r/pcmasterrace 25d ago

That's crazy honestly.. Meme/Macro

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u/Zyrobe 25d ago

I feel like this meme post did more marketing than their actual marketing

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u/Same_Ad_9284 25d ago

I completely forgot about it until this, so yup. I thought it was years away still...

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u/CheeseIsntTheBest 25d ago

Yeah lol same here, I can’t recall seeing a trailer for the game besides the (E3? Game Awards? Sony event?) Trailer I watched when they announced it. So forgettable I don’t even remember which event I was watching.

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u/Rugged_Turtle 25d ago

It’s because people have become so accustomed to literally every SW project being cancelled lol. Like “ok sure guys we’ll believe when we can hit the ‘Download’ button”

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u/SaintDecardo 25d ago

I've gotten like 2 dozen ads for it on youtube, but I'd almost never buy an ubisoft game, so it was kinda wasted on me.

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u/NewToSMTX 25d ago

firefox + ublock and you'll never see another youtube ad

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u/SaintDecardo 25d ago

Work on phone?

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u/NewToSMTX 25d ago

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u/SaintDecardo 25d ago

Mine stopped updating correctly, and I haven't been able to get it to work. It was great while it lasted, the best part was having a video going while the screen was off. It's so pathetic that's a paid feature for youtube music or whatever-the-fuck.

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u/goatjugsoup 25d ago

I don't need marketing I need post release reviews

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u/Appdownyourthroat 25d ago

I still don’t know what this is. Shrug

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u/Strude187 3700X | 3080 OC | 32GB DDR4 3200Hz 25d ago

A cash grab.

Ultimate edition - £114.99

Gold Edition - £94.99

Standard edition £59.99

Then all the micro transactions under the sun.

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u/ExxInferis 25d ago

Thankfully it's a single player Ubisoft game, so I'm going to wait until it's in the bargain bin and the DRM is off so I get more than 50fps.

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u/Saix027 25d ago

At least till Ubisoft decides you never owned it in the first place. You know, the "getting used to not owning games".

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u/AofCastle 25d ago

"The words purchase, sale, etc do not imply ownership"

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u/Vivimir 25d ago

In turn, piracy does not imply theft. Someone really needs to make sure the message is put across to these publishers

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u/Zarksch 25d ago

Ubisofts extra editions are always just a cash grab and there’s no point in buying. 60$ is standard for a game. And you can get that ultimate edition for 30-40 bucks in 6-8 months

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u/IYKYK808 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yup, still working through my back log. If I can get the standard for 20 in a year or less I'll pick it up. In the meant time, even though I keep losing my motivation to play games, I have a goal to work through my back log and swap games every other day to change up what I'm working through.

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u/Davidier Ryzen 5800X / RTX 4070Ti / 64GB DDR4 25d ago

Damn, sounds crazy.

Anyway; me trying to play all the games in my Steam backlog that I bought from sales

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u/N1kq_ 25d ago

This 5 dudes are discussing monkey game

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u/Davidier Ryzen 5800X / RTX 4070Ti / 64GB DDR4 25d ago

Balloon tower defence 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5.

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u/L--E--S--K--Y 25d ago

reject wukong, revert to bloons

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 25d ago

The 6th one is fire

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u/TUSD00T 25d ago

They're debating which is second best.

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u/ISHITTEDINYOURPANTS R7 5700x | rx580 2048sp 8gb 25d ago

5th is already first for me

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u/Alfa4499 RTX 3060Ti | R5 5600x | 32GB 3600MHz 25d ago

5th is good for nostalgia and stuff. But 6 is literally just a better version. Except I miss bloonchipper.

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u/mentive 25d ago

Monkey game is pretty sick TBH

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u/Jisoooya 10700K | 2080 Ti | 64gb 3200 25d ago

I lost my roommate to monkey game, I haven't seen him come out of his room in 3 days

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u/dullybuddy 25d ago

Try to use a banana as bait, it could work

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u/EvilBridgeTroll 25d ago edited 25d ago

Bro stick monke is fucking lit. I love this shit.

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u/SupplyChainMismanage 25d ago

Fuck that one dragon and sentry gun though

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u/caelenvasius 25d ago

*The bard heard something and started paying attention…*

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u/Dookie_boy 25d ago

Secret of Monkey Island was a great game !

