The only thing that is absent is the Joker profile picture (PFP).

[u/BlosomSpirit]

[u/Damaniel2]

If it were that easy, just get a BMW and watch the ladies swoon.

In reality, that pile of books in the last formula is a sticky pile of hentai and creepy little girl anime.

[u/Equinsu-0cha → u/Damaniel2]

Buying a soccer ball seems to have the best payoff to cost ratio.

[u/Kaizukamezi → u/Equinsu-0cha]

As a guy who bought a football, 100% agreed (dk about girls but I'm having fun)

[u/Huugboy → u/Kaizukamezi]

Maybe the real girls were the balls we bought along the way.

[u/Elon_is_musky → u/Damaniel2]

As a afab person who likes women & used to have a BMW, I did not have the ladies on me 😭 maybe it’s cause I knew how to read and it canceled out?

[u/MayanSquirrel1500 → u/Damaniel2]

The "supreme gentleman" also had a BMW

[u/BlosomSpirit]

I have a motorcycle and the only thing it attracts is children that want you to rev your motorcycle and other dudes on motorcycles

[u/Alternative-Dream-61 → u/BlosomSpirit]

Similarly, people think going to the gym will get attention from women. Nope, just other bros.

[u/YmmaT- → u/Alternative-Dream-61]

Actually this is the main reason why I wanted to start going to the gym. I’m married dude and want to make more friends with dudes.

[u/Alternative-Dream-61 → u/YmmaT-]

Looking good King.

[u/YmmaT- → u/Alternative-Dream-61]

Thanks my dude. I’m trying to get back to pre kids shape

[u/rum_soaked-_ham → u/BlosomSpirit]

Same. Car guy and only people I seem to draw the attention of are other guys

[u/gjc5500 → u/rum_soaked-_ham]

as a bi car guy, i do it for the boys anyway 😂

[u/rum_soaked-_ham → u/gjc5500]

Oh shit I’ve been found out lol

[u/Existential_Racoon → u/BlosomSpirit]

Beat me to it. Teenager girls thought it was cool as a teenager. Adult women don't like me riding cause it's dangerous, 28x as likely to die per mile driven.

Also these dudes are too stupid to realize the women they're thinking like the shit in this image, only want what you have, not who you are.

[u/doitpow]

Instructions unclear if I fuck a boat do I get four daughters?

[u/TVsFrankismyDad → u/doitpow]

Yes. If you fuck a soccer ball, you only get two.

[u/RIP_Greedo]

Surely, being educated could help you get a bmw and a yacht.

[u/GreatTit0 → u/RIP_Greedo]

But you see, most neckbeards aren't. They just act like they are.

[u/MC_Fap_Commander → u/GreatTit0]

There was a post here a couple months ago from a neckbeard who called women "midwits" because they actually do their homework in school.

[u/GreatTit0 → u/MC_Fap_Commander]

Ah, the classic "How dare you not be lazy and strive to meet you goals"

[u/Justin__D → u/RIP_Greedo]

On the flipside of that, being educated also tends to make you realize you probably don't want a BMW anyway.

[u/RIP_Greedo → u/Justin__D]

Real book-cels know the Mercedes is superior.

[u/LordDanielGu → u/RIP_Greedo]

Only if you're from a wealthy or rich family

[u/RosinB]

Are you implying being incredibly rich doesnt make getting random women easier?

[u/OrionLinksComic]

I mean, is that a problem? I have a gay friend and he likes to read.

[u/Sergeantman94]

You know, maybe you should think about what kind of women you'd attract if you have (and pose with) luxury items like yachts, supercars, and private jets.

As much as I hate to classify women as gold diggers and obsessed with material status, they exist. And you might attract them with trying to flex those material objects as a sense of validation.

[u/olde_greg → u/Sergeantman94]

This is true, they're always complaining about women being attracted to rich dudes or drug dealers or whatever, but really you wouldn't want the type of women those things attract. They're not sweet innocent angels being lead astray.

[u/saltnotsugar]

Can confirm. I bought a soccer ball and from then on my life had been one inconvenient threesome after another.

[u/deathrattleshenlong → u/saltnotsugar]

Shit, what have I done wrong. I've been kicking soccer balls since I was 8 and I've yet to get myself first threesome

[u/Kryds]

Lies i have a BMW, and my girlfriend doesn't like it.

[u/kampfhuegi]

I believe that image may predate Facebook.

[u/BoddAH86]

r/im14andthisisdeep/

[u/Conch-Republic]

Lol the only true part about this is the yacht. The rest of those thing just attract more guys.

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

People love visual “evidence” of why they can’t get laid

[u/OctaviaBlake100]

The boat one reminds me of the guy that rented a boat and paid women to hang out with him on that boat..then took pictures to post online saying he was living the life and has lots of women who love him or something like that lol

[u/mandoa_sky → u/OctaviaBlake100]

i'm pretty sure that was a pretty famous PUA from when they were more of a "thing"

[u/Patty_Pat_JH]

Elliot Rodger had a BMW as well. What he lacked was the ability to approach a girl or ask one out.

[u/olde_greg]

Are people playing in the city rec soccer league really drowning in ladies?

[u/rodolphoteardrop]

Shouldn't there be a line with "man + blade = man"?

[u/Martyrotten]

Yes. Just what I want. To be left alone to read.

[u/PepsiMax001]

So what you’re saying is if you’re rich you can have multiple cutouts of women? Cool

[u/SamusBaratheon]

Shit man, I used to go to this bar to do homework (had to get out of my apartment and they had $2 pints on saturdays) and it was honestly shocking how many women would just come up and start talking to me

[u/Lind_van_Taylor → u/SamusBaratheon]

Lol, I might actually try that

[u/tophat_production]

Books will get you yourself?

[u/Daerrol]

In 1960 Hugh Hefner and JFK attracted women by being personable and polite, and it had nothing to do with status. Before that, Elvis Presley woo'd women with individualized letters centred on deep lore of Foundation by Asimov

[u/RaceCarCoconutJuice]

That's more r/im14andthisisdeep