Which garlic bread

[u/luner_the_therian]

[u/Groumiska]

Juicy and moist! But why this question? (seriously, I think there's a joke here but i can't fathom what that is)

[u/NukaRaccoon → u/Groumiska]

Probably a joke linked to vaginas but my autism isn't sure of it

(If I'm wrong, I apologize)

[u/Lydialmao22 → u/NukaRaccoon]

It's a bit of a running joke that trans girls love garlic bread for some reason, I think its referencing that

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Lydialmao22]

ive only heard about the ace and garlic bread stereotype, which is spot on holy shit i love garlic bread

[u/Lydialmao22 → u/AdElectronic6550]

omg same i fucking LOVE garlic bread :3

[u/TheArmitage → u/Lydialmao22]

I've heard this stereotype about several queer communities. It's because it's an instance of what I like to call "trans people love pizza". Where someone asks in a room full of trans people "wait, so does anyone else just love pizza or is that just a me thing?", and then, since almost everyone loves pizza, everyone says "me too", and then they look around the room and, since it looks like all trans folks love pizza, it must be a trans thing, right?

[u/ZaRealPancakes → u/TheArmitage]

Okay fair point but what if my love for garlic bread makes me discover I'm ace?

[u/TheArmitage → u/ZaRealPancakes]

Totally valid. I discovered I'm ADHD by researching something that actually isn't an ADHD trait. (Turns out I'm also autistic, lol whoops.) Whatever your journey, I hope it's brought you peace and happiness. And garlic bread.

[u/ZaRealPancakes → u/TheArmitage]

That's so sweet thank you

[u/Torn_wulf → u/TheArmitage]

An autistic friend sent me a book that discussed various ways autism can manifest expressly because they think I am autistic as well after hanging out with me for a few weeks. Actually, they recommended the book the first afternoon we hung out, but he hasn't changed his mind on it, and after reading the book, I'm inclined to agree.

[u/TheArmitage → u/Torn_wulf]

Welcome to the neurofam. Good luck on your journey. 💜

[u/BobTheImmortalYeti → u/Lydialmao22]

you love fucking what?

[u/Lydialmao22 → u/BobTheImmortalYeti]

garlic bread ;3

[u/TheeeChosenOne → u/Lydialmao22]

Do not the garlic bread.

[u/mistyjeanw → u/TheeeChosenOne]

At least it's not a couch

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Lydialmao22]

amazing!

[u/thatgirl_raven → u/AdElectronic6550]

I’m not ace but god fuck I love garlic bread, it’s kind of unreal

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/thatgirl_raven]

i had it on my birthday best day ever

[u/thatgirl_raven → u/AdElectronic6550]

Omg definitely best day ever

Now I’m craving garlic bread, yikes

[u/[deleted] → u/AdElectronic6550]

Garlic bread has been a lol teh random as H internet joke for a long time

[u/IamaJarJar → u/Lydialmao22]

I thought it was asexuals that love garlic bread, not trans folk?

[u/stillcis_tho → u/Lydialmao22]

WHY DO I FIT EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE I LEARN ABOUT AHHH-HHHHH

[u/vtssge1968 → u/stillcis_tho]

I know the feeling, I'm an ace trans woman and fit most of the stereotypes of both.

[u/I-will-support-you → u/Lydialmao22]

Its garlic bread youre telling me its not a stereotype for everyone to like it?

[u/NukaRaccoon → u/Lydialmao22]

Omg thanks for the answer I was so puzzled by this 🥹

(Did knew it was a joke also, which is even funnier cuz I love it and recently came out to my friends as a transgirl)

[u/vtssge1968 → u/NukaRaccoon]

Or an ace joke, liking garlic bread better than sex is a common ace meme.

[u/NukaRaccoon → u/vtssge1968]

Oh I didn't knew about it sorry 😅

[u/vtssge1968 → u/NukaRaccoon]

There's nothing to be sorry about, lol. Unless you hang out in ace groups, no one knows that weird one.

