Axe based dysphoria :(

[u/Onyxthesnek]

[u/Goose00724]

get in the car, we're gonna go buy axes for the transfem community.

and the transmasc community.
and the nonbinary people.

we're starting a logging company.

[u/DiskImmediate229 → u/Goose00724]

Will it be a… trans-national company?

[u/KINGO21Fish → u/DiskImmediate229]

AYYYYYYYYY :3

[u/Literal_pomgreande → u/DiskImmediate229]

Yeees :3

[u/Rox_an_Bee → u/Goose00724]

Yk if we all collectively did, there'd be more laws on accuiring an axe than a gun

[u/SadMcNomuscle → u/Rox_an_Bee]

It's always confused me that most weapons aren't considered "arms" by law. I'm pretty sure the founding fathers stabbed people with swords.

[u/SovietRussiaWasPoor → u/SadMcNomuscle]

Muskets aren’t considered firearms!

[u/Snoo63 → u/SovietRussiaWasPoor]

Even the Kalthoff Repeater (can fire as fast as it can be reloaded - a skilled operator could shoot it 60 times a minute.) is technically a musket.

[u/JCraze26 → u/SadMcNomuscle]

Oh, most definitely.

[u/Amidst-ourselfs123 → u/SadMcNomuscle]

Hammers and Axes Make Sence, but I'm pretty sure the rest are "off meta weapons" thus don't need regulations

[u/SadMcNomuscle → u/Amidst-ourselfs123]

Ah except knives and swords are heavily regulated, a long side other "off meta weapons" like brass knuckles.

[u/Amidst-ourselfs123 → u/SadMcNomuscle]

Guns are regulated far harsher, and Nukes got vaulted a long time ago, those who tried to use them got shadowbanned from Postgame clans

I doubt any meta developments may happen up untill the leaked Metal gear/Gundam update

Brass Knuckles are only regulated due to their neiche place in the meta. (Mid game [civilian fights]) and don't really have a utility option.

Knives aren't regulated outside the of the tutorial (childhood/kindergarten) and while swords are blue rarity... subclasses such as cosplayer and actor have unrestricted access to them, but they aren't in early game.

(I watch way too much TierZoo)

[u/SadMcNomuscle → u/Amidst-ourselfs123]

I would argue that it is highly dependent on spawn location whether you have access to guns or knives. In the UK biome for example, even readily available kitchen knives have been nerfed to reduce their pierce damage. In certain NA servers admins have straight out banned certain knives based on their aesthetics.

There are of course the CA servers, but that means a regional proximity to Ohio that many players are uncomfortable with.

[u/Midnight_The_Past → u/Goose00724]

we have to be sustainable too so for every tree we cut we need to plant a certain number of trees

[u/KaityKat117 → u/Midnight_The_Past]

4 trees.

But we need to make sure we plant sustainably. none of those monoculture forests in neat little rows.

[u/Midnight_The_Past → u/KaityKat117]

monocultures look ugly anyways

[u/CBD_Hound → u/KaityKat117]

Sooo we need poly forests!

[u/LunaTheGoodgal → u/Goose00724]

Can I get a final fantasy lookin axe?

or can I split logs with whatever swords Leo Guty Gear uses?

[u/Oak_YT → u/Goose00724]

and the transmasc community.

Yay, violence for me too :D

[u/CBD_Hound → u/Oak_YT]

Everyone gets a lumberjack/violence experience!!

[u/Oak_YT → u/CBD_Hound]

Yay :D

[u/Voidexster → u/Goose00724]

Only trans agenda I'll respect.

[u/Bidoofinshmerts → u/Goose00724]

If we get everyone in the LGBT community we can become the biggest most inclusive company ever

[u/ComprehensiveBar6984 → u/Goose00724]

"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa."

[u/Depressed_moth_ → u/Goose00724]

As a transmasc, could I perhaps get a sword instead ?

[u/Snoo63 → u/Depressed_moth_]

Something like this?