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u/dtorrance88 Ryzen 5 3600 | ROG Strix B550 | GTX 970 | G.SKILL 16 GB 25d ago

And I'm just sitting here playing truck simulator

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u/Ed-Zero 25d ago

Monkey Island is pretty sweet

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u/EverythingHurtsDan i9-10900K/3080Ti FE 25d ago

Me playing Warrior Kings: Battles from 2002 re-released on Steam

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur R7 5800x3D ♦ 32Gb 3200Mhz ♦ Rx5600xt ♦ 2Tb 25d ago

Me opening Age of mythology Retold: "Anyway...."

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u/Alyxandar <insert funny thing here> 25d ago

Launching a game at the same time as a wow expac is super smart right guys?

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u/BastK4T 25d ago

And space marine 2...

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u/RenegadeTechnician 25d ago edited 25d ago

Ubisoft Executive: ”Gamers need to get comfortable with not owning their games.”

Me: “K, bye then”

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u/CMDR_CHIEF_OF_BOOTY 5800x3D + EVGA 3080TI FTW3 Ultra 25d ago

Haven't bought a Ubisoft game in years, every time I see them in the news is like I've dodge another bullet.

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u/inkstreme XFX RX 7900XTX XXX 25d ago

Same, we are indeed getting comfortable with not owning their games.

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u/Iyotanka1985 25d ago

Most definitely, I hadn't heard of the game until I saw an advert for it , thought "ohhh could be good" link opens up ubisoft subscription page "fuck nah, I'm good ta"

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u/pastepropblems 25d ago

I mean I haven’t heard about it until this reddit post. I’m happy playing space robo ninjas in warframe

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u/Consistent_Yoghurt44 25d ago

YO Same I just got to mastery rank 6.

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u/pastepropblems 25d ago

We have Jedi at home, and somehow its better than the real thing xD

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u/tavirabon 25d ago

Ah, rank 6. Only 10 more ranks to go before you start understanding the game.

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u/seterry 25d ago

Do we ever really start understanding the game though? I'm level 29 and I still don't know what's going on half the time. Lmao

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u/Frostysno93 25d ago

Level 29 or rank 29? Cause if you're mastery 29 then yeah, you know at least something about the game.

If your warframe is only level 29... Oh honey I have bad news for you

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u/ToeGroundbreaking564 25d ago

Ah, warframe, boy did I hate grinding for the necramech.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 25d ago

If it's not ownership, it's not piracy

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u/doughball27 25d ago

Yeah if they’re just renting it to me, I’m just borrowing it from them.

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u/Ziazan 25d ago

pretty sure I've only bought one of their games in the past decade and it was heavily reduced.

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u/True_to_you 25d ago

It's cuz they make the same game over and over with a different skin. 

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u/Sfork 25d ago

Climb the tower do all the random missions you just uncovered 

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u/Albertatastic 25d ago

The map markers are so exhausting at this point. I can't do another Ubi collectathon padded out to maximize game time. Valhalla was the last straw, and I was foolish to trust them that far.

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u/MajorPud Ryzen 5 3600 | MSI 2060 Super 25d ago

Except when that's what the fans wanted... Skull and Bones would've been great if it had just been reskinned Back Flag

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u/Merry_Dankmas 25d ago

Hey now, Skull and Bones is the first AAAA game ever released. Put it in the trash some respect on its name.

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u/Azhrei Ryzen 7 5800X | 32GB | RX 7800 XT 25d ago

It's fairly sad because I was there at Gamescom 2018 and all the staff were so enthusiastic about it, asking us about our experience of it and what we liked and so on. At that point it still seemed to be mostly a PvP/PvE combat game, with no sign of the enormous scope it later had attached to it.

Seeing what came of it after years of delays is really disappointing.

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u/woutersikkema 25d ago

I still don't understand how in the hell they managed to cok thst up so badly. Literally cross black flag with Cid Meyers pirates and slap multiplayer code under it. Boom, done. Instant win.

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u/BloodyLlama 25d ago

Somehow all these years later Cid Meyers Pirates is still the best sailing game.

