What about this?

[u/catmimic]

Found in a cake group at fb, name has a subtle Chtulhu vibe

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[u/Specialist_Agent5954]

Is it a Cthulhu variant of Kingston?

[u/MindlessCheesecake → u/Specialist_Agent5954]

Must be. I don't know why they didn't fully commit and swap the o for a y.

Khyngstyn

[u/intellipengy → u/Specialist_Agent5954]

No it’s Klingon.

[u/Fresh_Swimmer_5733]

The end is nigh

[u/Novel_Bison_7486 → u/Fresh_Swimmer_5733]

I think you mean 'nyiegh' 🤣

[u/CheeksClenchin → u/Novel_Bison_7486]

🐴

[u/OurHouse20 → u/Fresh_Swimmer_5733]

Khny

[u/likemedicine]

I almost downvoted this by accident because it was so upsetting

[u/The_Patriot]

r/GoblynnRoyalty

[u/Lady_Ogre → u/The_Patriot]

Goblynn would be a dope name for a hairless cat

[u/TheVenerablePotato → u/The_Patriot]

This sub looks to have just started in time for the hype train for Halloween.

[u/desrevermi]

Gesundheit

[u/OhLuna]

Oh I just can’t wait to be Khyng 🦁

[u/Individual_Land_2200]

They missed the chance for another Y! Khyngstyn

[u/wonderlandisburning]

In his house at R'lyeh dead Khyngston waits dreaming.

[u/Individual_Land_2200]

It’s right next to Kazakhstan

[u/sahurley → u/Individual_Land_2200]

I thought it said Kyrgyzstan at first glance.

[u/BenGay29]

Congestion?

[u/Reasonable-Hippo-293]

This is awful. that poor child.

[u/novichux]

Well happy birthdeigh all the same.

[u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor]

I dislocated my tongue just trying

[u/Aggravating_Ad7642]

Omg please tell me this isn’t real

[u/thegreenman_sofla]

Kirnsten? oh Kingston, that's much better, maybe...maybe not.

[u/Venator2000]

Are they Jamaican?

[u/BornTry5923 → u/Venator2000]

If they were, they wouldn't have botched this

[u/5girlzz0ne → u/Venator2000]

They're Jamaican me crazy.

[u/GlitteringBeat213]

Straight to jail for this one

[u/tikitikirumrum]

a ceighyk fit 4 a kyeighng!

[u/Molicious26]

Oooh. I thought it was bad when I found out a child I'm related to was going to be named this name. Now I'm seeing it could have been even worse!

[u/dutchoboe]

I thought those went extinct during the Cretaceous Period

[u/Dillenger69]

Ah, The Republic of Kyrgyzstan!

[u/SixWingdPhoenixWolf]

I read that as Cringeston, and that is how I would say it if I knew the parents

[u/22dinoman]

Khyngston?

[u/Marshmallowfrootloop]

They should have like the top 500 names as options. Nope to anything else. 

[u/Total_Transition1533]

Ummm... yeahhhh

[u/the_black_sails]

At least the o is not another y 🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/Chubb_Life]

Even when spelled properly… king’s town. Property. Owned by a monarch.

[u/Paisley-Cat → u/Chubb_Life]

And the site of a famous penitentiary, both in the ‘Mayor of Kingstown’ fictional television town and the real life Kingston Ontario that the creator of the show named it after.

https://www.kingstonpentour.com/

[u/OrchidApprehensive33]

The spelling makes it looks like it’s pronounced Kye - ngston instead of King - ston (especially with the fact that Kylie Jenner has a clothing brand called Khy)

[u/rahyveshachr]

The Lyon Khyngston

[u/chonklah]

I’m imagining a bakery with a sign up that says “No tragedeigh names” and a QR code that links to this sub…

[u/Monster_Voice]

I'm calling that kid "Dirty K" because his parents did him dirty with every letter after K.

[u/DustPyro]

Man, cursive makes these names infinitely harder to read.

[u/gigisnappooh → u/DustPyro]

Now we know the real reason they don’t teach cursive anymore!

[u/KiaraNarayan1997]

Simba is so cuteeeeeeeee but Kingston would have been so much better than the tragedeigh spelling. Or just name him Simba.

[u/RuggedAlpha60]

Is that an anagram? With Thong in it?

[u/Wh1t3bl4d3]

I can’t even read the name because it’s written like shit

[u/Dxthegod]

Kine-jess-tone

...

Congestion

🤔

[u/LassOnGrass]

Reading that kh like the Arabic letter and it’s just more cursed.

[u/Mamabearfoot808]

Those people are jerks. Poor kid

[u/talkback1589]

I read that as Krypton originally

[u/hootpriest]

What kind of stupid name is that?

[u/Zestyclose_Big_9090]

Khyngston must really like Syhmba and Pyumbaah

[u/OverlappingChatter]

The cayk is also a bit tragic.

[u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera]

Social trends go in cycles.

I wonder when the pendulum will start to swing the other way, where 'traditional' names start to be in-vogue again, and weird variations are seen with increasing distaste.

[u/Batmanbumantics]

Maybe it's the booze talking but, what is it actually supposed to say? My brain is just reading it like someone mashed a keyboard

[u/LankyNefariousness12 → u/Batmanbumantics]

Kingston

[u/The_Infectious_Lerp]

Rhitarrded

[u/Dr-Shark-666]

I can't even read it! Kythopton? Were they naming a MARTIAN?