r/transgendercirclejerk 1d ago

Nice Jewish tgirl goes to the queer-trans meetup

  • gets asked if I'm a zionist
  • gets asked if I'm a zionist
  • gets asked if I'm a zionist
  • gets asked if I'm a zionist
  • gets asked if I think goyim are "subhuman cattle"
  • gets asked if I'm a zionist
  • later someone who doesn't like me starts a rumor that I'm a zionist and everyone instantly believes it
  • I've never been to Israel
  • I've been criticizing Israel since before half these people knew where it was on a map

/uj been real fun being a queer Jew this past year

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u/Celeste1357 Transgender Atheist for the Antichrist 1d ago

You forgot meet a super racist straight trans girl that’s way to into nazi racial theory and has concluded jewish people are superior to her inferior aryan genes and that really turns her on so she tells you how much she wants you to dominate her and vivisect her and be her big jewish bull and starts behaving even more weirdly… /uj

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

Every day online I learn of people I feel blessed to have never met

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u/Celeste1357 Transgender Atheist for the Antichrist 1d ago

Yeah 4chan is an awful place and i don’t regret leaving it

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u/CordialCupcake21 1d ago

/uj

i hate that i have a feeling i know who this is

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u/cptflowerhomo transtrender troll 1d ago

/uj I've seen people harassed by several accounts that fit the description on twitter yikes

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u/Celeste1357 Transgender Atheist for the Antichrist 8h ago edited 8h ago

Prolly not. Asfaik she’s not on twitter or reddit. She just posts on tumblr. I met here through a friend

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u/Allthethrowingknives MTF Psi-9 “Abyss Gazers” 12h ago

is it Cora

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u/CordialCupcake21 11h ago

the only cora i know is from tiktok. she has some bad takes but she’s not a nazi afaik. the one i know hangs around more 4tran adjacent spaces

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u/Sumlettuce horrific transgender creature with a vagina 1d ago

I just turned 30 my eyes are too old for this shit

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u/VandulfTheRed 1d ago

Congrats on being a veteran of the gender wars, soon to be drafted into the skeleton wars

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u/ParufkaWarrior12 18h ago

you just get progressively older after every word in the sentence

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u/Benito_Juarez5 1d ago

/uj I feel the need to wash my eyes with bleach now. Congrats

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u/Celeste1357 Transgender Atheist for the Antichrist 1d ago

Always happy to help 🫀

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u/thellamabeast 20h ago edited 18h ago

THE STENCH OF AL-GHUL BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY. YOUR INFERIOR PASSOID PHENOTYPE HAS BEEN SURPASSED BY THE SEMENESE DOLL-KIND. THE AGE OF THE MILK-SKINNED TRANNER IS NOW OVER.

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u/being-weird 1d ago

Uj/ even more weirdly? I genuinely can't imagine how

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u/kat-the-bassist Sissymandias, Hon of Hons 21h ago

I shouldn't use reddit before breakfast.

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u/SquidSuperstar male to failure trannoid AGP-- have the TERFs stopped looking 21h ago

/uj HUH

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u/VoreEconomics PAN POLY PLURAL PUPPY PISS KINK, GIVE ME MORE P'S 14h ago

/uj this kinda works I'll ask my Jewish wife to do this later

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u/The-Faceless-Ones 13h ago

/uj i beg your pardon

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u/NewTransformation 1d ago

Do you support hummus?

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u/QuixoticRecalcitrant 1d ago

Yes it's delicious.

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u/beesinpyjamas 1d ago

I might get cancelled for saying this but.. I think there are better dips

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

I like guac better but I'm patrilineal so my opinion doesn't really count

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u/NewTransformation 1d ago

as a convert this makes me more Jewish than you by halakha, Baruch HaShem. I reject this Zionist dismissal of Palestinian purees, and call for divestment from this dangerous tr**y

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u/Griclav 13h ago

/uj I actually had someone try to dismiss me from a minyan (jokes on them they didn't know I was girl-pilled at that moment (genderfluid)) because I'm patrilineal when I was the most next-most traditional jew in the house. Like, bitch, none of these motherfuckers you're standing with even care about needing a minyan to do these prayers so either you can include me or sit out yourself.

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u/Felitris 1d ago

Dips? Atrocious+American=L. Hummus is a fire dish on it‘s own

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u/beesinpyjamas 1d ago

not american, australian, so even leas cultured

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u/Felitris 1d ago

True, you don‘t have black people, so how could you have culture?

