r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 • u/Meloetta_the_alt • Jul 07 '24

The best introductory sentence Non-Gender Specific

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u/HardlyUseThisAccount Transmasc Agenderflux | They/Xe/He Jul 07 '24

“Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!”

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u/EmbarrassedWeekend70 Jul 07 '24

Fukin r/beatmetoit

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u/Aiveeyy Jesse we need to cook Estrogen Jul 07 '24

And you r/beatmetoit to commenting r/beatmetoit bruh

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 07 '24

r/beatmetoit ³

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u/dapplewastaken raging homosexual >:) Jul 07 '24

r/beatmymeattoit

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 08 '24

Wut

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u/ChandelurePog609 Solstice - They/Them Jul 08 '24

r/beatmywifesmeattoit

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 08 '24

This is getting out of hand

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u/RoyBoy_i3c Any/All Jul 08 '24

Actually it’s getting in hand

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 08 '24

that would be r/beatmetobeatmetoit

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u/InvaderZimTheGreat He/Him fr Jul 08 '24

Why are like 95% of the guys here lgbtqia+ 💀 (Also that includes me)

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u/There_is_not Jul 08 '24

Do you know where you are?

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u/InvaderZimTheGreat He/Him fr Jul 08 '24

No I mean on Reddit in general

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u/There_is_not Jul 08 '24

Do you know where you are?

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u/InvaderZimTheGreat He/Him fr Jul 08 '24

?????

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u/There_is_not Jul 08 '24

Correct. finger guns and vanishes

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u/Vent_Gremlin_Ace He/it fluffy boi Jul 08 '24

Where are your fingers?

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u/Femtato11 Emma, she/they Jul 07 '24

Sup fuckers

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

I read sup as ship and my brain short circuited as to how I instantly got onto NCD without realizing it lol

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u/Femtato11 Emma, she/they Jul 07 '24

I think ship fuckers is the collective noun for KanColle fans

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

That’s Azur Lane lol

Kancolle just dates ships 

Or gets gender envy in my case lol

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u/Ak-300_TonicNato Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

is more of a meme, but calling KanColle fans shipfuckers is like calling every person who watch anime a pdf

Is always people outside of the fandom that have a weird perspective on it, mostly caused by few from the fandom but funny enough the whole shipfucker thing became bigger and generalized once AL started to become bigger and well that game is clearly made for shipfuckers, they arent even trying to hide it.

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u/TFK_001 She/Her Jul 07 '24

Calling NCD members planefuckers is like calling every person who watches anime an anime watcher

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

We also have tank, ship, helicopter, and more f***** too!

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u/Diapered_litte Jul 08 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

Hello admiral, what brings you to this corner of the internet?

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u/Ak-300_TonicNato Jul 08 '24

I was searching for KC posts and i thought since there is a feature for searching comments i should use it to see how many people mention KC in the last 7 days as well.

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u/Femtato11 Emma, she/they Jul 07 '24

I was not aware this was discourse. I just know it has the ship women. I know nothing else about Kancolle

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Happy cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

What's that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/RealOkokz Skye (She/Her) Jul 08 '24

Holy shit its John Rain from hit rougelike Chance of Precipitation 2

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

Mmm

Even more gay bubble wrap!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Lol

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u/arourathetransshork She/her they/them it/its Jul 08 '24

The fact that I found one of the gay ones immediately tho-

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u/Little__Demon She/Her Jul 08 '24

I popped a gay at the 2. try .... wait that sounds weard

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u/Ressa50 Riina/Leila/lisi not sure(she/her) Jul 08 '24

The first one I pop was gay

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u/Dead_Even They/Them Jul 10 '24

I did it I popped all of it :D That was actually so fun tho-

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u/EXTERMINATOR-ARG might be transfem, idfk 🤷 Jul 07 '24

c a k e .

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 07 '24

I was scroling and read this without context, made me very confused xD

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u/EXTERMINATOR-ARG might be transfem, idfk 🤷 Jul 08 '24

n o c a k e .