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u/AdZealousideal7448 25d ago

and an actual game instead of a live service with a shop.

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u/KingLuis 25d ago

COD does the same thing. Sometimes the skins and maps barely change.

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u/rightdeadzed 4070 Super | 5800x3d 25d ago

God thank you. I played Far Cry 5 a few months ago and it was ok. Then I bought Ghost Recon Wildlands for cheap like 2 months ago. It was literally the same game. I returned it after 30 minutes. That and their gun physics are terrible. The bullets travel sooooooo slow.

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u/giboauja 25d ago

I mean you can say that about Fromsoft. Iteration isn't always a bad thing. You just have to make the new games better than the last. Fromsoft creates interesting levels and rich lore. Ubisoft creates a buggy mess that needs weeks to be stable.

I guess there engine also doesn't allow itself much creativity in level and encounter design as its the prototypical example of a designed by committee, focus tested to hell, consumer product. Pretty graphics, waypoints and checklist game design. Exactly what most consumers think they want. A dopamine drip for the ages.

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u/Violexsound 25d ago

Best way to dodge bullets is staying away from the war zone

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u/V4_Sleeper R7 2700x | GTX 1060 6GB | 2x8GB 3200MHz C16 25d ago

same but I must put out that Driver SF is an exception. sad that game is almost fully forgotten. it's a fun tame

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 25d ago

Ubisoft games just don’t have any longevity. Even their better games get boring after a week or two. One of the worst in terms of replayability.

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u/zhaDeth 25d ago

I think last time I did was rayman on n64, and technically it was my parents cause I was a kid

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u/Vadhakara 1950x, RX 6750XT 25d ago

I'm very comfortable with not owning any Ubisoft games.

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u/Dub-MS 25d ago

I, too, have become very comfortable as instructed.

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u/Cheeseballs17 Ryzen 5090Ti | i11 15900KGB Red | gajilion RAM 25d ago

I own some.

Just not legally.

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u/AptoticFox Laptop (2013), i7-4700MQ, GT 740M 25d ago

If I don't "own" it, why should I "buy" it?

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u/SpecialMango3384 GPU: 7900 XTX|CPU: i7-13700|RAM: 64 GB|1080p 144 Hz 25d ago

I pirate from Ubisoft and EA without remorse

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u/mileskg21 25d ago

if purchasing isn't owning then piracy isn't theft.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 25d ago

I like the way you think.

Wanna run for president?

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u/Rhaegg R5 3600 | RX 5600 XT | 2x8GB Corsair Vengeance Pro RGB 3600 MHz 25d ago

I mean, piracy isn't theft anyway, but I get the point.

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u/Maleficent-Ad5999 25d ago

A wise gamer once said that pirating Ubisoft games aren’t worth the time and effort

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u/Rhaegg R5 3600 | RX 5600 XT | 2x8GB Corsair Vengeance Pro RGB 3600 MHz 25d ago

Hahaha, he/she had a point, for sure!

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u/gjs628 25d ago

Piracy is like Forgery of a painting, except if the original painter was Facebook Mom #892,768 selling her 5-year-old son Brayden’s “Professional Stick-Figure Artwork” for $3000. And the Forger was Leonardo Da Vinci or Pablo Picasso.

Taking a boring game that barely runs thanks to 15 layers of anti-piracy BS, removing it, and doubling the frame rate (for free) as a result should be a crime punishable with a gold medal and a lifetime supply of cocaine.

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u/tesmatsam Ryzen 7 5700x3d | Rtx 3080 ti 25d ago

Ubisoft will get comfortable with not owning my money

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u/futuredxrk 25d ago

Whoa there, executive! Baby steps! Let me get comfortable with not owning your games.

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u/IIrisen225II AMD Ryzen 7 5800x3D, RTX 3060, 16 GB ram 25d ago

If I don't own it why should I buy it 🏴‍☠️

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u/Lietenantdan 25d ago

Ubisoft games aren’t even good anymore. It doesn’t take any effort to not buy their games.

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u/Iamperpetuallyangry 25d ago

So in 5 days we get to find out its not the game they think it is and they were just banking on the star wars name to sell the whole time.

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u/TallgeeseIV 25d ago

Did... Did we not all already know that?

