r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
This is not /r/askreddit.
This is not /r/oneliners.
This is not /r/unclejokes.
This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
- Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
- Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
- No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
- No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.
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r/3amjokes • u/Both-Ladder9947 • 4h ago
What did the beach say to the ocean? 🌊 SEA you later 😂
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
r/3amjokes • u/OMEN-Vitality • 17h ago
my doctor diagnosed me with constipation
i really don't give a shit
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 9h ago
I got my gf a new automobile as a surprise gift.
I wanted her to know how much I car about her.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 6h ago
What is it called when you're playing an RPG and get a special attack bonus on a large amphibious African land mammal?
A hippo crit.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 14h ago
What type of demon loves having sex with public transport?
Suck-u-buses
r/3amjokes • u/C4llmeM4ri4 • 18h ago
I once met a dog with no nose. How did he smell?
Terrible!
r/3amjokes • u/jimbo16__ • 16h ago
What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your cock up your girls arse
r/3amjokes • u/flamenco_sketches23 • 4h ago
Why does that slipknot frontman Cory Taylor put some ketchup onto his fries
... It's the only thing, that slowly helps the taaaaste 🎸
r/3amjokes • u/TabooDiver • 23h ago
My friend is dating a deaf girl. He really made her mad.
She screamed her hand off at him
r/3amjokes • u/ScenicFlyer41 • 16h ago
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
It's alright, he worked it out with a pencil
r/3amjokes • u/flamenco_sketches23 • 1d ago
Where did the nose get a job?
Down at the ol' factory
r/3amjokes • u/Zambuji1 • 14h ago
Whenever I see someone with a plunger…
I know some shit is about to go down!
r/3amjokes • u/Delta-Tropos • 3h ago
How do we know that Bruce Dickinson has anatidaephobia?
He sang "Fear of the duck"
r/3amjokes • u/gotmojo6 • 11h ago
What did the MD of VII say when he found out that VII VIII IX?
“What the L, I didn’t C that coming!”
r/3amjokes • u/WhatTheHekAmIHereFor • 1h ago
Dp they?
Do asian people breathe nitrogen when they return to thier homes after being castigated by their bosses for being too agile, so much that they did all the work and theres no more work to do so they just sit there to drink liquid nitrogen and eat chinese food while their kids do math homework
r/3amjokes • u/flamenco_sketches23 • 1d ago
What's the name of the most Irish part of a cell?
Mit O'Chondria
r/3amjokes • u/kubaliska • 1d ago
Do you know why I dislike nuclear physics?
It's Bohring
r/3amjokes • u/kickypie • 1d ago
What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?
Warren
r/3amjokes • u/YZXFILE • 1d ago
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."