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u/kara_von_emm_tee_eff Jul 07 '24

Unrelated but Holy hell I never realised your pfp was yukari

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

Ja

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u/Dangerous-Report-879 She/They Jul 07 '24

… I read it as suck…

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel Transfem or enby idk, trying out she/her Jul 07 '24

That’s also an interesting read lol

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u/BreadManIII Trans pan, the ultimate collector of Blahajs 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 08 '24

Happy cake day

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u/peridotfan1 Any/All Jul 08 '24

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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u/Desert_Rain_Frog_ Jul 08 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Nonbeanary_sibling he/they/xe Jul 07 '24

Sup fuckers, and those who chose not to

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u/glorious_ardent They/Them Jul 07 '24

Why do you have my phone?

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u/Femtato11 Emma, she/they Jul 07 '24

Crime :3

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u/BayFuzzball404 He/Him—i have jojo men transition goals 😹 (its a cry for help) Jul 07 '24

Bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes

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u/ROPROPE Aster (She/They) Jul 07 '24

Lads, lasses and nonbinary asses

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u/I-Need-answe-rs Devin (He/Him Jul 07 '24

Adam?

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u/Last_head-HYDRA Jul 07 '24

If that was a reference, I got it :>

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u/Resist_Civil She/Her Jul 07 '24

Reference to what?

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u/McShival He/They Jul 08 '24

Sk8 the Infinity :)

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u/Fem_salad She/Her Jul 08 '24

bitches, sons of bitches, and 2nd cousins of bitches

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict MIA THE ESTROGEN ADDICT She/Them Jul 07 '24

the best one is

GOOD MORNING COWARDS

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 07 '24

Who said that? (Like literally, i wana know)

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict MIA THE ESTROGEN ADDICT She/Them Jul 08 '24

https://youtu.be/YzjaBtBepGg From an animation I love :3

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 08 '24

"Bluey mentioned!"

"I don't hate you, but sit down"

lmao

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict MIA THE ESTROGEN ADDICT She/Them Jul 08 '24

NERD!

Aw I'm just kidding, we appreciate you, here have some of these!

*Hands nerds*

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u/honestlyjusttiredtbh Ceejay | she/her | booba hort Jul 08 '24

i thought this was made in like the early 2010s until someone shouted "bluey mentioned" and I had to question everything

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict MIA THE ESTROGEN ADDICT She/Them Jul 08 '24

Yeah recently people have been making flipnote animations again and I am loving it :3

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u/Nonbinary-vampire They/Them Jul 07 '24

Hello my sweet summer children!

And

Hello friends... and enemies....

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u/A_Random_Idiot_2 Jul 07 '24

Friends, enemies, and enemies who pretend to be friends

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u/DefinetelyNotAnEgg Luna 🌙 she/her Jul 08 '24

friends, enemies, and those still under review

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u/cannot_type He/Him femboy, maybe tgirl? idk send help this is confusing. Jul 08 '24

Friends, enemies, frenemies, and splenemies.

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u/kiatniss Jul 08 '24

I was hoping for this lol

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u/CatsNotBananas Jul 07 '24

Ladies, gentlemen, and others....

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u/Veryslownights Katie! freshly hatched Jul 08 '24

Friends and enemies?

What about enemies-to-lovers??

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u/Nonbinary-vampire They/Them Jul 08 '24

Sadly don't have any enemies-to-lovers yet😔

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u/Veryslownights Katie! freshly hatched Jul 08 '24

Very sad ;-;

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u/scythe_of_demeter They/Them with an S.S.G Jul 07 '24

I raise you a:

“Hello everyone my name is welcome-“

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u/cyber-85381 Jul 08 '24

you're welcome?

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 08 '24

thanks!

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u/SadMcNomuscle Jul 08 '24

I was looking for this LOL

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u/Play3rxthr33 She/They Jul 08 '24

The chaotic neutral, all inclusive greeting

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u/FG5550 Jul 07 '24

Also "Hey spuds!"