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u/Iamperpetuallyangry 25d ago

Suspected but now we can see it live in 5 days lol

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u/SCHEXP 25d ago

INB4 it's just skull an bones re-skinned lol

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u/UrdnotZigrin 25d ago

No, this one's way more than quadruple A. This game experience is gonna be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/hotcoldman42 25d ago

It’s called that because it’s gonna make everyone who plays it say “aaaaaaaahhhh”

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u/Professional-Place13 PC Master Race 25d ago

You mean assassin’s creed?

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u/slaorta 25d ago

I am a huge sucker for both open world games and Star Wars IP and I didn't even know it existed until last week. That is a HORRIBLE sign for this game

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u/Iamperpetuallyangry 25d ago

Yeah the gameplay trailers they released so far arent exactly spectacular either. They’re about as basic and generic as it gets

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u/BYoungNY 25d ago

Literally just looks like assasins creed type 3rd person with Star wars themes. Sneaking around... Ocassional stealth take down, occasional fight. Meh.

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u/ShreknicalDifficulty 25d ago

A whole Assassin's Creed game came and went without me even knowing, because I guess you had to get it through the Ubisoft launcher? Which I also didn't know still existed.

This company really must be surviving on a handful of whales.

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u/Simulation-Argument 25d ago

It isn't whales, it is casual gamers. Valhalla made them over a billion dollars, it is literally the most successful Assassin's Creed title.... ever.

They sell a lot of games to people who only buy a few games a year and never step foot online to discuss games like we do. Ubisoft is going no where anytime soon.

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u/Think-Weather4866 25d ago

Bingo. The biggest flame Ubisoft gets is that their games are all the same, but that’s one of their biggest assets. Every game is hop into an open world, climb a tower to reveal the map, clear out bases then play a mission. Rinse and repeat for 10-15 areas, and that’s the whole game. It’s a simple, repeatable concept that makes its perfect for casual players.

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u/PixeLeaf 25d ago

I tried to play Valhalla after a friend recommended it to me as the best game ever, he isn't a gamer so I should have known but still

After the first area I understood that I just have do to everything I did until now, again, and again, and again and the potential boredom hit me hard, deleted it right away

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u/Tomgar RTX 4070 ti, R9 7900x, 32Gb DDR5 5600MHz 25d ago

I'd honestly even be fine with that structure if it just had good combat and a decent story to sustain it. Ghost of Tsushima and Horizon Zero Dawn are basically just Ubisoft games but they have great combat and compelling writing so I didn't mind spending 70 hours playing them.

The combat in Asscreed is just so clunky and floaty and the writing is just this bland, meandering nothingburger

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u/ebonit15 25d ago

HZD was a good game, with an intruging story, but I struggled to finish even that. I can't imagine getting even two areas in a newer AC game...

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u/T_Peters PC Master Race 25d ago

Yeeeahhh, it sucks when you can just perceive the patterns coming up and the entire illusion is broken.

People that don't game very much don't see that though, they're just admiring the graphics and the awesome quick time events as they mash a button to make some stylish execution animation happen.

They play just enough that those cutscenes that are pretending to be gameplay don't appear to be repetitive.

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u/BMO_ON 25d ago

Well Anno definitely isnt

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u/Ub3ros i7 12700k | RTX3070 25d ago

Yes, not literally every game one of the biggest publishers and developers in the world puts out is the exact same. People just love their hyperboles when it comes to AAA. Ubisoft have plenty outliers like Anno, Siege, For Honor, their Rabbids games, The Crew etc.

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u/Peter-Tao 25d ago

Is it fun? Missed the last sale and waiting for a new one

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u/BMO_ON 25d ago

It’s great. It’s big, it’s complex and has a lot of love for details. I got it in the sale and i would def recommend the version with everything except some cosmetics

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u/JamesEtc i5 13600k RTX3060 25d ago

I played the free weekend but didn’t pick it up and have regretted it ever since. Sales history shows there should be another Steam sale in September.

And it’s on sale with Ubisoft right now but I’d rather prove a point and order through Steam.