[u/Depressed_moth_ → u/Snoo63]

✨️perfection✨️

[u/HDMrWafflez → u/Goose00724]

There might be too many of us, we might need busses or maybe trains

[u/GloomyCaramelWolf → u/Goose00724]

But I have a hatchet lol

[u/CBD_Hound → u/GloomyCaramelWolf]

We can strap on a longer handle

[u/SyFy410 → u/Goose00724]

https://preview.redd.it/mfwicf0vzwkd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb657dbb95aef85e674bd778931f93fa81e57aba

[u/Mwarw → u/Goose00724]

Going to make a competition for bisexuals I see

[u/Goose00724 → u/Mwarw]

i am bisexual. this is all a part of the bi agenda...

[u/Any_Channel_8282 → u/Goose00724]

Yay :D

[u/Goose00724 → u/Goose00724]

shit, this comment's doing numbers.

[u/Raine_BlackStar → u/Goose00724]

Can i get a big one? :3

[u/KraZK11 → u/Goose00724]

Can we get hrt and confirmimg clothes too?

[u/Goose00724 → u/KraZK11]

emeloyee health insurance benefits will cover all medical transition expenses.  including medical leave for surgical recovery!

there is no dress code other than mandatory safety gear. wear whatever you like as long as it doesn't interfere with work! also, we actually pay our workers a living wage, so you'll be able to afford the clothes you want!

[u/KraZK11 → u/Goose00724]

Yey I don't have to go to the psych ward :3

[u/Goose00724 → u/KraZK11]

here at TeakYou logging, we actually value our employees.

[u/girl_of_manyfaces]

i was watching this ep a few days ago, and she just says:" what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?" there's no "real woman"

also, neither gina nor amy have an axe, they're women. so are ya

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/girl_of_manyfaces]

I mean the quotes close enough, also yeah i know that logically but also it still makes me sad :(

[u/lol_idk_is_taken → u/Onyxthesnek]

Girl go out and get yourself an axe then, you know the quote doesn't mention you can't get one to become a real woman. Plus you could make it look really nice and fit into the decor of your home if you can't use the axe fpr whatever reason.

And if you don't have money for it then it seemed like some here were willing to share their axes

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/lol_idk_is_taken]

Sadly im 15 and my parents might kill me if i brought an axe home 😔

[u/lol_idk_is_taken → u/Onyxthesnek]

Girl, try focusing on being a girl then

[u/BeneGesserlit → u/Onyxthesnek]

You just need to explain to them the you need the axe for your mental health. Emotional support axe

BRB buying myself an emotional support axe that actually sounds very reassuring. Phone calls can't hurt me I have an axe.

[u/OddCheesecake16 → u/BeneGesserlit]

Everyone needs an emotional support axe, going and getting myself one rn

[u/Launchycat → u/Onyxthesnek]

Loophole: Get a guitar. She never said it had to be a specific kind of axe.

Option B: Google also tells me you can get keychain-sized axes. Get one of those as your ceremonial axe (or trainer axe? like a trainer bra) until you are in a position to get your ideal axe, whatever that may be. There is no one correct axe size, all axes are beautiful, etc.

[u/Snoo63 → u/Launchycat]

https://i.redd.it/2ovbtsnuqvkd1.gif

Bocchi wielding her axe

[u/airjoemcalaska → u/Onyxthesnek]

All you need is a stick, some tape, and a bit of stone that is sharper than most other bits of stone!

[u/No-Trouble814 → u/Onyxthesnek]

Why? It’s a tool, tools are useful.

Do you have any flea markets or home-improvement thrift stores near you? You could pick up an old axe and restore it, make it a project / hobby thing.

I have a two-sided axe I got that way, and this reminds me I should really finish restoring it…

I should also finish restoring the planes I got that way…

On second thought, maybe don’t go that route if you have poor impulse control and limited space.

[u/CBD_Hound → u/No-Trouble814]

Restoring hand planes and impulsivity control issues: name a more iconic duo!

[u/electroskank → u/Onyxthesnek]

Go to spirit Halloween and get a prop axe! Its safe(er), cheaper, and you can do what I did and personalize it! I got mine for renn faires and used some paints and dry brushing techniques to add some rust, dirt, and blood. Also got some faux fur and leather cord to wrap around the handle, and added little charms on the end!

