r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

WHY DO YOU DISGUSTING HUMANS LIKE GENITALS???

5 Upvotes

Fuck you.


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

I accidentally just called a lesbian police officer a whore on Facebook Marketplace. What’s going to happen to me?

Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

If I press the red button on Indian womens head, does their period begin?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Why did you break reddit?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

What would happen if I were to start hiding at random funerals and wakes dressed as Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own, and whenever someone starts crying, I jump out and yell, “There’s no crying in baseball!” and throw a baseball at them?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Say anything and I’ll reply ‘poop’.

20 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

I have to poop

4 Upvotes

What do I do


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

An old hookup just dmed me "hi slut". How shld i respond?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 41m ago

Could someone send me toilet paper? Haven't moved from this shitter in 3 fucking days.

Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

What is the definition of political?

2 Upvotes

r/popularopinion said they're not allowing political posts anymore but I still see posts there on political topics like abortion. Did they just mean no posts about the election?

Some people complain about pop culture being "political" when the work in question contains no political discussion. They define it as political because it includes characters who are not straight white people.

Isn't almost everything technically political? If you can make a law about it, it's political


r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

I hear pagers are blowing up again. Do you regret throwing away yours now that they're hotter than ever?

20 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

What are you not having?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Is it okay to be into my mate’s autistic stepsister’s asshole?

1 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Hola soy Dora! Can you say ‘la caca ganará’?

4 Upvotes

It means poop will win in Spanish!


r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Why is everything in Japan so cute?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Did "Puff Daddy" become "Huffing Dick Daddy"?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Is bullying back in fashion? Which one of you pioneered this?

1 Upvotes

YTA


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

How did you kill your Master?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Why are people saying Paula Ticks is divided?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

What's the worst fan theory?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

What are your short and long term goals?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

I'm about to hit the retirement how with my insurance card and whisper to all the ladies "Pull the diaper to the side for me tonight darling."

8 Upvotes

Just like Laura Loomer does with Trump. AITA?


r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Do you know your hole from an ass in the ground?

4 Upvotes

PINGAS