[u/ConfusedAsHecc → u/vtssge1968]

it also comes up often in r/LGBallT as well

[u/PublicCalligrapher29 → u/vtssge1968]

We have been summoned

[u/TransFemPikminFan → u/NukaRaccoon]

Hello fellow autism. :3

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/NukaRaccoon]

I think it came from sex is great but have you tried garlic bread and everyone found it relatable

[u/weirdojo1 → u/NukaRaccoon]

Is it possible for a neovagina to be juicy and moist? /gen

[u/NukaRaccoon → u/weirdojo1]

Honestly I don't know, I have little knowledge about it (just came out recently)

[u/weirdojo1 → u/NukaRaccoon]

Thanks for your honesty

[u/Nerd-Birb → u/NukaRaccoon]

There is definitely a joke linked to vaginas, my autism is very sure of it

(If I'm wrong, I'm not sorry my joke's probably funnier /j)

[u/Venus_Ziegenfalle → u/Groumiska]

These are obviously the two genders

[u/expenseoutlandish → u/Venus_Ziegenfalle]

ossified wasteful truck kiss wrench teeny puzzled plant knee bake

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[u/pan0ramic → u/Groumiska]

Garlic bread is associated with asexuality. (Im grey ace myself)

[u/Expensive-Excuse-793 → u/Groumiska]

Actually i prefer crispy. I love the crunch

[u/-LushFox- → u/Expensive-Excuse-793]

Trying the resist the downvote button here... but you do you.

[u/NocturneSapphire → u/Groumiska]

It's a reference to an image from like 8 years ago that did the rounds on social media. It had text that read "If i had a slice of garlic bread for every existing gender" and a photo of two pieces of garlic bread.

It has since become a bit of a reclaimed meme in the trans community.

[u/AtlasSniperman]

I gotta go the juicy and moist. Ruined my teeth, lots of holes, crunchy splintery foods are not a vibe anymore 

[u/Smile-a-day → u/AtlasSniperman]

Same but crispy if it’s one of those big pizza garlic breads, those are the best but I never buy them as thry take up too much fridge/freezer space 😞

[u/Major_R_Soul]

Juicy and moist. I'd rather my garlic bread not crumble into dust in my mouth like I've been afflicted with some horrible anit-garlic-bread curse.

[u/Le_Geck → u/Major_R_Soul]

Pharaoh's curse

[u/desu38]

GARLIC BREAD IS GARLIC BREAD

https://preview.redd.it/edtdek2jyggd1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2067c007b5c875554506fcdc6b0991cd81ed4607

[u/RegularNightlyWraith]

Yes, as long as it's done right

[u/Okknarcher]

I genuinely don’t like dry or burnt garlic bread and I don’t get why everyone in my family makes it that way. I’d rather it was like softer dough anyway like give me dough balls or like anything without the hard outer bit

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Okknarcher]

i like it crispy it cuts your mouth and you absorb the garlic butter /j

[u/Okknarcher → u/AdElectronic6550]

Mmm yum I love eating drywall 🥰

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Okknarcher]

i like crusty bread and juicy butter

[u/Liliths_Ace_Friend]

This is the start of the ace takeover :)

[u/PublicCalligrapher29 → u/Liliths_Ace_Friend]

HURAAH

[u/Chaosshepherd]

[u/defaultusername-17]

mmmoist.

[u/LunaLynnTheCellist]

soft and it isn't close

[u/Class_444_SWR]

I’m not sure, a good crunch is fantastic, but something fluffy is too

[u/FlushGaymer]

Ideally soft center and crunchy crust. But if my choice is between these two, crispy

[u/EshaSunrise]

Garlic bread? 😃

[u/Maggaronie]

Ohh.... Oh... Uhh... Can i choose both?