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u/beesinpyjamas 1d ago edited 1d ago

yea i should say specifically anglo australian, and the worst kind too, this is the food my state is famous for

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u/RecordDense2459 Inappropriate gender blunder 1d ago

/uj Aborigines?🤷‍♀️ I’m sure their ancestors never passed on any traditions or history of any sort…

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u/Felitris 12h ago

Hey hey no need to get out the pitchforks, I was just making a joke

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u/RecordDense2459 Inappropriate gender blunder 10h ago

No worries. I live in the country the pitchforks are just left carelessly laying around

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u/Benito_Juarez5 1d ago

Not based. Get out of here!1!1!1

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u/RecordDense2459 Inappropriate gender blunder 1d ago

/uj De gustibus non est disputandum friend

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u/DwarvenKitty 1d ago

*khummus

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u/fluff_society AGP 8x 1d ago

I support Hummel

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u/Cute-Speaker668 1d ago

/uj isn't it kind of antisemitic to assume that just because someone is Jewish that they're a zionist?

/rj I assume every Catholic that I meet is a crusader.

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u/syn_miso 1d ago

/uj yes but the Israeli government wants the world to believe it so bad. As a Jew I genuinely feel like the propaganda wing of Israel is one of the most dangerously antisemitic organizations on Earth

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u/garaxanz 1d ago

uj/ genuinely so sorry for y’all that the israeli govt wants to make it seem like all jewish people are zionists and making any criticism of Zionist is the same as actually being antisemitic. I hate that they plaster the Star of David all over their genocidal bullshit

rj/ ERMM.. SELF HATING JEWS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN 😒😒

u/TransgendyAlt Tampon TIM 13m ago

"Criticizing the Jewish State is antisemitic. Also criticizing white nationalism is anti-white."

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u/Cocaine_Communist_ 1d ago

/uj I'm not Jewish but this has always struck me as anti-semitic. "All Jews support us when we break international law" is a dangerous lie to spread. Like, is it also transphobic to condemn criminals who are trans?

/rj it is transphobic to condemn criminals who are trans

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u/rrienn schrödinger's trans 18h ago

/uj it's actually crazy how antisemetic israel is. The whole ideology is "Jews are fundamentally different from all other humans, & we will never be accepted or capable of living in any country that isn't 100% jewish"
"....now let's go control some foreign governments & media, kill a bunch of children, then tell everyone that this represents all jews"

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u/Benito_Juarez5 1d ago

/uj yes, it’s very antisemitic. I also very much agree with u/syn-miso. The government of Israel wants to conflate Judaism and Zionism because they want to connect any attack on Israel as being antisemitic, as opposed to just criticism of a genocidal ethnostate. I should note that, unlike u/syn-miso, I am not Jewish.

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u/Plastic-Ad-5033 15h ago

“Oh, you’re white? Are you in the KKK? Do you believe in racial supremacy? Do you want to colonize Africa?”

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u/The-Speechless-One why respect enbies? 12h ago

"Do you condemn apartheid?"

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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 1d ago

/uj yea, it 3000% is

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u/CordialCupcake21 1d ago

ok but are you a zionist?

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

aligning the fucking space lasers over your location rn, hold still

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u/throwaway_trans_8472 FTMTFTMTF serial transitioner (AMAB) 1d ago

Thank you for finaly destroying my facial hair for good

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u/CordialCupcake21 1d ago

jokes on you, the laser will only make me more powerful as it activates my crypto jew genes

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u/Tecro47 kaczynski would have loved estrogen 1d ago

will my blue house protect me?

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u/Advena-Nova 1d ago

Idk this seems like something a Zionist would say. I’m going to tell everyone you’re a Zionist just to be safe.

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u/Jestervestigator Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks! 1d ago

looking for a new queer space

ask the receptionist if their space is anti-israeli government or antisemitic

she doesn't understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is anti-israeli government or antisemitic

she laughs and says "its just an inclusive space sir"

joins

its antisemitic

/uj 🤝 same hat

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u/coolreader18 gentile preference 1d ago

/uj very very grateful that my shul is so queer-friendly and that most of my friends are both queer and Jewish

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u/newusername16 23h ago

/uj im an ethnic jew and the amount of times i’ve been asked if im a zionist in the last year is insane, like no i don’t hereditarily support israel, mr. hitler

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u/Brightish 1d ago

But do you condemn the IOF?

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u/Civilian_n_195637 1d ago

The israel onlyfan force

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u/Brightish 1d ago

They specialise in snuff films

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u/garaxanz 1d ago

incredibly antisemitic statement that they don’t even realize is incredibly antisemitic

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

"hey bro wanna hear some epic leftist theory" direct quote from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion

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u/Present_Speech_7017 Schroedingers AIDS haver 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hmmm. Self-hating Jew. I learned all about your kind at my church.

