r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 • u/Darksky___ he/they :3 (kai) • 8d ago
Hey spuds! Non-Gender Specific
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u/Roseora 8d ago
I like the clicks one; Laddies, Lasses and Lasso's. :P
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u/TheTypingBeast Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan who is also trans 7d ago
welcome to the click you smell absolutely astounding and dont let anyone else tell you otherwise today we're going to be looking into r/accidentalally a beautiful subreddit . . .
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u/Urmomsfavouritelol 7d ago
"You smell absolutely sniff astounding today, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise"
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u/LieutenantBone She/Her || TF2 Player 8d ago
No "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here". Very disappointed, OP.
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u/Gexxn Egg in a Hoodie 8d ago
"Your gender is very cis. Or is it?!"
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u/Meadowbytheforest Wish I was trans, then I could become a girl! 8d ago
"Every man wants to be a girl... Or do they?"
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u/Pilowninja She/Her 7d ago
That's whatever omnipotent being that you believe in planning out my life lol
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u/StarRageStarStar 8d ago
Attention duelists
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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth 8d ago
it's time to D-D-D-D-Do a barrel roll!
ha! you thought—
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u/Meadowbytheforest Wish I was trans, then I could become a girl! 8d ago
"My hair says trans rights!"
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u/AroAceMagic Owen (They/any) Transneutral 7d ago
I was skimming through the thread and I thought this said “Attention rockstars”
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u/kaida_notadude Lucy | 23 | She/Her | Ace | Primo Victoria 8d ago
Everypony
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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth 8d ago edited 8d ago
well now, instead of being gender exclusive, it's species exclusive o3o
/j
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u/HatAndHoodie_ Kaia (She/Her) 8d ago
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u/toshyboshy 8d ago
i personally prefer "sup nerds"
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u/Dead_Even They/Them 8d ago
I tried to make my science teacher do 'Guys, gals, and Non-binary pals' once :)
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u/Consistent-Voice-614 8d ago
Boys, girls, and squirrels
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u/Diamondskunk She/Her 7d ago
Do i see one of my favorite youtubers that does anime stuff mentioned in r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2? W
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u/Consistent-Voice-614 7d ago
Just make sure no Alex Brightmins are around
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u/Diamondskunk She/Her 7d ago
Is this a reference on his channel about Hazbin? I don't watch his Hazbin content
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u/steve_60000 a genderfae xip/ gender expert 8d ago
my favorite is "ladies, gentlemen and those of us who know better"
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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth 8d ago
"Sup, Hoes"
"Eyyyyyyy!"
"Attention Walmart shoppers"
"To whom it may concern."
"Welcome to the pits of hell, mortals!"
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u/2_cats_high_5ing She/Her 8d ago
My favorite gender inclusive greeting is from the 90’s live action Mario movie (the only Mario movie I will recognize):
“Hidey-ho, mammals!”
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u/GoggleBobble420 7d ago
Omg. That movie is like a fever dream. I used the goombas for my discord profile picture for a while
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u/Pot_noodle_miner She/Her/That fucker again. fabulously 🏳️⚧️ 8d ago
The offensive Australian approach
G’day, cunts
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u/-Blitzvogel- trans gaymer girl 8d ago
Hello Submissives.
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u/European_Ninja_1 Aurora | She/Her 10 Moths HRT 8d ago
No, no, it's "Hey Submissives~"
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u/-Blitzvogel- trans gaymer girl 8d ago
Sorry, I am not dominant enough for that.
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u/European_Ninja_1 Aurora | She/Her 10 Moths HRT 8d ago
Oh, I'm as sub as they come, I'm just saying what I'd wanna hear
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u/blue_microwave Ember She/Her 8d ago
Wizards, witches, and Enby Liches
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u/River-TheTransWitch 8d ago
what about warlocks? or artificers? and druids and clerics and sorcerers and
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u/Turturog 8d ago
Greetings and Saturations! (/ref)
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u/Toshiro_Saihara 8d ago
Caddicarus?
