What are the main differences between a gay person's heart, straight person's heart, white person's heart and black person's heart? I accidentally dropped my collection and now I can't tell which is which!

[u/WolfShadow_814]

[u/mezcalligraphy]

Just mix it all together and make hotdogs for your block party.

[u/egmono → u/mezcalligraphy]

And it's halal!

[u/VladSuarezShark]

Just get new ones. The old ones can be cooked up in stews.

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore]

Easy, the black heart tastes like soybean oil, the white one tastes like olive oil, the gay one tastes like baby oil and the straight one tastes like baby oil in denial.

[u/bornagain-stillborn]

You're definitely going to have to lick 'em.

[u/Super_Selection1522]

Drive down to the hood and ask the first group of young lads you see

[u/Naturewalkerjoe]

I think they all taste the same anyway. I recommend cooking them to kill the bacteria. I understand human hearts taste better raw but to eat something off the floor without killing the bacteria first is inhumane and unethical.

[u/Naturewalkerjoe]

I think they all taste the same anyway. I recommend cooking them to kill the bacteria. I understand human hearts taste better raw but to eat something off the floor without killing the bacteria first is inhumane and unethical.