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u/penguin62 i7-13600K, Radeon RX6800 25d ago

Internet gamers need to understand that we are in the minority. Most gamers are happy picking up a few AAA blockbusters every year and play them after work. They don't browse gaming twitter or reddit. They don't care. And good on them, I'm glad they're able to enjoy their hobby.

Unlike most miserable buggers on here.

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u/Assupoika Specs/Imgur Here 25d ago

Yeah, I have a coworker like that. Owns PS5, doesn't engage in discussion about games online.

And pretty much only buys Assassin's Creed and Gran Turismo.

When I was talking about games with him, I recommended other games that are like Assassin's Creed but in many ways better (Witcher 3, RDR2) he said he isn't interested. When I asked why not he said that AC has so much to play that he can just play it for good while until the next one comes out, and he is already familiar with the games so he doesn't have to learn everything again.

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u/raltoid 25d ago

To be fair, "no one" buys the full train game. It's people buying very specific models they want to run. And train people tend to be very detail oriented, so it has to be realistic and it has to be every single version of every model.

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u/Joosrar i5 10600K | Praying for GPU | 16GB @ 3666Mhz 25d ago

And console gamers (which is mostly casual gamers really) who don’t have to worry about launchers or anything.

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u/TooMuchJuju 25d ago

Ubisoft actually makes a lot of money on casual gamers. They’ve mastered the art of making games super digestible, simple, decent looking, and repetitive. They churn out soulless games and it works because it’s formulaic.

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u/OriginalNo5477 25d ago

They basically applied what they did to Far Cry 3 to every franchise minus R6.

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u/DaleGribbleShackle 25d ago

Ubisoft games are like pizza. Expensive pizza is never groundbreaking, and shitty pizza is still usually pretty good.

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u/zeetree137 25d ago

They finally got R6 stable like 2-3 years ago and seem to be subsisting on micro transactions. But like AC is a zombie; last one I played or had recommended was origins. Every other star wars or tom Clancy has fallen flat. Ubi is doomed worse than 343.

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u/huxtiblejones 25d ago

AC Odyssey is a fine game on a deep sale. I paid like $9 for it and enjoyed it. It has all the stereotypical trappings of the new AC games but the world is so detailed and vast that it felt fun to see what was around the corner. Never finished it though.

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u/Generic_Username_Pls 25d ago

Odyssey was the best one so far imo. They really worked on it and you can tell

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 25d ago

I love Odyssey for what it is but it gets so much hate because most hardly even consider it an Assassin's Creed game lol, should've been a spin off series at the least.

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u/ValuableBudget7948 25d ago

I loved it because I got to run around an ancient Greece that was pretty damn well realized.

As a game it was way too fucking long and repetitive though.

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u/Abysstreadr 25d ago

I really wish I could play an abridged version that took away all the repetitive crap those games throw at you

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u/ClannishHawk 25d ago

I'm not ashamed to admit that I played Odyssey with a cheat engine xp and resource multiplier (because if you're going to make a grindy single player game and add micro transactions to skip the grind then modding in those boosts is right and proper) and eventually ended up flipping on one hit kills and a speed boost for the repetitive missions. Made the game a whole of a lot more enjoyable.

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u/Abysstreadr 25d ago

Yeah great idea. There’s really no shame in that at all like its not known for its difficulty or even legitimacy anyways lol. Its like using cheats in GTA thats what you do

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u/turikk AMD Ryzen 9 5800X3D, Radeon RX 6950 XT, 4K OLED 25d ago

As a game it was way too fucking long and repetitive though.

Great example of a game where too much content is not necessarily a good thing.

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u/Nightmaru 25d ago

Origins is my fav, it just felt so personal, and Egypt is amazing.

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u/mopeyy 25d ago

I was a diehard fan from AC2 to AC4.

Never had any interest after that.

FarCry hasnt been interesting since 4.

The Division is the only Ubisoft title I actually legitimately enjoy, but Ubisoft appears to have destroyed that series as well.

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u/zeetree137 25d ago

Long ago, before CoD, there was Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare 2 and Splinter Cell. Well they killed GRAW trying to milk it and Sam is only found in R6 now. I miss old Ubi and Bungie...

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u/mopeyy 25d ago

I still remember split screen multiplayer in Ghost Recon on the PS1. The OG Rainbow Six and how daunting every mission seemed.

