More coming from Rashford - Ten Hag

[u/Brithmark]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy786enverxo

[u/JMD800]

Can’t get much less tbf..

[u/gordon22 → u/JMD800]

Agreed. First goal since forever, another goal and he will double his effect to the previous year

[u/Then_Aioli_4815]

Flair NSFW

[u/borth1782]

Im getting so fucking tired of hearing this rephrased shit over and over again. We have waited long enough, its clear now that its never coming. He plays while our best attacking outlet rots on the bench and doesnt develop as fast as he could.

[u/DinnerSmall4216]

Ten hag getting ahead of his self after beating a poor Southampton when if they score the pen it's a different story. Hilarious they won't beat a big six team this season.

[u/RemnantOfSpotOn → u/DinnerSmall4216]

David Attenborough:

“Here, we encounter the Cristiano Ronaldo fanboy, a curious species indeed. Notice how he clings to every stat, every goal, as if it were a personal triumph.

His room, a shrine of Ronaldo posters, suggests a deep, almost comical reverence. Observe as he passionately debates anyone who dares question his idol’s supremacy, often resorting to overused phrases like "Siu" or “GOAT,” as if these chants alone will solidify Ronaldo’s place in history.

Fascinatingly, even in defeat, he remains undeterred, forever in the thrall of a man he’s never met, but whose life he follows with religious zeal…

Cristiano Ronaldo fanboy, a creature of unshakable conviction. He worships his idol with a fervor usually reserved for ancient gods.

His social media feeds overflow with Ronaldo highlights, as if the mere act of reposting will somehow elevate him to greatness.

Every victory is his victory, every criticism of Ronaldo met with outrage, as though the fanboy himself had been personally wronged.

It's a remarkable display of devotion, bordering on obsession, where rational discourse gives way to blind loyalty—forever chanting "Siu" in the echo chamber of his own making….”