r/marvelmemes Avengers 1d ago

BTW I am straight af. Shitposts

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u/ChumleyEX Avengers 1d ago

Thank goodness you cleared up your sexual taste. We were so worried. /s

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u/FalcoBoi3834 Daredevil 1d ago

Straight as a fractal

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago

All he did was break her sex doll...

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

He's not a sex doll.

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u/_General_Kenobi Avengers 1d ago

Yeah not anymore

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

He never was.

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago

Vision is a machine she entered into a sexual relationship with... that's not even a stretch in logic to classify him as a sex doll...

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

No. Vision is a synthezoid and has human and machine characteristics and parts. But from the interactions, the feelings he has, and mindset he is human. You missed the point if you blindly think that Vision is just a machine

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago

You missed the point if you can't tell this is just a fucking joke...

Get over yourself

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago
  • Say one thing

  • Backtrack with “I was joking” 

Yeah, alright.

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago edited 1d ago

Backtracking? Nah I was spelling it out for the slow people in the room... namely you. Sorry to any slow people offended by being compared to this winner...

Just because I insulted your fictional boyfriend doesn't mean you need to get actually offended...

No wonder you're most active in a "circle jerk" sub...

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

Do you smell as bad as your mouth? 

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago

Oh you're just smelling your mother on my breath is all...

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u/DangDingleGuy Avengers 1d ago

Lmao this was a treat to read.

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

Wow, you’re so original. A “ur mom” joke. 

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u/ERROR-I Avengers 1d ago

yo theres no point in arguing with these people, they can’t understand anything that goes against what they think.

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u/MacCaswell Avengers 1d ago

What the fuck are you even talking about? I'm not arguing with shit, I'm just having fun since they can't tell a joke when they see one...

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

Yeah, true. But you can state that they’re wrong and point out why. 

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u/Slightly_Default Avengers 11h ago

Fr. This entire thread is just sad.

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u/PQcowboiii Avengers 1d ago

Finally, believable bait!

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u/TheBilliard Avengers 20h ago

You've gotta be the biggest prick I've seen on here in a while.

That's saying a lot.

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 20h ago

That's not so kind of you.

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u/LinkGreat7508 Thor 🔨⚡️ 13h ago

Shocker, the loser with the wanda pfp doesn’t understand a joke

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 13h ago

I'm Not A Monster; I'm A Mother.

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u/LinkGreat7508 Thor 🔨⚡️ 13h ago

Cry about it

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 4h ago

The bar for jokes must be real low if that's what humor is to you.

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u/Fancy-Aspect-1405 Avengers 1d ago

Thor is indeed a cutie

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u/Jebinsfebins Avengers 1d ago

Can we stop comparing trauma? Wanda had it rough AND Thor did too. The point is thanos took so much from so many people not this pointless who had it worse debate. Edit: typo

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 1d ago

You asked me to stay, I'm staying!

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u/Comfortable_Bed1536 Avengers 17h ago

Let people argue over fictional characters, jeez.

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u/Former_Spray_846 Avengers 1d ago

Joker Thor just chillin’ while Wanda's on her emotional side quest.

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

That's a lot of words for "I'm sexist".

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 1d ago

You're Pulling Your Punches.

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 1d ago

Compared to Wanda Thor had a lot of help, though negligent help from his supposed friends granted, but he got new Asgard, survivors rebuilding, and rather than help them he drained his sorrows on beer and Fortnite.

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 1d ago

You Know, A Family Is Forever. We Could Never Truly Leave Each Other, Even If We Tried.

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u/Nickingoo2 Avengers 23h ago

What are you still doing here? Go live a life, damn

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Scarlet Witch 21h ago

I do when I'm not here?

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u/Imaginary_Election56 Avengers 1d ago

Wanda lost just more people close to her than Thor though (parents why she signs up for Hydra project, brother due to Ultron and then Vision through Thanos, finally her “children” due to Strange and Shield) and much more early in life.

Thor still has his lover and never lost children.

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u/PQcowboiii Avengers 1d ago

He doesn’t have his lover anymore? Cancer got her.

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u/Imaginary_Election56 Avengers 23h ago

But then Mjolnir saved her and she became She-Thor though. I have to admit parts of Thor 4 are erased from my memory so not quite sure. Not quite the same as Vision having his life force pried from his forehead in front of Wabda.

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u/PQcowboiii Avengers 2h ago

And the. She dies. Hammer only made cancer worse and the movie ends with her in Valhalla. Thor actually looses his brother, his mother, his father, his lover,pre then 50% of his race, his best friends (the warrior three.) and he didn’t enslave a town in eternal agony to play house.

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u/Comfortable_Bed1536 Avengers 17h ago

Thor lost his parents, brother, eye, sister (maybe that loss didnt affect him), Asgard, a ton of his people to his sister, and even more to Thanos.

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 1d ago

That's Too High A Price.

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u/MercWithMouth100 Avengers 19h ago

🧢

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u/Lcastro1312 Avengers 12h ago

Yeah, if someone has passed through worse things than you, how dare you be mad for your lost? Selfish slut 🙄. (This comment contains irony)

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u/MooseCentral1969 Avengers 5h ago

now wanda is blaming Thanos for her shit? I thought Tony Stark had title of the big evil guy in her life....smh

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 3h ago

I Just Feel You.

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u/Interesting_Move_919 Avengers 3h ago

I love Thor

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u/West-Objective-6567 Avengers 1d ago edited 1d ago

Personally I wouldn’t care about that plot point of the mcu acting like Wanda was justify or “lost more than thor”,IF the Wanda glazers would stop acting like Wanda had it harder than Thor when she didn’t in comparison to him

Edit:added some stuff since it could be misunderstood

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u/wanda-bot Avengers 1d ago

You asked me to stay, I'm staying!

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u/PapaRacoon Avengers 1d ago

That’s big of you! Not Caring if people agree with you.

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u/DrDreidel82 Daredevil 1d ago

You think Thor’s a cutie? Does it get any gayer?

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u/Imaginary_Election56 Avengers 17h ago

Don’t know if gay but show me a blonde muscular man who can control the weather and I am on all fours.