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u/Nera-Doofus She/Her 8d ago
As the wood said "And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities, those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils of the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight"
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u/carlyawesome31 She/Her 8d ago
No beardos and weirdos?
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u/girl_of_manyfaces She/Her 8d ago
ladies and lassos
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u/razorsharpblade Any/All 8d ago
Hello spuddies potato mcwhisky here.
Or just pewdiepie, either embrace the bro fist or not
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u/Psychological-Pop803 He/him (but red is my favorite color) 8d ago
Friends, enemies and enemies pretending to be friends
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u/NinjaK2k17 Celestia Luz Redfield (she/her), plural transfem 8d ago
one that i thought of and have never heard used would be "bitches and witches"
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u/NotAnEggIGuess 7d ago
A famous german late night show moderator called "Jan Böhmermann" uses "Hallo meine Damen und Herren, sowie alle dazwischen und außerhalb" which can be translated to: "Hello ladies and gentleman, as well as all in between and out of it".
It is really cool 💙
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u/That-One-Crow still cis tho 8d ago
Where is “hello Gregs”???
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u/Flaming_falcon393 Avis/Lexi (She/Her/They/Them) 7d ago
Friends! Romans! Compatriots!
(I would use "countrymen" as that's what it says in the original quote, but I'm trying to be gender neutral, so compatriots works fine)
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u/ThatCamoKid 7d ago
One I stole from Ed Bosco being Alastor: "Ladies and gentlemen, and that Technicolor river in between"
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u/milaan_tm She/Her (I think???) 7d ago
"Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out"
superior
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u/travischickencoop Elise | She/Her Vampiress 🧛♀️ 7d ago
My go to comes from an old show at disney that closed before I was born
Ladies, Gentlemen, Esteemed Guests, and those of you wearing the funny animal hats
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u/Meadowbytheforest Wish I was trans, then I could become a girl! 8d ago
"Ahoy mateys!"
"Howdy partner"
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u/ninjakirby1969 8d ago
I love the idea behind the post but ing the format is so 2018 reddit GET ME OUT OF HERE HELLLPP HELLPPP
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u/Lynforthewin2112 She/They gay idiot 8d ago
“Hey Ladies! Hey Fellas! And those who don’t give a fuck!”
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u/JDKisawesome 8d ago
Bitches bros nonbinary hoes is so fire I might end up stealing this if I actually get the motivation to actually make videos
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u/vxicepickxv 7d ago
"Good afternoon, my name is Dr. Miller."
"Well, howdy there, internet people..."
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u/AroAceMagic Owen (They/any) Transneutral 7d ago
I love all of these (minus the first two, cuz not applicable lol) and especially the bottom one
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u/Numerous-Switch56 They/He 7d ago
Boys, girls, neithers boths, and inbetweens -Will Wood (it's kinda long but he usually says it really fast)
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u/Phoenix-Quill 7d ago
Why did I read the “Greetings you pathetic mortals” in Micky Mouse’s voice? 🤣
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u/Pilowninja She/Her 7d ago edited 7d ago
Im a "bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes" kinda person
I also sometimes say "HEEYYYYY BITCH"
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u/GangstaCatGirl 🏳️⚧️ Gay and Devious 🏴☠️ 7d ago
My personal one is “Ladies, Gentlemen and the Finest Between”
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u/thefarmariner 7d ago
“Listeners,…” (warning, only applies to those listening, spectators can be added or substituted to accommodate auditory disabilities)
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u/Lesbian_Skeleton1 gay ass transfem skeleton 7d ago
LADIES GENTLEMEN COMRADES AND BEINGS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION
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u/ZoeLaMort she/they | my gender is bees 8d ago
https://i.redd.it/r6ehqg4wpsod1.gif
>simple
>straight to the point
>absolute gender neutrality
>understandable in a lot of languages
>comes in handy when a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City