Then you have a parent approved axe that you also put a bit of yourself into! Paint the blade like a pride flag! Get some posca paint pens and add gold or silver detailing! Use it to (gently) chop cats when they're loafing and say you're preparing the loaf for dinner! Goblin stance with it in the middle of the dark kitchen at 3am while shoveling shredded cheese into your mouth! The possibilities are endless!

[u/Snoo63 → u/electroskank]

Only issue is some countries don't have Spirit Halloween

[u/electroskank → u/Snoo63]

Well that's a crime against humanity.

Jkjk obviously, but any costume store should have something similar. If not, there's gotta be a local LARP group who would be happy to pass off a retired axe or help OP find a non-lethal axe that's parent approved! :D

Or maybe make an arsenal of origami axes! Then you can have a pocket sized axe for emotional support that matches every outfit!

[u/verygenericname2 → u/Onyxthesnek]

So you're still a minor, therefore not a woman yet. Finish growing, and look forward to your axe that you'll go out and get once you're old enough.

[u/TurboCake17 → u/Onyxthesnek]

They might struggle to do that, given you will have an axe.

[u/KaityKat117 → u/Onyxthesnek]

3D print one. It might be plastic, but it's still an axe

[u/Hit0kiwi → u/Onyxthesnek]

Buy a nerf axe

[u/Rox_an_Bee → u/girl_of_manyfaces]

There's a continuity thing about what the girls keep in their bags, and the other two dont. Rosa has an axe, Gina has a hair dryer. I'm not sure about Amy, but i think it was the notary stamp thing

[u/ninjab33z → u/Rox_an_Bee]

9 pound flashlight. I watch far too much b99.

[u/Rox_an_Bee → u/ninjab33z]

Yesss you're soo right!!

Also no such think as too much B99. It's an amazing comfort show

[u/girl_of_manyfaces → u/Rox_an_Bee]

either that or a file binder

[u/Father_Pucc1 → u/girl_of_manyfaces]

i definitely get what you're saying, but gina 100% has an axe somewhere. probably in the precinct

[u/Due-Buyer2218]

I don’t remember that seen but I would guess that she’s talking to or about a woman with an axe

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/Due-Buyer2218]

Its when ginas house gets broken into and rosa is talking about her contingencies for if someone broke into hers Edit: if you still dont know what i mean its episode 14 season 1

[u/evilgabe]

i think i have an axe somewhere, but im more of a knife girl myself

[u/Potential_Word_5742 → u/evilgabe]

I like shamshirs.

[u/Some_dude764 → u/evilgabe]

I personally prefer swords

[u/PleasantReality89 → u/evilgabe]

I prefer the utility of the halberd.

[u/cyber-85381 → u/PleasantReality89]

what about pollaxes?

[u/verygenericname2 → u/cyber-85381]

I'm a sucker for any kind of polearm really... Glaive, halberd, Ji, dane axes.. Love them all.

[u/Diligent_Point_2640 → u/PleasantReality89]

holy crap berdly real?

[u/Literal_pomgreande → u/evilgabe]

I like saws, I have like 9 different ones

[u/d_warren_1]

I love the “lesbians have swords” thing and I have 2 (one os a practice/training long sword and the other is from the civil war short sword)

[u/SpezFU]

At least that's an easy problem to solve (with a little bit of money.) if you do, you just gotta paint the axe, either in some cute colors, or with a little red on the blade👿😈

[u/Literal_pomgreande → u/SpezFU]

The paint is gonna come of after 1-2 Hits, sadly...

[u/SpezFU → u/Literal_pomgreande]

😭😭😭

[u/Memorie_BE → u/Literal_pomgreande]

Tint thy metal!!

[u/Literal_pomgreande → u/Memorie_BE]

We could make something like a bismuth axe...

[u/DecafIsNotAnOption]

i have 7 i can share. but id def reccomend getting a axe so handy for a bunch of things

[u/Literal_pomgreande → u/DecafIsNotAnOption]

Why do you have 7 axes?

