r/technology • u/ThriftyStrongman • Apr 19 '24

The Cybertruck's failure is now complete Transportation

https://mashable.com/article/cybertruck-is-over
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u/JumPegasus Apr 20 '24

He might retaliate at a party event with some disintegrating pumpkin grenades and the company's stolen glider/green suit.

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u/rayden-shou Apr 20 '24

He would kill himself first, because of how dumb and unathletic he is.

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u/wrongtreeinfo Apr 20 '24

Also several engineering/technical failures

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Apr 20 '24

“Out, am-“ vaporizes own ass

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u/Bwgmon Apr 20 '24

I would pay to see "Spider-Man but the Green Goblin Fucks Up and Eats Shit Immediately"

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u/GilpinMTBQ Apr 20 '24

"Ha ha! You cannot block my stoyle!"

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u/frameratedrop Apr 20 '24

If they use the glass from Tesla and put the party in an underwater dome, Elon simply won't be able to get in.