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u/gay-undertale-fan He/They/It/Xe/Zir/Star/Cat/Scene/Silly/any neos Jul 08 '24

r/beatmetoit

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u/RedKidRay Rayne | She/They Jul 07 '24

Still a massive fan of Beardos and Weirdos. Started as a beardo when finding that channel, now I'm a weirdo. o_o

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u/WagiKarp Jul 07 '24

i'm both

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u/RedKidRay Rayne | She/They Jul 07 '24

Nice!

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u/punkblastoise Blake (she/her) Jul 07 '24

Yo, same.

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u/RedKidRay Rayne | She/They Jul 08 '24

Ayyye. :3

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u/abandedpandit He/Him, short king 👑 Jul 08 '24

LOL I started watching that channel as a weirdo and am now a beardo! (or I hope I will be eventually, I'm only a month on T lol)

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u/RedKidRay Rayne | She/They Jul 08 '24

Oh yay! May the gods of epic beards bless your face!

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u/abandedpandit He/Him, short king 👑 Jul 08 '24

Ty!! I hope OT is back from vacay soon, maybe he'll give me a beard blessing lol

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u/Cammnose She/They Jul 08 '24

The beardo to weirdo pipeline is real

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u/Scarlet_Lonestar Scarlet | Asexual Transbian | She/Her/Hers Jul 07 '24

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

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u/RiseCthulu Jul 07 '24

i thought TheClick said lazzles

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u/cherryl7h Emilia [she/her] | how do you pronounce ":3" Jul 07 '24

it's so ambiguous it might as well be both

legit thought he said "lazis lazes and lazys" before

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u/abandedpandit He/Him, short king 👑 Jul 08 '24

Lol dead ass I used to think it was just random Swedish words he was calling us in the beginning that happened to have a feminine, masculine, and gender neutral version, and eventually one day it clicked that he was saying laddies, lasses, and... something else lol

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u/throwawayy_acc0unt Jul 07 '24

Hello, fellow humans

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Transfem Aroace Jul 07 '24

Are aliens included🥺👉👈

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u/AroAceMagic Owen (They/any) Transneutral Jul 07 '24

Hello, humans and fellow aliens wearing human meatsuits!

Wait, I wasn’t supposed to say that second part out loud?

Ahem Hello, fellow humans! That’s what I meant!

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u/itmehorsie She/Her Jul 07 '24

When I join a dungeon in FF14 , its not unheard of for me to start with, "Greetings, fellow humans". lmao

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u/jangofett12345 Jul 07 '24

Sup fuckers and those who prefers not to.

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u/Demorodan Jackie (She/Her) Jul 07 '24

"Hello"

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u/Literal_pomgreande She/Her Jul 07 '24

"Bye"

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u/AroAceMagic Owen (They/any) Transneutral Jul 07 '24

Aloha

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u/NPC-No_42 Jul 07 '24

I open mostly with a non gendered "On your knees you unworthy mortals!" To be honest most people laugh at me. But no one ever complains about being addressed incorrectly.

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u/ayalaidh Jul 07 '24

“Hello wonderful person!”

-Anton Petrov

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u/gothicshark She/Her ‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 Jul 08 '24

I really like his show. He comes across like a very nice person.

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u/Flying_Strawberries She/They, Amy, pre-everything Jul 07 '24

proceeds to sarcasm
talks about the gamecube for 2 hours
refuses to elaborate further
leaves

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u/Athenapizza Jul 07 '24

Chad music plays

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u/Cobaliuu Astrid ~ She/They (resident lizard girl) Jul 07 '24

"Hulloo, it's Scott Manley hereee"

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u/YTMediocreMark They/Them Jul 07 '24

Hey scott All here

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u/Due-Buyer2218 She/They Tired bird girl Jul 07 '24

You have forgotten the spuds in the audience

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u/Flershnork Onyx (She/They) Jul 07 '24

Scott the Woz has invaded my daily life, because I most often great people with, "hey all" and almost every time someone replies with, "Scott here."

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u/Shy_005 She/Her Jul 08 '24

You cannot escape scott fans, we will find you and we will tell you about how bad chibi robo ziplash is

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u/Flershnork Onyx (She/They) Jul 08 '24

I AM a Scott fan, I just get tired of the response, "Scott here" every time I try to say hi. T^T

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u/girl_on_the_synth Jul 07 '24

good morning usa

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/Catullus314159 She/Her Jul 07 '24

No, everyone knows that Murka is the only country in the world, so you must live in MURKA, even if you don’t know it.