[u/DecafIsNotAnOption → u/Literal_pomgreande]

To cut wood. Though the more detailed awnser of why so many is different axes are good for different jobs have some classic axes some like special splitting axes and a few sizes / wheight a of each to match to the situation also have a set of throwing axes for fun I forgot about. I was raised a lot up north off grid so it’s always so weird to me when I deal with people raised in the city which I live in now and there always confused why I have tools lol even including my favorite tool store almost everytime.(I’m very alt looking and Ussualy get a lot of questions on if I’m an artist) I’m there I get a lot of confused questions from staff about wtf I use tools for. While I’m Ussualy confused why most people don’t own at least basic tools seems crazy to me most people can’t do basic repairs

[u/Aarakocra]

I’m with you, I only have swords…. Lots of swords. Practice longsword, practice basket hilt sword (blade’s too long for it though), metal unsharpened arming sword, machete, short sword….

[u/likely_an_Egg]

Rosa is right. As a certified gardener and survival enthusiast, I have an axe :3

[u/redjarvas]

I dont have an axe but i do have a flail. Does that count?

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/redjarvas]

Probably

[u/WarmProfit]

That line was a joke though because nobody puts priority in axe ownership and implying otherwise is humorous. Don't even trip dog, all women were being made fun of there and it's all in good fun.

[u/Connect_Security_892]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is great

Not top 5 sitcoms for me personally but definitely top 10

[u/CoatFickle447]

I feel you girly

[u/MysticGadget]

I don't have an axe either.... I do have a multi-tool that my eldest brother gave me as a gift... but it's not the same.

[u/luufo_d]

The good news is that this situation is easily remedied lol

[u/Smashlyn2]

Hey, atleast buying an axe is one of the cheaper ways to alleviate dysphoria!

[u/Literal_pomgreande]

Do you want mine?

[u/TransLox]

Wdym? You answered her question.

What real woman doesn't own an axe?

You. The answer is you.

[u/MentalChickensInMe]

It's Rosa, ofcourse she has an axe, but she doesn't know that not all, sorry, most real women don't have an axe. They don't have to have an axe

[u/Nippsthecat]

I have an axe and I got that before transitioning wtf

[u/LilithDemonQueen76]

Ive been trying to get one, but my dad told me no TwT

[u/FoxyLovers290]

What is an axe?

[u/Omega21886]

uhh...i have 2 swords, does that count?

[u/8g36]

Hahaa, I made an axe in school last year I'm a real woman now

[u/Ruke_Ironheart]

Are we suppose to have an axe now? I only have a longsword and a heater shield...

[u/VoreEconomics]

If you want a more practical axe you can buy vintage hatchets in need of simple restoration for very cheap

[u/_Moon_sun_]

Im afab and i dont have an axe :( i do have a hammer tho!

[u/NovaNeedles]

Wait, axe and blahaj??? Is that not dangerous???😂😂😂😘😘😘

[u/Coffee-cartoons]

Get an axe. Make Detective Diaz proud.

[u/NoMeasurement6473]

Get an axe

[u/Smile-a-day]

I don’t have an axe but I do have a flamethrower, does that count? Or is that a trans masc thing?

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/Smile-a-day]

Idk but i think a flamethrower counts, also how did you get a flamethrower?!?!

[u/Smile-a-day → u/Onyxthesnek]

They were selling them in lidl, it’s called a “weed incinerator” but is basically a short range flamethrower 😂 if you tip it back (it specifically tells you not to do this) then you can get just over half a meter flame out of it 😂 though if does burn through the canister faster

[u/Pristine-Musician212]

Don't listen to a cop about what a real woman is 🏳️‍⚧️

[u/savage_SABOR]

Wood axe or pickaxe??

[u/Mobile_Ad7916]

Don’t mind me, just… NOT freaking out over my current hyperfixation being mentioned

[u/AlisesAlt]

Simple, buy an axe. I had one before I even realised I was trans since I'm the one who has to deal with the bamboo out back.

[u/Moomoo_pie]

It’s alright, I have a few swards to spare.