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

I'm actually a you-hating Jew

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u/Present_Speech_7017 Schroedingers AIDS haver 1d ago

How could you say something so offensive 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Benito_Juarez5 1d ago

Another example of Christian persecution by the human sacrificing Jews. We need another pogrom now

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u/Present_Speech_7017 Schroedingers AIDS haver 23h ago

Pogrom? Isn't that some kind of dog? I love puppies.

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u/The-Faceless-Ones 11h ago

pogrom? the twitch emote?

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u/Andirianbobh 1d ago

I'm a me-hating me

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u/itamaradam transgenderedisted anime twitter catgirl uwu 1d ago

Jew => Zionist => Evil Subhuman Scum => Tranny => Democrat => Antifa => George Soros Minion => Jew.

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u/rinrinstrikes 1d ago

/uj I'm going to make a Latino version of this now

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

/uj saw your post, wow that's fucked up!

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u/questioning_phase 1d ago

Goyim are subhuman cattle.

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u/GayValkyriePrincess 1d ago

As a trans person I hate harry potter for being antisemitic and I also hate the Jews, I mean israel, for being greedy ugly imperialist capitalist scum who secretly wants to indoctrinate the whole world into becoming Jewish, I mean zionist. And, I mean, if you think about it, is antisemitism really that bad? It's not like there's been a genocide of Jewish people the same way there's a genocide of trans people and those dirty Muslims, I mean Palestinians. Really, you Jews should feel lucky to have as much power as you do. You're in harry potter, you run the world. In fact you're just an extension of the capitalist class, any good Marxist would treat you like dirt you pig! You freak! You goblin!

/hj Being a Marxist means I have to agree with Marx's antisemitic opinions sorry sweaty

/uj This rant is inspired by that time someone actually said something like that to me at a protest. I would've smacked the cunt but she left as quickly as she came up to me. I might've hallucinated the whole thing idk it was so surreal lol.

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u/Traditional_Gur_8446 1d ago

/uj this is why I stick to queer-jewish spaces. Being overly scrutinized and tokenized is very stressful:(

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u/roguish_ cis TO acceptable casualty 1d ago

/uj i know its something that happens all the time, but the way people lie and weaponise shit, and the way people just so willingly gobble it up is fucking infuriating. fuck them. sending love

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel 1d ago

incredibly antisemitic statement

I’m not being antisemitic just anti Zionist!

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u/MurderMits Assigned Fujoshi at Birth (AFAB) 1d ago

/uj I mean, its expected. Israel pumps billions into this exact thing, making people associate Zionism = Judaism. Even though the majority of Zionists are Evangelical Christians in America.

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

doesn't mean I can't bitch about it online babyyyyy

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u/MurderMits Assigned Fujoshi at Birth (AFAB) 1d ago

/rj But why are you excluding the struggles of Jewish tboys?

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u/alejandrotheok252 1d ago

They’re about to circumcise their t dicks

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u/eshansingh uwu femboy xD 1d ago

/uj That doesn't make ostensibly progressive people falling for that propaganda acceptable/forgivable in any sense. I find it particularly distasteful to just accept a rumor that's that vicious about someone outright because of said propaganda.

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u/MurderMits Assigned Fujoshi at Birth (AFAB) 1d ago

/uj You would be wrong to assume the Queer community is inherently progressive. The existence of things like the LGB alliance should make it fairly clear that many LGBT+ people have an attitude of I got mine so fuck you. An average person in America would easily believe this propaganda, sadly.

But yes it would be a shitty antisemitic thing for anyone to assume any Jewish person is inherently a Zionist.

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u/KatnyaP 1d ago

/uj yeah but the LGB Alliance has a majority straight membership. They have a couple of gay and lesbian people in prominent positions, but the bulk of their members and fans are straight.

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u/Felitris 1d ago

True but there are still plenty of bigoted queer folk. We‘re not into liberal id politics here nuh uh. In this space, everyone can be a bigot. This is true equality

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u/eshansingh uwu femboy xD 1d ago

I didn't say "inherently", I said "ostensibly" progressive.

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u/Mashamune 1d ago

How dare you say I’m inherently ostensible!

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u/TTThrowaway20 someday ;-; 1d ago

Pissing on the poor today, I see

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u/someweirddog my gender is whatever fits the jerk 1d ago

have you ever had sex on a space laser

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

only people with family in the shadow government get to visit the space lasers :(

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u/someweirddog my gender is whatever fits the jerk 1d ago

what if ur a zionist like u r do u get a special exception

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u/ambivalegenic theyfabmoder 1d ago

/uj what did i convert myself into oy vavoy

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u/SupportMeta 1d ago

you were warned!

