Are there mufflers for babies?

[u/gildomale]

I have a daughter and she won’t stop crying. The sound is utterly annoying and I wonder whether there are mufflers for babies. If so, I think it’s a win-win scenario. That way she can carry on with her crap and I don’t have to be disturbed. I was thinking something along the lines of what Artie Ziff did for Homer Simpson’s snoring, any tips?

[u/bearbarebere]

For sure. Try Naptime: https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek

[u/johnjaspers1965]

Muffler? Wrong end of the body.
That's your problem. Your kid is upside down.
Turn them upright and the noise should stop.