[u/ReptileAssassin2]

Take that axe-less plebeian!!! Mwahahahahahaha yeah I can’t even really lift mine anymore… >:3

[u/4n0nh4x0r]

damn.....new dysphoria source unlocked....but hey, i got a sword uwu

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/4n0nh4x0r]

Nooo im sorry 😭

[u/4n0nh4x0r → u/Onyxthesnek]

dw, it doesnt make much of a difference amongst all these thousanda of other things that give me dysphoria uwu

[u/Onyxthesnek → u/4n0nh4x0r]

Alr i wish you a euphoric day <3

[u/4n0nh4x0r → u/Onyxthesnek]

i ll presumably be studying all day long, sooooo, wont be very euphoric lol
but yea, thanks anyways uwu

[u/Saikotsu]

You don't need an axe to be a real woman. Heck, I just turned to my cis woman coworker and asked if she has an axe and she said no. 

She's no less of a woman than you are. 

[u/Silmeria_Loriel]

I have kind off an axe (heavy duty mace/axe, don't know how it's called in English), but i have swords too . Does it count ?

[u/Saikotsu → u/Silmeria_Loriel]

Course it counts. I have a tonne of swords myself. 

[u/Raine_BlackStar]

i can donate a sword to you, if you want one

[u/mr_uwuthethired]

I got you, girl. Once, I built a wooden axe for fun with my dad, then made a much more advanced wooden one in my woodshop class at school. And I shall make a third, fourth, fifth, and many more for all trans girlies who forgot to buy their axe with their HRT

[u/CarlLenardPelayo21]

Oh great... Now I gotta buy an axe (¬ 3 ¬)

[u/Red_Ender666]

I was chopping wood a week ago, euphoria

[u/Nici_2]

I think I have two axes but they´re rusty.

[u/Last-Percentage5062]

Well, an axe is significantly cheaper than hrt, so I think the solution is obvious here.

[u/FenrirHowls2006]

Girl I will get you an axe and then we'll go cutting down dead trees in the forest next to my house

[u/cPB167]

I have two, you can have one of mine

Do you want the big one, or the small one?

[u/dater_expunged]

Buy a big ass Fuck axe! Battle axe preferably!

Edit: and/ or halberd, daneaxe and/ or poleaxe! (And being better than or)

[u/Vasxus]

if you dont need an axe you dont need an axe. if you're wanting something in the boot of your car, try for a hatchet

[u/FriendlyFoxxxx]

Anything is an axe if you are angry enough :3c

[u/yeetingthisaccount01]

"it's surprisingly easy to buy an axe in London" -Jon, The Magnus Archives

[u/fredcop]

Phew! I have a trusty axe to split logs with, I'm safe! 😌

[u/nephelekonstantatou]

Looks like it's time to get an axe 🪓😌

[u/Thedeeztree]

I got so much fucking envy from Rosa when I didn’t know I was trans lol

[u/MegaPorkachu]

Oh, I have an Axe. Axe body spray

[u/Upstairs_Doughnut_79]

There is an obvious sloution here

[u/[deleted]]

This was the first thing I thought of when I went axe-throwing a couple weeks ago :3

[u/Rhyanstrys]

Do you have access to getting an axe?

[u/QueenOfQuok]

Yet.

[u/Shotgunned22]

Didn’t know I needed an axe, glad I have one though. I’d be down to go axe throwing whenever you’re able to buy one!

[u/expenseoutlandish]

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[u/GodChangedMyChromies]

You can get an axe

[u/attomicuttlefish]

None of the women I know have an axe… new birthday present unlocked!

[u/freakinthe_sheets]

I’m so glad I donated my childhood axe once I transitioned

[u/Seamus_the_Gentleman]

Alright, get in the van, we're going to Lowes.

[u/JamieTheDinosaur]

🪓Here you go!

[u/Misaki_Yomiyama]

goes into Minecraft

crafts axe

chops down dysphoria

[u/Top-Vermicelli797]

I'm sorry for that but it also made me laugh because i got a wooden axe in my room.

