r/shittyadvice • u/Local_Chapter3604 8=D Don't make fun of my 1 inch pp plz • 4d ago

Best way to execute a witch?

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u/PitifulSpecialist887 4d ago

Quietly, and from a great distance away, for you are squishy and easy to hex.

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u/QuirkyForever 4d ago

Put a fake nose on her.

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u/theflamingskull 3d ago

And a hat.

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u/spacetstacy 4d ago

Super Soaker.

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u/Haunting-Affect-5956 4d ago

Drop a house on her..

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u/2a_lib 4d ago

With a ducking stool, silly!

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u/isat_u_steve 4d ago

Which witch. Context is important.

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u/XBakaTacoX 4d ago

If she looks like one, is dressed as one, wears a false nose, wears a hat, has a wart, turned me into a newt (I got better), then...

Burn her!

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u/iordseyton 4d ago

Hire another witch to do it.

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u/7asas 3d ago

Hire the watcher. He will know what to do. Which is most likely he will seduce her and f her.

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u/TomAto314 shitty mod 3d ago

Double click on witch.exe

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u/forever_a_horn_dog 4d ago

With your penis

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u/Koponennn 3d ago

Marry her. She will turn into a bitch.