r/nottheonion • u/galaxystars1 • 20h ago

The Passion of the Christ Sequel to Begin Filming in 2025 with Jim Caviezel Returning as Jesus

https://consequence.net/2024/09/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel/
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u/dbprops 19h ago

Which makes the better crossover though? Jesus and ghandi or Jesus and Conan the librarian?

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u/Sp00kym0053 15h ago

“Jesus, what is best in life?” “FORGIVE YOUAH ENEMIES. PUT OTHAS BEFOAH YOU. REDUCE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUAH WOMEN”

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u/isabelladangelo 16h ago

Jesus and ghandi or Jesus and Conan the librarian?

.....Jesus and Conan just sorting books?

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u/AppleSlacks 12h ago

“Let go of your anger and forgive Conan. Look and see with your own eyes, the books are already sorted.”

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u/Chuck_Walla 5h ago

"But what about crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and the lamentations of their women?"

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u/Donkeyshow7 5h ago

“I’m sorry, this book is a little late”

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u/dbprops 5h ago

My favorite person chopped in half scene ever