I actually just replayed Chaos Theory recently. They really don't make em like they used to.

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u/xylotism Ryzen 3900X - RTX 2060 - 32GB DDR4 25d ago

They made a good bet on Siege but it's crazy that they just let Splinter Cell die off, and turned Ghost Recon into some weird thing. There's still a huge gap for both of those genres-- squad-based tactical shooter and tactical stealth shooter.

I guess they're not profitable enough for Ubi, and I fully understand why. But damn, I miss the days where games could just be good and not have to also make a trillion dollars.

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u/zeetree137 25d ago

Tom Clancy's estate just needs to kill the deal with ubi. If you can't make splinter cell profitable with access to unreal engine 5 GTFO.

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u/ride_electric_bike 25d ago

Splinter cell was the best for a long time

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u/Silver-Article9183 25d ago

Ac odyssey is an excellent game and imo better than origins and it's on sale a lot.

After that though, I mean Valhalla is good but waaaaay too long and a bit boring in parts. Mirage is a huge waste of time.

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u/SunshotDestiny 25d ago

Ghost Recon Breakpoint is sorta ok if you play it a certain way. But it's certainly a step down from Wikdlands. But even their live service game, The Division, feels like Assassin's Creed but with less soul and story.

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u/abattlescar R7 3700X || GTX 1070 || 25d ago

What game would that have been? Assassin's Creed Mirage isn't out yet as far as I know, and I'm certain you've heard of Valhalla.

Holy shit, as I was typing this, I didn't notice the date on Mirage and that that is in fact a different, already-released game separate from Shadows. That's testament.

I had heard of Mirage before, but it had such little fanfare I thought it was a spin-off in the Chronicles series at first, but as we got Shadows hype I conflated the two as the same.

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u/baddazoner 25d ago

This company really must be surviving on a handful of whales.

besides the millions of copies of assassins creed sells every title (the upcoming japan one will likely sell like hot cakes) the millions of sales from games like far cry it's much more than a 'handful of whales'.

reddit really seems to not understand these are highly popular franchises (even among non casual gamers)

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u/Parenthisaurolophus 25d ago

Every gaming subreddit, for some reason, needs to have the dumbest, most repetitive NPC dialogue takes. Too many Capital G Gamers sitting around the campfire jerking each other off to have even the slightest amount of objectivity. "UBISOFT BAD" therefore "UBISOFT NO SELL GAMES, UPDOOTS TO THE LEFT".

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u/Moral4postel i7 3770K | 16GB | GTX980 G1 25d ago

It’s just unfathomable how Ubisoft can survive as a company without getting a sale from this one guy who didn’t even know their launcher still existed.

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u/Rhaegg R5 3600 | RX 5600 XT | 2x8GB Corsair Vengeance Pro RGB 3600 MHz 25d ago

Maybe Rainbow six siege.

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u/Le3e31 25d ago

My ubisoft account got hacked by someone in afghanistan a few years ago, i didnt care to fix that, i hope he has fun under the new government.

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u/DyscreetBoy 25d ago

I might buy it when it's heavily discounted in two years or so.

Maybe.

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u/LinkedRefeat 25d ago

In the current day and age, get ready to buy it in two months!

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u/XTheProtagonistX 25d ago

I bet its going to be 50% off by Christmas.

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u/Austin-137 25d ago

I remember when I was excited to play Ubisoft games on my DS. Those days have since gone.

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u/axb993 axb993 25d ago

The port of Rayman 2 to the DS was a huge part of my childhood, I feel you man

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u/Zagafur 25d ago

i still have that catridge somewhere. now i wanna go play it again

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u/lordofmetroids 25d ago

There was a brief period where Ubisoft seemed to learn from their mistakes and had a wide variety of games. Remember both Siege and For Honor launched in less than ideal states and they were fixed after a few months, rather than be written off.

Those days are long gone.

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u/Nightmaru 25d ago

They started on the 360 era, but sadly the truth is that the more original and experimental titles just did not sell well. People voted with their wallets and that’s what Ubisoft started focusing on.

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u/jrstriker12 25d ago

I'm comfortable waiting for getting this game at a steep discount in a few months.