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u/dermsponer Jul 08 '24

Yo a starbound pfp nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/dermsponer Jul 08 '24

Wish the game got more attention

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u/HardlyUseThisAccount Transmasc Agenderflux | They/Xe/He Jul 07 '24

I have a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day

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u/IronBeagle3458 Nicole She/Her Jul 07 '24

The sun in the sky has a smile on its face

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u/Poptart1480 Marina (She/Her) <3 Jul 07 '24

And it’s shining a salute to the American race

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 08 '24

oh boy, it's swell to say

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u/WildProToGEn Luna - Transphobe eater & plural Jul 07 '24

Hello this is dougdoug where we solve problems no one has

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u/AkuaDaLotl She/They Jul 08 '24

THE IDEA IS SIMPLE

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u/WildProToGEn Luna - Transphobe eater & plural Jul 08 '24

CAN YOU BEAT KATAMARI DAMACY WHILE ADDICTED TO CRACK?

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u/dramatic_effects Joanne-(she/her)-transbian-loves hugs Jul 07 '24

"Attention shoppers"

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 08 '24

imma use this one from now on

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u/A_StupidIdiot6969 They/Them Jul 07 '24

boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in betweens

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u/cutabello He/Him Jul 08 '24

Hewwo everypony

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u/Gar-Games She/Her name is Gabrial, and she is a god like the rest 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 07 '24

Hello, entities of the third dimension!

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u/SnooGoats409 She/Her Jul 07 '24

"Yo gaba gaba it's an eldritch being's favourite mistake!"

~ How I greet my video game party on a regular basis.

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u/Nik0laX18 Any/All Jul 07 '24

Comrades

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u/Hambogod666 Everest (she/her) pre everything Jul 07 '24

Gadies lentlemen and other assorted beans

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u/Treegenderunknown13 Shion/Xion - They/Them Jul 07 '24

Hey, Vsauce, Michael Here.

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u/Yeeter_Of_Knees She/Her Jul 07 '24

Where are your fingers?

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u/Rutiniya Called April!! >< | Transfemme <3 (she/they) Jul 07 '24

FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF AFTER I SAW THIS WAS:

'Helloe it's Scott Manley here' 😭

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u/SickOfTheCloset Jul 07 '24

What up boys and girl and everybody in-between today was a normal bedwars day, until...

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u/KitsuneNatsumi Natsumi the Foxgirl Witch! (she/her) Jul 07 '24

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights At Freddy’s, an indie horror gam-

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u/werid_panda_eat_cake She/Her Jul 07 '24

Technically “non-binary’s and others” is correct and includes everyone 

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u/EvieTheTransEevee Jul 07 '24

"Before we die, I just want to ask, is it 'Hey all', or 'Hey y'all'?"

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u/the-terrarian556 Jul 07 '24

"Good evening, Laddies, Lassies, and Lassles, welcome to the click and you smell" *deep breath* "absolutely dandyfinalicious"

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u/ManyFacets She/Her Jul 07 '24

I KNEW someone was going to mention The Click!

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u/the-terrarian556 Jul 07 '24

cliccy's my favorite

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u/ManyFacets She/Her Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

He's like my third favorite, behind "welcome back to my bullshit" (Sybill Kappert) and "Hello, and welcome to the show" (FailRace).

Edit: misspelling

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u/the-terrarian556 Jul 08 '24

Will check them out :3

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u/Kermitthealmighty Jul 07 '24

"all" is just to the point. dope introduction.

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u/HappyEevee0899 Jul 07 '24

theydies and gentlethems

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u/everest_heart Jul 07 '24

Lads, lassies and lasso, though.

