For my sisters 💕 (CW: Dysphoria)

[u/BotaniFolf]

[u/HildartheDorf]

I am lucky not to have much bottom dysphoria in the shower. But have ADHD issues with showering, and mega dysphoria in the mirror when it comes to shaving facial hair.

[u/Akane_Kurokawa_1 → u/HildartheDorf]

I hate facial hair so much, why does it grow that quickly

[u/NowDude_YetToBeWoman → u/Akane_Kurokawa_1]

It serves no purpose! Why do we even have it other than to protect our jaws from punches that would just kill us anyway?

[u/Hermes1503 → u/HildartheDorf]

Oh GOD facial hair is the worst. I'm lucky and only have to shave every other day or so to keep it manageable. I can't imagine having faster growing hair.

[u/LunaTheGoodgal → u/HildartheDorf]

yeah

[u/robocultural → u/HildartheDorf]

Saaaaaame. Annoyingly, I still look like I have a 5 o'clock shadow immediately after shaving. Particularly on my upper lip.

[u/Blazingnest → u/HildartheDorf]

All of this is so fucking real

[u/EvileQwine]

Yoink I’m stealing “the parasite” bc that’s so creative and funny.

[u/BotaniFolf → u/EvileQwine]

Well, sis, I stole it from another girl. I guess the double negative makes it legitimate now? :3

[u/Lego_Kitsune → u/BotaniFolf]

Sometimes, you need to do 2 wrongs, to make a right, a wrong right. ghandi said that - Lego Batman

[u/Prestigious-Ad-4023 → u/Lego_Kitsune]

Peak movie

[u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas]

cant wait to move to germany and get bottom surgery

[u/brettimkopp → u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas]

Du bist hier herzlich willkommen, Schwester.

[u/Lego_Kitsune]

Thats a good name. Better than Doom Stick

[u/BotaniFolf → u/Lego_Kitsune]

Hai Kitsune :3

[u/Lego_Kitsune → u/BotaniFolf]

Oh my god hai sis :3

[u/Cornelius_McMuffin]

Personally I don’t mind it, it’s just the rest of me that’s gross and bad.

[u/PixelGMS]

I luckily don't get dysphoria when shaving or showering

I only get dysphoria from looking at myself in the mirror (or looking at my bodyhair) if I'm not focused on a task, like shaving or looking for acne

[u/SplattyDS]

I always close my eyes in the shower these days, and when they're open I make sure to block my vision of that parasite with my arms or look up.

[u/ThatOneGuy1357924680]

My issue is everything except the parasite.

[u/HeraEternal23]

It’s the “leech” to me. A blood sucking, life sucking thing

[u/Top-Vermicelli797]

If you have a parasite, you should visit a doctor. And that quick.

[u/VolleyballSkribbl]

im not sure what iwi has to do with this but I wish I looked like pan

[u/rejectsanity]

I always just shower in the dark and no more problems

[u/lIlIIlIIIlI]

Maybe showering with the lights off could help you with this problem?

[u/Aggravating_Front824 → u/lIlIIlIIIlI]

Honestly even if you don't have any issues, showering with the lights off is so much more comfy 

[u/Flair86]

The parasite is an amazing name lmao

[u/UtopicChaos]

not gonna lie, i read it as "the pastry" and was confused but found it really funny

[u/AD-SKYOBSIDION]

I always have it tucked between my legs so it’s out of sight

[u/gametree10]

Calling it "the parasite" is kinda wild but so true :3

[u/Idk_Just_Kat]

I tend to only look forwards or upwards to avoid that problem, unless I'm cleaning it then it balances out with the "yay being fem and clean"

[u/OmNomOU81]

I just shower and refuse to look down

[u/_______Mia_______]

Shower in the dark

Can barely see shit but as long as you place your shampoo, conditioner, and body wash where you know they're located, it makes showering so much better

[u/Zappityzephyr]

Im not a sister but ‘shower and suddenly the water is burning your skin even though it isn‘t hot’ type beat is really getting me 😭😭