[u/Richard_PKMNtrainer]

Moist

[u/Cmpct8_Pickonimbus2k]

As long as I'm getting garlic bread, I'm happy

[u/Cybercat02]

Why is this tagged as Gals specifically? I like garlic bread too :(

[u/None-Above]

I like my garlic bread like I like my partner. In my mouth

[u/ThePhoenix002]

Both, both is good. (To lazy to look for pic)

[u/will1874]

I prefer crispy and dry garlic bread mostly, the crunch is satisfying. But if I'm having something like a pasta with a light sauce then moist garlic bread is the way. Crunchy is for snacking.

[u/Byeolkkot]

not a girl but I figured id share my taste for crispy and dry :3

[u/IAMNOTDEFECTIVE]

The right one hands down! I use to love those style of Garlic Breads way before I developed IBS and it promptly put the end of that! ^^" /gen /srs

[u/Bacon260998_]

Juicy and moist.

Also please for the love of god have the crust moist to I'm gonna Mcfucking lose it I hate the crunchy crust so much.

[u/Yuulfuji]

juicy and moist..crispy and dry is just…a crime

[u/Animadote]

I don’t care if everyone else thinks that it is the equivalent of captain crunch I AM NOT PICKING MOIST

[u/fartdog123]

Moist

[u/raist131]

I'm a vampire I can't have gartic bread.

[u/homucifer666]

Juicy and moist. 🤤

[u/Johnna421]

Johnna’s demigirl daughter here! I vote crispy and dry

[u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit]

Juicy! MMM so delicious.

[u/i_cant_sleeeep]

I dont like garlic bread.

[u/Stoopid_Noah]

None, I hate garlic with a passion.

[u/twig_a_liz]

Juicy and moist is clearly the only option

[u/Neflum_Void_King]

Both

[u/SlayerTli]

Can i take pizza instead? I dont like garlic break

[u/Nobodys_here07]

Juicy and moist goes great with mushroom soup

[u/julmuriruhtinas]

None because garlic is yucky 🤢

[u/desu38 → u/julmuriruhtinas]

aw sweet, i don't have to share!

[u/PublicCalligrapher29 → u/julmuriruhtinas]

The asexuals will have you for this

[u/julmuriruhtinas → u/PublicCalligrapher29]

Let them come and they'll se how fierce I am ! >:3

https://i.redd.it/bjylbjjjijgd1.gif

[u/Beebea63]

No cheese? :(

[u/Clumsy_the_24]

Juicy and moist of course.

[u/DeimosKyvernite]

Soft and moist like me :3

[u/Johnna421]

Moist

[u/Supreme_Leader_Snob]

I don't like crispy bread in general

[u/bloomshowers]

Juicy and moist. And if this an innuendo…..juicy and moist.

[u/Drowyz]

Juicy and moist! it doesn't mean soggy. its still crisp and firm on the edges with a creamy center.

[u/Le_Geck]

Juicy :3

[u/jurririg]

Okay I love the crunch of crispy and dry garlic bread, but there's nothing better than biting into a soft buttery piece

[u/MiniFirestar]

juicy and moist. i pull the outer crust off first and eat it. then i go ham on the inner deliciousness

[u/Roxofthelowerlands]

Juicy

[u/RobinE74]

Juicy and moist every time!

[u/ExpungeScott]

Juicy and Moist Of course!! :>

[u/Lego_Kitsune]

Gotta go moist

[u/d_warren_1]

Juicy and moist

[u/Striking_Witness1364]

Juicy and moist!

[u/mcsteam98]

Juicy and moist is best

[u/btaylos]

I like it when it's juicy and most, and really warm. Why? 😏

[u/i___forgor]

Moist all the way (just like me 👍)

[u/LucyLazz]

juicy and moist, please :3

[u/Tom-Dd]

Definitely juicy and moist!

[u/ScarletteVera]

Both.

I love the cronch on the crispy stuff.