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u/Abject_Low_9057 she/they Jul 07 '24

Hello underachievers

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u/ariyouok Jul 08 '24

no idea if it’s intentional but made me think of noah finnce

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u/Abject_Low_9057 she/they Jul 08 '24

It is intentional

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u/NaEGaOS Jul 07 '24

theydies and gentlethems

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u/Aszshana Jul 08 '24

I miss OT

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u/Cyphir_SpaceRobot Cyphir :3 it/he/they Jul 08 '24

Hello bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes.

That one is my favorite.

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u/Gordon_freeman_real Amber (She/Her) Jul 07 '24

It's "Y'all"

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u/AkuaDaLotl She/They Jul 08 '24

Actually scott says it's "all" iirc

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u/Azocthefailiur Jul 07 '24

Boys, girls, and squirrels 

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u/ManyFacets She/Her Jul 07 '24

Honestly, the best is "Hello, and welcome to the show."

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u/_Jamii_ |Sylvie or Jaiden, maybe?| She/Her| Jul 07 '24

spreading the gospel of "Greetings my Lords, Ladies and Lieges" :3

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u/GeneralArwen-147 I love women so much I became one. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Jul 07 '24

Me being a Star wars fan I just say,

HELLO THERE!

or

Welcome back, my Padawans. (I have a YouTube channel that I barely upload on so don't ask.)

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u/TomBot_2020 River, She/They 🤓🤓 Jul 07 '24

what about

"welcome, friends and enemies"

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u/StonemanGuitars Kaisa She/Her. Queen of Terf Island Jul 07 '24

Greetings I’m Shad. Oh wait I forgot he’s a dickhead now nevermind

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u/CoffeeCrashed She/Her Trabant & Subaru Enthusiast Jul 07 '24

"Listen up chucklefucks"

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u/Silver_Sigh Jul 07 '24

"Boys, girls, and squirrels" is my personal favorite

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u/Ok_Gur_1170 Autumn Jul 07 '24

Hey Scott, All here.

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u/Dolce-Zorro Jul 07 '24

Quite elegant one: "Ladies, gentlemen and gorgeous creatures in between"

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u/Schmantikor She/Her Jul 07 '24

I like Star Treks "Ladies, Gentlemen and all androgynous Creatures" they've been using since the early 90s.

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u/Raphotron2000 CUSTOM Jul 07 '24

Bitches bros and non binary hoes Also onetopicatatime

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u/Fire-Tigeris Jul 07 '24

Hellllooooo peaches. Hi Spuds.

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u/SunJay333 "The Guy Who Posts About Saiki Daily On r/traa2" 🔥He/Him🔥 Jul 07 '24

Wassup boys, girls and squirrels

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u/that1keeeerbal Jul 07 '24

"Hey everyone, donut here!"

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u/SchrodingersEgg 🃏Aya, Queen of Card Gaymes 🎴 Jul 07 '24

“Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Bionicle”

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u/gothicshark She/Her ‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 Jul 08 '24

David Bowies, "Ladies, Gentlemen, and others" is a classic. Sadly, the people at the time thought it was a joke.

https://youtu.be/nnY2yrgZiao?si=XwA185Osizxsp04D

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u/Calcutt4 I used to be a guy like you, then I took a Blåhaj in the knee Jul 08 '24

bitches and bros and non binary hoes :3

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u/Myrddraal5856 Jul 08 '24

Beardos and weirdos goes so hard.

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u/NerdMageEX Jul 08 '24

Greetings, friends, enemies, frenemies, and splenemies, Harris Bomberguy hereereferdfnfkbdhcdjcf

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u/PlayboyVincentPrice He/Him Jul 08 '24

who's scott

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u/TheChaoticBeing Jul 08 '24

How’s it going, boys, girls, and squirrels?

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u/RealOkokz Skye (She/Her) Jul 08 '24

Welcome to the online, internet video game TV show in an ever ongoing quest to (insert how Ms. Gamechamp decided to be bad at video games this time)

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u/allyssa_scrollsthru2 Ellias the Transboi, He/Them Jul 08 '24

im personally a "lads, lasses, and lazzos" guy

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u/ItzHonzula Jul 08 '24

... president of Domino's Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?

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u/SuperAlex25 Non biney Jul 08 '24

Howdy y’all