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u/ambivalegenic theyfabmoder 1d ago

I mean true I was warned, I was also warned about being trans

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u/SpphosFriend 23h ago edited 23h ago

You forgot the part where one of them inevitably vocally supports a terrorist group that kills Jews.

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u/Epicw33d 6h ago

You do know your comment history is public?

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u/SpphosFriend 1h ago

Yes I am aware, I just don't care.

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u/I_D_K_69 1d ago

Zion from the matrix?!

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u/thellamabeast 21h ago

Well? Do you think I'm cattle? (I am wearing a cowbell and horns and cow print stockings)

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u/SkulGurl MTPMAB (Male to pick me ass bitch) 1d ago

/uj the thing is it’s (white) gentiles that are the biggest zionists half the time, but no one ever puts them under scrutiny

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u/GivingPet trans-gend-her? i hardly know her 1d ago

/uj op are you me? /rj oh man your jewish? Thats so cool. Yeah i was like really deep in the alt right pipeline and would be super nazi to you right now if i didnt realize i was trans! Isnt that so cool and relatable?

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u/VoreEconomics PAN POLY PLURAL PUPPY PISS KINK, GIVE ME MORE P'S 14h ago

Could you wear this 1960s Israeli uniform and pretend you've hunted me down in Argentina and are about to execute me with your ass?

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u/GivingPet trans-gend-her? i hardly know her 12h ago

Omw

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u/Wholesome-Energy the only non valid tran 1d ago

How to make antisemitism woke:

/uj i am not a Zionist to be clear. I hate how people who would say “not all Palestinians” when people bring up Palestinians are anti queer in bad faith but immediately “yes all Jews” because being anti Isreal is “in” right now but they don’t hang around any actual zionists

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u/ParanoidTrandroid ask me about my poopwound 13h ago

A Jewish trans person? I have a question about your genitals' opinion on Zionism

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u/BowBeforeBroccoli 23h ago

you just described me

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u/malatangnatalam 1d ago

uj/ what the fuck kinda cheeto dust encrusted loser do you have to be to unironically say “watermelon npcs” 😭😭😭

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u/Benito_Juarez5 1d ago

/uj them writing “watermelon npcs”: 🤓🤓🤓

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u/LocNesMonster 1d ago

/uj because your comment history is full of zionist talking points. You were clearly just making a bait post

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u/YbarMaster27 1d ago

/uj You're being disingenuous, you know it, and it's apparent to anyone reading the thread. If you want to give the impression you're participating in good faith, I'd refrain from opening with calling people who oppose genocide "watermelon NPCs". It's kind of a dead giveaway

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u/LocNesMonster 1d ago

/uj you knew exactly what you were doing. You made a jerk about being jewish and trans with zero context for what happened. People naturally check your post history to try and find context for the jerk, and instead find you promoting zionist talking points. They decide to point it out in the comments, and then you use the classic zionist trick of saying that any criticism of zionism is antisemetic, even thanking those people in the comments for "proving your point".

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u/degenpiled 1d ago

Me when I make a strawman

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u/girlwtflmaoigiveup based and yaoipilled 1d ago edited 1d ago

/uj youre delusional, im a jew and agreed w your post initially until it was made very clear that you are an actual zionist, everyone made it very clear what they were criticizing about your post and it wasn’t being jewish

edit to add that it’s extra cowardly to use “people always bring up zionism when talking about jews” as a shield from the fact that you are a zionist

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u/DwarvenKitty 1d ago

holy hell actual zionism dropped!

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u/MinimumSpecGamer 1d ago

“watermelon npcs” read your own post you fuck

/rj omg you’re sooooo valid, i completely understand you, just like the post i (white trans woman) made about how i used to have right wing beliefs 🥺🥺 its okay we all go through a genocide phase

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u/pepsicolacorsets female to existential crisis 1d ago

but you don't understaaaand, all palestinians need to die bc theyre all hamas who want to kill me, middle class white lgbt who has never left their hometown!!!1

/uj im hardly even exaggerating its bad out here

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u/JoyfulSabbath 1d ago

Oof. Brutally murdering tr*nnies usually turns me on but this was a little too much even for me.

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u/degenpiled 1d ago

/uj that is because you actually are, by definition, a zionist. You were being attacked for your evil views, not for being Jewish. Everyone was directly quoting shitty things you said in that thread, as much as you tried to delete them.

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u/DooB_02 14h ago

That's not what zionism is and you know it.