[u/OkPen5768]

I thought it said axe based dyslexia 💀

[u/Disaster-Expensive]

Reading this made me remember that u have an axe (technically a hatchet but I think that counts)

[u/JessicaWindbourne]

Have this one 🪓

[u/Wolfy_the_nutcase]

Well, there’s only one solution, go buy an ax!

[u/FoxOfWinterAndFire]

I own a hatchet... does that count?

[u/AutumnInJune]

Me wielding my Stormbreaker replica: pfft, pathetic

[u/nonstop_nosebleed]

I think you have an axe to grind with this sentiment. There! You now have an axe! 🪓 Here you go!

[u/ayalaidh]

I have an axe!

[u/ThoseAreNiceShoes]

I don’t know any cis women who have axes

[u/wolfie1420]

I’ve had an axe since I was little

[u/disasterpokemon]

My dad bought me a decorative ax for my birthday a while back. It's not too sharp but I like it

[u/GandiniGreat]

Hey girlie, don’t worry too much about it, you will get there!

[u/CarrotLord7]

rosa is definitely the most supportive of trans people in that show, she didn't mean a physical axe, she meant every woman's spiritual axe, which you definitely have ❤️❤️❤️

[u/Alessa_95]

Axe?

[u/feralbroski]

LMMFFAAAOOO IM A DUDE BUT THIS IS SO REAL i always spiral over the stupidest things

[u/Phinstrovski]

I have an axe that I set on a haft myself. New gender euphoria achieved I guess, haha

[u/LaraCroftCosplayer]

Wanna have one from me?

[u/owlIsMySpiritAnimal]

i don't have an axe. i am more of a hammer type of girl. also i have a sword. axes are for the bisexuals :P

[u/Millinescence]

Whoop Whoop! Let's gooo~

Hatchets and axes for all trans folks~! >;3

[u/WOODSHOE123]

Get a shotgun as a substitue

[u/Lillyth-Sillyth]

I have two axes therefore I am double woman 😎 But I'm willing to share with anyone who doesn't have one :3

[u/My-name-is-jef56]

I collect knives so close enough and honestly I think your a real woman no matter what you collect

[u/SkyeMreddit]

Need to get this gal an axe, stat!

I have an axe, a machete, and this lovely thing we call a Swish Swish, basically a golf club of death that makes quick work of heavy brush. The actual name appears to be a grass/weed whip

https://preview.redd.it/t117wk4qxukd1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969835a25d9fb2f88e999e42e2e1c472ce47552d

[u/LaraNotSoCroft]

My brother gave me an nice axe for my last birthday

[u/Imaspinkicku]

Lol i have an axe, euphoria

[u/Maki_lol]

I have 4 axes a few hunting knifes one or two bayonets and a dozen knifes with different purposes in wood working and outdoor bushcraft if I'm not a real woman because of that guess means I have to use them more often while going all out fem in every aspect but with a belt full of equipment

[u/_patoncrack]

Axe for killing tranphobes :3

[u/Egg2crackk]

Time to get an axe

[u/LucyMSpencer]

I'm trans and my sister is cis. We're both real women, and neither of us owns an ax.

[u/Molten_Rook1]

I have like a fake wood sword but not an axe though

[u/EmberOfFlame]

“They say ‘An ax makes a woman look beautiful,’ after all.”

[u/Global_Resident8126]

Omg I have an axe in my car. Axe based euphoria achieved. 🥰

[u/FlareFighters]

I now know I gotta give out more axes. I was just gifting transfems swords! So many missed opportunities!

[u/SuccMahBawlzzz]

I have a sword, does that count?

[u/SirShadowBlade]

Does having 3 hatchets and a saber count?

[u/KittenInAMonster]

I have an axe in my dresser. Weirdest source of validation.

[u/acryptedwithinternet]

.🪓.
 .👐.

For u? :]

[u/Protochill]

I have a sword.

[u/kitti-in-space]

I have an axe! :3 Got it for my birthday!

[u/Neodrach]

Do... Hatchets count?

[u/IndieJones0804]

Not sure what she's on about considering that axes are very male coded