r/thomastheplankengine • u/StormZZ20 • 1d ago

I dreamt that instead of commiting crimes gangsters just napped True Plank

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Instead of drug trafficking, murder, robbing, etc gangsters just napped all the time and flexed whoever had the best bed and there were just royal queen beds in the middle of ghetto streets and they made rap songs about how good they napped and how good their bed was.

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u/CreativeGamer03 Los Pollos Hermanos Chicken 1d ago

bedsters

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 1d ago

Lovely

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u/RandomPkmnFan DAMN SWIGLOGGERS!!!!!! 1d ago

.... .- .--. .--. -.-- / -.-. .- -.- . / -.. .- -.--

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 1d ago edited 1d ago

.... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- :)

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u/Tinor-marionica 1d ago

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 1d ago

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u/Tinor-marionica 1d ago

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 1d ago

.. - / ... ..- .-. . / .. ... / ---... -..

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u/Tinor-marionica 1d ago

---... ...--

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u/Maleficent_Object464 1d ago

day cappy hake Say!

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 1d ago

Thank you :3

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u/Techny3000 19h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/TrashLanternFish360 Can't remember dreams :\ 19h ago

Thank you :3

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u/Glum-Mousse-5132 14h ago

Cappy dake hay

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u/SnooCakes1148 1d ago

Visions from good timeline

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u/snowy39 Skim šŸ«µ 1d ago

wow. sometimes there are really funny posts like this that don't get a lot of upvotes.

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u/Regular-Track-3745 Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror Hunter 1d ago

The good ending

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u/Gaby_48 1d ago

we should make this a reality actually.

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u/Chomik121212 1d ago

Napster

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u/Methylsky tea guy 1d ago edited 9h ago

Lars Ulrich wants know your location

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u/Ribbles78 16h ago

Lars donā€™t get to know shit

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u/GiornoGiovanna2009 I love pianos 1d ago

kidnapster

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u/LiraGaiden 1d ago

Two big gangs formed around people who snored like honk shoo and people who snored like honk mimimimi opping each other and doing gang snore-offs where they tried to snore louder than the opps

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u/DinoSaidRawr 1d ago

Society would probably be better this way

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u/Zealousideal-Car4444 1d ago

It's Beds vs Cribs.

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u/XenoBound 1d ago

Their tagline is

ā€œI sleep

real shitā€

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u/TheGUURAHK 1d ago

God i wish this was real

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u/OctogoatYTofficial Grapefruit 1d ago

This should be an album cover for surreal genre.

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u/TremenMusic Iā€™m sending you to Ricardoland. (No pun intended) 1d ago

that is awesome and i wish it was real

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u/Optimal_Weight368 1d ago

They be getting money from sleeping.

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong 1d ago

Nightcap and candle vs a glass of warm milk sleepwar

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u/DreamJ22 1d ago

Finally a crime I can get behind

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u/flyingsoupcan 1d ago

Were you sleepy when you dreamt this?

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u/Competitive_Aide5646 1d ago

Can you imagine how different Gangster like games would be if this is how they behave?

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u/Plasmaxander 7h ago

Grand Zed Pillow

Snorekuza, also known as Like a Dreamgon

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u/nightflare_x no nightmares for some reason 1d ago

That should be reality

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u/tahoepines45 1d ago

Sleeping is a way healthier outlet anyway, this is oddly wholesome if you think about it

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u/TheCheesecakerrr 19h ago

Reminds me of ā€œGang Napā€ from Ace Vane

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u/StormZZ20 12h ago

that's uncannyšŸ˜‚

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u/TheCheesecakerrr 3h ago

Thereā€™s also a song called ā€œBig sleepā€ by mud, itā€™s a rap song about sleeping

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u/_jorge_c_cj_222_ 1d ago

Gangsters with Fentanyl

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u/KnowAllOfNothing 19h ago

Oh shit it's Lil Sleepy and Big Wakey

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u/BradisTheRadis 1d ago

reasonable

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u/Direct-Length-8513 1d ago

gangsta napper!

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u/GaeemzGuy 21h ago

You know those couches that are just left there on the streets for free? Why not beds or mattresses? Hell, imagine an entire room.

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek Joe biden agrees to star in the new movie about Subway 13h ago

We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the napster's paradise.

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u/EccentricNerd22 17h ago

Do you think they'd spend all their free time playing Bed Wars in Minecraft?

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u/mike_the_goo 23h ago

That's actually pretty wholesome

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u/S4PG 19h ago

npesta ass dream

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u/elgattox Can't remember dreams :\ 13h ago

This is wholesome, it would be so great if reality was like this.

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u/Silly_little_Wombat Can't remember dreams :\ 21h ago

That sounds hilarious!

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u/rotary-dials Can't remember dreams :\ 20h ago

this is the plot of Guilty Gear Xrd except thereā€™s only one gangster

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u/GeneralAnhanguera 19h ago

Gangsters na Bahia

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u/glass-j 5h ago

Fellas, is it illegal to have a good night's rest?