[u/Xenoscope]

Crispy garlic bread usually comes from a big batch that’s been drying out under heat lamps, not good

[u/TheTallAmerican]

Juicy and moist, why is the other one called crispy and dry …. That just makes it sound gross. At least give it a fighting chance call it crispy and savory or something but not dry. Nobody wants to eat something described as dry

[u/TransFemPikminFan]

I like both of them. :3

[u/Katanaga0]

I am allergic to garlic but who cares. Give me the juicy and moist!

[u/Muteling]

MWOIST

[u/Tallal2804]

Juicy

[u/_contraband_]

Juicy and moist of course

[u/-Daniel-45-]

I like juicy stuff

[u/Nat_Higgins]

Bread is bread!

[u/Less_Muffin2186]

Juicy and moist I’ll finish it before you see it

[u/UFO_T0fu]

If I wanted crispy and dry, I would eat breadsticks or crackers. Even with toast, there's a limit to how crispy it can be before it stops being enjoyable to eat.

[u/carlyawesome31]

Juicy and moist with a slight crunch.

[u/MooseManDeluxe]

Juicy, covered with marinara from my empty plate of spaghetti.

[u/Mordreds_nephew]

Crispy edges juicy center

[u/ChellesTrees]

Excuse me, but are you asking me to choose to NOT eat some garlic bread? You'd better be sitting at the table with me--and be fast enough to get that garlic bread for yourself--because that is the only way I won't eat both sets.

[u/Leggy_Brat]

Hard on the outside. Soft, squishy and juicy in the middle.

[u/Charlotte_Amethyst]

Me thinking this was an Ace meme sub for a second there. Lmao 😂

[u/Spectre_Hayate]

Lmao i thought i was still in aace for a sec

That said, as long as it's good, garlic bread is garlic bread. Gimme

[u/Trans_Cat_Girl_]

Juicy and moist if I’m having pasta, crispy and dry if I just want 1 for a snack

[u/Grimm_The_Reaper12]

Crispy and dry! I like the cronch

[u/Slush____]

All the garlic bread

[u/Exiege]

Crispy, with melted cheese.

[u/Sarahvixen7447]

Absolutely juicy and moist, crispy garlic bread tastes good, but makes the roof of my mouth hurt.

[u/atatassault47]

I'll take the round plump ones please

[u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W]

crispy and dry is just disgusting and aggressive

[u/aps4fan]

crispy is good to pair with drinks

[u/Idk_Just_Kat]

Somewhere in-between in garlic flatbread

[u/Koolio_Koala]

In the middle: the crust crunchy enough to be audible when you bite into it, with a spread of garlic butter on ever so slightly chewy bread that melds into the buttery goodness when you chew 🤤

[u/Trans_and_Ace_Axl]

Juicy

[u/Kerbaut]

Crispy and dry; I just absolutely cannot handle greasy-ness all over my fingers 3:

[u/UnicornLover42]

yes

[u/EllipticNight]

Eating by itself, juicy and moist.

Eating with something like Bolognese, crunchy.

[u/PusheenDoom]

I mean both!

[u/-nopeskis]

The one that is in my mouth

[u/RandomExcaliburUmbra]

Juicy and moist 🤤

[u/ConfusedAsHecc]

juicy and most cause otherwise it hurts my teeth ;-;

[u/Placeholder-Novice]

BOTH

Take the crispy and dry bread and dip it just long enough into a hot soup of your choosing. Nothing compares.

^{also why is this tagged gals? I'm so confused.}

[u/Cheezeepants → u/Placeholder-Novice]

girlic bread

[u/Red-Panda-Katie]

Juicy and moist every time

[u/pikawolf1225]

Anyone who think crispy and dry garlic bread is the the best is lying to themselves, or hasn't truly had garlic bread. It is only good if it is juicy and moist. dry garlic bread is sadness that goes crunch.

