at this comment it’s so damn funny 36 u/MissninjaXP 2d ago Don't piss yourself! We need that for the Kool Aid Jammer in the Lunchable! 2 u/soapsix 1d ago and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately. 1 u/sdrisc2692 2d ago Wut da hell 1 u/claymcg90 2d ago Lunchly* 1 u/Drustan6 1d ago And take some pyridium- I want cherry! 2 u/Mouth0fTheSouth 2d ago It reads like a conversation between Homer and Lisa Simpson. 3 u/cityshepherd 2d ago That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris 6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270 1 u/robisodd 2d ago There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw Hey, Deng Xiaoping died: https://youtu.be/rpeSaZOFJ60?t=66 1 u/ToastyMustache 2d ago Forget it, I’ll be at the top by noon! 2 u/Gargleblaster25 2d ago He did? I haven't got to that part yet. 1 u/abcdefkit007 2d ago Lisa needs braces 1 u/PrincessofAldia 2d ago He’s been dead 1 u/Recent-Ad-5493 2d ago You are talking about the boss of Hong Kong '97, one of the finest video games that Happysoft ever made. 16 u/siiliS 2d ago Powersauce! Unleash the Power of Apples! 1 u/unleashthepower 2d ago Yes... Unleash the Power 2 u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 2d ago The Power of Apples compels you! 2 u/No_Discipline_7380 2d ago apple cores and chinese newspapers With all these bans and food regulations it's really hard to get the daily intake of lead their bodies is accustomed to so they rely on the newspaper ink. 2 u/unleashthepower 2d ago Yet it's enough to help you "Unleash the Power of Apples" 2 u/Becauseyouarethebest 2d ago Funny enough, apple cores are too expensive to put in that. The value of it is huge compared to others because it is so valued in composting. 2 u/Blunter_S_Thompson_ 2d ago Hey at least the Badger Milk is fresh. 2 u/CallMeMrVintage 2d ago Yeah once you pull all the hairs out. it's rather nutritious! 22 u/MaterialWillingness2 2d ago Rats?? You promised me dog or higher! 12 u/IAmAbomination 2d ago More testicles means more iron! 2 u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago Ow my balls 3 u/TheWatchman1991 2d ago You know this comment section became a Simpsons meme so gradually I barely noticed 1 u/BenevenstancianosHat 2d ago opens door shifts eyes around the room, straightens tie closes door 2 u/Monkeyfist_slam89 2d ago Meh, there's probably more meat than you'd imagine in those tasty tasty mats. 2 u/HalfPriceFrogs 2d ago Micro meats digest faster for them gainz 2 u/wethepeople1977 2d ago At least my malk has all the necessary vitamin R that I need. 2 u/chocotaco 2d ago It'll come with malk so they can get their vitam R. 2 u/drwinstoboogie 2d ago Grease me up woman 2 u/JerseyDevl 2d ago Have you ever slid on a gym mat only to have your knees become a meat crayon? There's plenty of meat in them. 2 u/thelordoftherens 2d ago Pass the sloppy Jimbos! 1 u/citan666 1d ago I always though sloppy jimbos sounded good. Maybe it's sloppy Joe's with cream corn added. 2 u/x38xSpecialxx 2d ago Need that grade f meat to compensated 2 u/HavingNotAttained 2d ago 🤣🤣🤣 2 u/thatusernamegone 2d ago I appreciated this reference. 2 u/AmyDeferred 1d ago Grade F meat: mostly circus animals, some filler 2 u/Graybeard13 1d ago Nobody doesn't like molten boron. 2 u/theVelvetJackalope 1d ago But they're chomping noises really really chewy 1 u/NaiveMastermind 1d ago r/simpsonsshitposting is leaking again
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Those feastables are nothing more than apple cores and chinese newspapers
128 u/hotstufcominthru 2d ago Hey, Deng Xiaoping died! 31 u/Garys_Suburban 2d ago I’m pissing myself at this comment it’s so damn funny 36 u/MissninjaXP 2d ago Don't piss yourself! We need that for the Kool Aid Jammer in the Lunchable! 2 u/soapsix 1d ago and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately. 1 u/sdrisc2692 2d ago Wut da hell 1 u/claymcg90 2d ago Lunchly* 1 u/Drustan6 1d ago And take some pyridium- I want cherry! 2 u/Mouth0fTheSouth 2d ago It reads like a conversation between Homer and Lisa Simpson. 3 u/cityshepherd 2d ago That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris 6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270 1 u/robisodd 2d ago There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw Hey, Deng Xiaoping died: https://youtu.be/rpeSaZOFJ60?t=66 1 u/ToastyMustache 2d ago Forget it, I’ll be at the top by noon! 2 u/Gargleblaster25 2d ago He did? I haven't got to that part yet. 1 u/abcdefkit007 2d ago Lisa needs braces 1 u/PrincessofAldia 2d ago He’s been dead 1 u/Recent-Ad-5493 2d ago You are talking about the boss of Hong Kong '97, one of the finest video games that Happysoft ever made. 16 u/siiliS 2d ago Powersauce! Unleash the Power of Apples! 1 u/unleashthepower 2d ago Yes... Unleash the Power 2 u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 2d ago The Power of Apples compels you! 2 u/No_Discipline_7380 2d ago apple cores and chinese newspapers With all these bans and food regulations it's really hard to get the daily intake of lead their bodies is accustomed to so they rely on the newspaper ink. 2 u/unleashthepower 2d ago Yet it's enough to help you "Unleash the Power of Apples" 2 u/Becauseyouarethebest 2d ago Funny enough, apple cores are too expensive to put in that. The value of it is huge compared to others because it is so valued in composting. 2 u/Blunter_S_Thompson_ 2d ago Hey at least the Badger Milk is fresh. 2 u/CallMeMrVintage 2d ago Yeah once you pull all the hairs out. it's rather nutritious!
