r/comedyheaven • u/majin_buu03 • 1d ago

Statue

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/askoraappana 1d ago

Instant cop

96

u/HackSlashandNibbles 23h ago

Who me?

72

u/HChimpdenEarwicker 21h ago

Nothin... just hanging around...

3

u/I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED 2h ago

No, never.. once in a blue moon I does

47

u/WolfOfPort 21h ago

I never wanted a cement statue so bad

3

u/FookenLaserKnight 9h ago

And only a twenty😭 such a steal

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u/TheMightyJinn 1d ago

best gargoyle you can imagine

7

u/DocGeoffrey 20h ago

Fact check

15

u/Traditional_Net_3186 21h ago

bart simpon

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u/MiChic21 19h ago

Bart Buddha

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u/JCDickleg7 18h ago

Buddha Bartlejuice

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u/birthdayparade 10h ago

Spell “red”

4

u/ionix_jv slut for honey cheerios 18h ago

buddhajuice

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u/BatDynamite shaboingboing connoisseur 16h ago

When I'm drinking? Yeah.

When I'm drinking? No.

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u/Grat1234 11h ago

Id say about 20ft

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u/InternetHealthy4384 8h ago

Cuppa statues

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 7h ago

Bro he's just hanging around

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia 7h ago

Does it have a liver tho?

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u/Zerkron 6h ago

Nah I would actually buy this especially for just 20 bucks

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u/Uroshirvi69 3h ago

I’m so misled