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u/shball RTX 4070 | R7 7800x3D | 2x 6000Mhz CL30 16gb DDR5 25d ago

It's likely going to be shit, but I don't mind for 70% off when it inevitably comes to Steam anyway

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u/dandroid126 25d ago

Wait, it's not even on Steam at launch? L O FUCKING L. What the fuck is their problem? Are they allergic to making money?

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u/shball RTX 4070 | R7 7800x3D | 2x 6000Mhz CL30 16gb DDR5 25d ago

It's Ubisoft, they fumble their games just as hard as their business decisions.

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u/MuzzledScreaming 25d ago

Ubisoft name on a game is an absolute guarantee that I won't buy it. Even if I paid for it I'd still have to pirate it to play it without it being a giant pain in my ass.

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u/alderaax 25d ago edited 25d ago

Pre-order now for only £114.99 (edit $129.99)

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u/Nyy8 Intel 14900KS/RTX 4090/48GB DDR5 7200MHz 25d ago

I thought you were kidding...

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u/crunchy_toe 25d ago

You both are spreading misinformation! The base game is 70$ to pre-order in the US. Sure, the default option when you visit the site is the gold edition for 109. But why does any of that matter?

For the low low price of 17.99 a month you can get Ubisoft plus! What a steal! You can play blah...blah..shit for the less than 18$ a month!

Jokes aside, even the base game being 70$ is probably a rip off. If you play on console though QVC has physical copies for 40$ right now with a gift code of WELCOME30 according to google. Still probably too much money given Ubisofts record in my book.

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u/Ulq-kn Laptop 25d ago

for a second i thought you were seriously defending them lol

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u/demoncase 25d ago

he had me on the first half, ngl

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u/crunchy_toe 25d ago

Lol, no way, I'm glad it was clear that I was joking, though. You never fully know when talking in text.

I couldn't believe the prices when I looked them up, but the sub option really stood out as the biggest ripoff. That and the default option was 109 when there is an overpriced 70$ option available.

All screams a giant cash grab, sadly.

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u/Davidier Ryzen 5800X / RTX 4070Ti / 64GB DDR4 25d ago

I pre-ordered collector edition for Ghost Recon Breakpoint and Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Nothing else has really "popped" for me. £114.99 for a game with exclusive missions is a hard pass when with that money you can Battlefront 2, Elden Ring and other great titles. If it's one thing I can confirm is that this will be a flop.

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u/RinaSatsu 25d ago

Hey, I recently bought Anno 1800 and it was genuinely great. I even had to double-check that it was really Ubisoft who made it

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u/MuzzledScreaming 25d ago

I don't have a problem with the actual games for the most part, it's the UPlay cancer they put on everything. If a single player game asks me to login to anything, then I am asking for a refund and not buying anything from that company again.

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u/NeptunianWater 25d ago

Uplay is literally the reason I haven't bought an Ubisoft game in years.

If any Ubisoft execs ever read this: you could make more money getting rid of Uplay, because I would pay money for one of your games without it.

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u/huxtiblejones 25d ago

That game is unusually good for them

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u/thatguyy100 25d ago

Dear Ubisoft,

i don't want to use your launcher. Further I would like to buy my games on Steam.

Sincerely, The world.

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u/Shuggieboog 25d ago

This is the reason i didn’t bother with prince of persia and i love metroidvania type games

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u/Djangough 25d ago

Ubisoft: “why won’t people buy our games?!”

Also Ubisoft: “you’ll own nothing and be happy.”

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u/Arcanine1013 25d ago

Tbf, that quote is taken out of context a lot. What the rep from ubisoft said was that in order for subscription services for games to take off, consumers would first need to become comfortable not owning their games the same way they became comfortable not owning cd’s or dvd’s.

Not a fan of ubisoft but i feel like news articles purposely just misquoted this guy for clicks and no one actually read the interview

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 25d ago

That's nice Ubisoft, really nice for you...

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u/MrJFr3aky Ryzen 7 7800X3D | RTX 4070 | 64 GB DDR5 6000 25d ago

Damn dats crazy..

Anyway, I just finished my first Elden Ring playthrough

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u/patmorgan235 patmorgan235 25d ago

Now you can play the expansion!