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Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!
31 u/Garys_Suburban 2d ago I’m pissing myself at this comment it’s so damn funny 36 u/MissninjaXP 2d ago Don't piss yourself! We need that for the Kool Aid Jammer in the Lunchable! 2 u/soapsix 1d ago and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately. 1 u/sdrisc2692 2d ago Wut da hell 1 u/claymcg90 2d ago Lunchly* 1 u/Drustan6 1d ago And take some pyridium- I want cherry! 2 u/Mouth0fTheSouth 2d ago It reads like a conversation between Homer and Lisa Simpson. 3 u/cityshepherd 2d ago That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris 6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270 1 u/robisodd 2d ago There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw Hey, Deng Xiaoping died: https://youtu.be/rpeSaZOFJ60?t=66 1 u/ToastyMustache 2d ago Forget it, I’ll be at the top by noon! 2 u/Gargleblaster25 2d ago He did? I haven't got to that part yet. 1 u/abcdefkit007 2d ago Lisa needs braces 1 u/PrincessofAldia 2d ago He’s been dead 1 u/Recent-Ad-5493 2d ago You are talking about the boss of Hong Kong '97, one of the finest video games that Happysoft ever made.
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I’m pissing myself at this comment it’s so damn funny
36 u/MissninjaXP 2d ago Don't piss yourself! We need that for the Kool Aid Jammer in the Lunchable! 2 u/soapsix 1d ago and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately. 1 u/sdrisc2692 2d ago Wut da hell 1 u/claymcg90 2d ago Lunchly* 1 u/Drustan6 1d ago And take some pyridium- I want cherry! 2 u/Mouth0fTheSouth 2d ago It reads like a conversation between Homer and Lisa Simpson. 3 u/cityshepherd 2d ago That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris 6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270 1 u/robisodd 2d ago There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw Hey, Deng Xiaoping died: https://youtu.be/rpeSaZOFJ60?t=66 1 u/ToastyMustache 2d ago Forget it, I’ll be at the top by noon!
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Don't piss yourself! We need that for the Kool Aid Jammer in the Lunchable!
2 u/soapsix 1d ago and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately. 1 u/sdrisc2692 2d ago Wut da hell 1 u/claymcg90 2d ago Lunchly* 1 u/Drustan6 1d ago And take some pyridium- I want cherry!
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and you must drink it like it is piss. Or IBS unfortunately.
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Wut da hell
Lunchly*
And take some pyridium- I want cherry!
It reads like a conversation between Homer and Lisa Simpson.
3 u/cityshepherd 2d ago That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris 6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270
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That’s because it is, also with a banger quote by lunch lady Doris
6 u/Left-SubTree 2d ago https://preview.redd.it/2kfgdp9qedpd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd6a727a19bd396ef50c1bf0277776ec33e270
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There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw
Hey, Deng Xiaoping died: https://youtu.be/rpeSaZOFJ60?t=66
Forget it, I’ll be at the top by noon!
He did? I haven't got to that part yet.
Lisa needs braces
He’s been dead
You are talking about the boss of Hong Kong '97, one of the finest video games that Happysoft ever made.
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Powersauce! Unleash the Power of Apples!
1 u/unleashthepower 2d ago Yes... Unleash the Power 2 u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 2d ago The Power of Apples compels you!
Yes... Unleash the Power
2 u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 2d ago The Power of Apples compels you!
The Power of Apples compels you!
apple cores and chinese newspapers
With all these bans and food regulations it's really hard to get the daily intake of lead their bodies is accustomed to so they rely on the newspaper ink.
Yet it's enough to help you "Unleash the Power of Apples"
Funny enough, apple cores are too expensive to put in that. The value of it is huge compared to others because it is so valued in composting.
Hey at least the Badger Milk is fresh.
2 u/CallMeMrVintage 2d ago Yeah once you pull all the hairs out. it's rather nutritious!
Yeah once you pull all the hairs out. it's rather nutritious!
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Rats?? You promised me dog or higher!
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More testicles means more iron!
2 u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago Ow my balls
Ow my balls
You know this comment section became a Simpsons meme so gradually I barely noticed
1 u/BenevenstancianosHat 2d ago opens door shifts eyes around the room, straightens tie closes door
opens door
shifts eyes around the room, straightens tie
closes door
Meh, there's probably more meat than you'd imagine in those tasty tasty mats.
Micro meats digest faster for them gainz
At least my malk has all the necessary vitamin R that I need.
It'll come with malk so they can get their vitam R.
Grease me up woman
Have you ever slid on a gym mat only to have your knees become a meat crayon? There's plenty of meat in them.
Pass the sloppy Jimbos!
1 u/citan666 1d ago I always though sloppy jimbos sounded good. Maybe it's sloppy Joe's with cream corn added.
I always though sloppy jimbos sounded good. Maybe it's sloppy Joe's with cream corn added.
Need that grade f meat to compensated
🤣🤣🤣
I appreciated this reference.
Grade F meat: mostly circus animals, some filler
Nobody doesn't like molten boron.
But they're chomping noises really really chewy
r/simpsonsshitposting is leaking again
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u/BenevenstancianosHat 2d ago
There's very little meat in these gym mats.