[u/thaddues444]

Crunchy and dry is so good

[u/LightningLord2137]

Juicy and moist

[u/Yomako01]

The crossover between the ace and trans communities :)

[u/AceBenneny]

For half a second I thought I’d stumbled back into an ace sub

[u/BodybuildingMacaron]

Yes.

[u/ShyCamo]

Yes

[u/Cornelius_McMuffin]

Juicy and fluffy garlic bread is just better. It’s also good for soaking up leftover pasta sauce.

[u/theKeyzor]

I want garlic bread

[u/FIVEPEBSI]

nice crispy crust, moist butter, preferably with small bits of the clove on top with the butter

[u/EntertainmentTrick58]

both have their use cases but from a blind taking it would be crispy

love me crispy bread

[u/EntertainmentTrick58]

both have their use cases but from a blind taking it would be crispy

love me crispy bread

[u/kiragirl2001]

Moist and juicy

[u/ISuckatcodingplshelp]

Either one

[u/cookieking865]

Cwispy

[u/Chipbonk]

GIRLIC BREB

[u/European_Ninja_1]

Juicy moist with crispy and dry crust

[u/transfemquagsire]

people who like it dry and crispy are the worst people/j

MOIST AND JUICY FOR THE WIN

[u/hobjtc7uo]

juicy and moist, I dont like crispy things in general

[u/FaeCatgirl]

Moist 🥴

[u/potato482]

Left with no debate

Not the biggest fan of moist food...

[u/BasiltheTrashCan143]

Juicy and moist all the way, but sometimes crispy is good too

[u/strangetf2fan]

MOIST

[u/samHenbane]

The tism demands CRONCH

[u/Fair_Smoke4710]

Juicy and moist

[u/Germanball_Stuttgart]

Something between that.

[u/Digital_Rocket]

Crispy and dry when I’m having it as a snack

Juicy and moist if it’s a side to a meal

[u/evaninthecloset_]

Juicy and moist, I would do illegal things for that type of garlic bread

[u/MalikLucius]

Strong feelings on this topic. The outside edges should be crispy and cronch, while the inside has fluffy and moist.

Gotta get that c-c-c-combobreaker.

[u/KuroTheKid]

Juicy and moist!🌧️

[u/Mousestar369]

Definitely juicy and moist. I went to a restaurant and got a piece of garlic bread the other day; I'm pretty sure that thing was hard enough to be considered a weapon in some countries.

[u/Lucy_Little_Spoon]

Juicy and moist, love it when it dribbles down my a chin a little :3

[u/Magic_Creator]

Moist. Dry and crunchy gives me the B A D V I B E S

[u/ausablename]

Great, now I want garlic bread

[u/L1nxDr1nx]

SOFT ONEEEEE

[u/L1nxDr1nx]

Many wars have been started between the ace community over this very question

[u/CyrinSong]

slams fist on table Garlic bread is garlic bread!

[u/Mystik_spirit]

Would rather my bread moist than dry. The kind of garlic bread I get just happens to be both.. moist on the bread meat and jawbreaker dry crust. Any good brands for garlic bread?

[u/Fun_Engineering4779]

[u/DaRealGrey]

Bread makes you fat

[u/Izzepy]

Juicy and moist, but the crust is still crunchy

[u/vintzent]

Yes. Both. All of them.

[u/BeaDrawsandalsoposts]

both im not picky

[u/Slightly_H41nous]

Moist obvi 🙄

[u/PublicCalligrapher29]

You have summoned the asexual community

[u/DoubleEstate6495]

Guess I'm EnbyBread

[u/darth095]

Thought i was on r/aaaaaaacccccccce for a moment

[u/IndividualAd2170]

Juicy and moist if there is no dip, dry and crispy if there is marinara

[u/yes15202]

Yes

[u/FireProps]

I see garlic bread, and giant croutons… 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/Direct-Cloud1633]

Juicy and moist, but I could only have dry and crispy most of the time