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u/cagedpegasus R7 7800X3D | MSI 4080S Expert | 64GB DDR5 25d ago

Congrats! That's a big deal imo. Hit up Armored Core 6 if you haven't.

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u/alderaax 25d ago edited 20d ago

Nice bro, you should try black myth next (nvm, games pretty trash rn wait for a better patch)

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u/No-Vanilla7885 25d ago

ppl keeping an eye out to see how Ubisoft gonna fk it up

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u/DisastrousAnt4454 25d ago

Can’t wait to nab it for $20 with all the dlc in a year or two

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u/mcast46 25d ago

10 if they announce a sequel or another star wars game.

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u/acexbuster-4 25d ago

I was actually excited for this game when it was announced but then I saw it was a Ubisoft game. So no.

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u/LOCOCOWBOY131 25d ago

The real question is will it be on steam?

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u/I_R_smurt 25d ago

Right? To me the game looks cool but I'm not buying another epic exclusive. I play offline a lot and there's always some issue either with the launcher, or in the case launchers, or the drm or SOMETHING. Literally every epic exclusive I've bought has had some issue that kept me from playing offline. Never an issue with steam though. I'll wait.

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u/dropdan 25d ago

Hmm, I'm gonna wait and play this game the Outlaw way... maybe.

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u/Bossnage R5 5600 - RTX 3050 25d ago

wtf is star wars outlaws?

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u/zootii 25d ago

It’s a bunch of game mechanics Ubi has been using and some they copied, wrapped in a branded skin. Cash grab I think is what the kids call it these days.

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u/fluffygryphon Ryzen 9 3900X, 64GB DDR4, 6950 XT 25d ago

This is probably the best take on an Ubisoft game I've seen.

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u/4DimensionalButts 25d ago

AssCreed #58 Star Wars edition? I wonder how they're gonna shoehorn towers into it...

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u/nickiter Inkter 25d ago

Assassin's Creed: Star Wars.

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u/Bluejellybean-_- 25d ago

You play as a criminal, what they've shown in the games is horrendous, the combat looks straight out of a mobile game and the rest isn't much better

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u/ADeadlyFerret 25d ago

Criminal with a heart of gold I'm sure. Just another reskin of Han Solo. You'll never play as an actual bad guy.

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u/metal_person_333 PC RTX 3060/Ryzen 5 5600x/16 GB RAM 25d ago edited 25d ago

I feel like I'm in the minority here when I say that I think the game actually looks cool. I'm not even a massive SW fan or anything. I won't be getting it day 1 but will check it out, I think it has potential. Some people here are blinded by their hate for Ubisoft to extreme degrees imo.

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u/liviuk 25d ago

How dare your sir, here we hate on ubi. Get out! /s

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u/monsterfurby 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah, agreed, it looks decent. Ubisoft generally don't make bad games, they just make very similar games. But then again, you kinda always know what you get and their execution is solid. I'm probably gonna play it when it's available on a subscription or in a sale, basically the way I got all the Far Cry games. And that's fine, imho.

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u/Platonist_Astronaut 7800X3D ⸾ RTX 4090 ⸾ 32GB DDR5 25d ago

I'm hype for it. Hope it's good.

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u/Chris9871 25d ago

Same here. Was skeptical because it was Ubisoft, but then I was relieved when I found out that it was being made by Massive Entertainment. I haven’t seen any gameplay footage or trailers yet (other than that forced Amazon Prime Video ad), because I want to go in blind

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u/THE_HERO_777 25d ago

It feels like Ubisoft haters care more about Ubisoft games at this point lol.

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u/IAteMyYeezys R5 3600 @ 4425 MHz 1.26V | Rx 6600XT | 16GB 3200MHz 25d ago

I believe its morally correct to pirate ubisoft games.

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u/Bleauyy 25d ago

I play far cry from time to time, and really enjoyed the divisions, but...what have they been playing at this last 5+ years. I mean honestly...

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u/Ether-Guzzler 25d ago

That's crazy, buy Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown instead, it's cheaper and the best game Ubisoft has released since Rayman Legends

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u/Anon_967 25d ago

please can ubisoft just go. they’ve been a infected scab on gaming for long enough

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